The time has come to reveal myself. I came to this land mere months ago for one cause and one cause only. I waited, learning the habits of its residents and scouring its tomes (archives). I knew that if I were to strike, the time would be April 1, 2014.

I come as a prophet of the one true god. The god of death and chaos. Squabble all you want. I come singing of death and destruction. I am the herald of THE CORGIPUPALYPSE.

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