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Liquid Glass
05-12-2002, 03:14 AM
ok this is creepy

a cat looks out a wooden window
the car..
the car runs over the dog
a cat dies of laughter
another cat looks throught wooden window........:D

okay thats like my first poem EVER do its sorta lame.....

05-12-2002, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by Maester Auron
ok this is creepy

a cat looks out a wooden window
the car..
the car runs over the dog
a cat dies of laughter
another cat looks throught wooden window........:D

okay thats like my first poem EVER do its sorta lame.....

Yes, it is odd, Auron. . . . . But I like it. May the process go on! Just make sure the dog isn't a German Shepard, alright? That's my favorite kind. She died when she was thirteen.:cry: It brings back her last moments. . . .

Liquid Glass
05-12-2002, 03:27 AM
it wasnt sorry...:cry: its any dog you want it to be....

mods or admins could you change the title to ODD POEMS BY AURON please k'


process as in continue the poem?

if so im going to:

the next cat looks out the window
a blue chicken walks...
the blue chicken walks...
across the river
and EXPLODES!!!!!
the cat dies of laughter....
a dog walks to the window.....

05-12-2002, 03:36 AM
Hey, these could be one of those continuation things. Very cool, Maester Auron. :cool:

A dog walks to the window,
an orange horse gallops,
The orange horse gallops. . .
On a barrel of hay,
And tumbles down a cliff!!
The dog dies of laughter,
a goat walks up to the window. . .

How was that?

Liquid Glass
05-12-2002, 03:47 AM
great! and funny! is cool:cool:

the goat sees a cow
a cow eating..
the cow eating...
a cat, a cat
the goat BAAS and dies of fright
a moggle walks up to the window....

be sure to check out my first fanfic "11 years before FFX"

05-12-2002, 03:51 AM
A moogle? Cool. And I shall check out your story. I love Final Fantasy X.

A moogle walks up to the window,
and sees a chocobo being ridin by a dude,
the dude rides,
then gets bucked off,
the moogle dies of laughter,
a Moomba walks up to the window. . . .

*Goes to read story*

Liquid Glass
05-12-2002, 03:56 AM
the mooba looks out the window
it sees a pig runing
a pig running.
into a mailbox
the mooba dies of laughter
a elk walks up to the window...

05-12-2002, 04:03 AM
*Read story*

I'm back here!

An elk walks up to the window,
and sees a mailman,
a mailman,
being eaten by dogs,
the elk dies of laughter,
some mail walks up to the window . . .

Mail? I wonder what the mail will see *Other than the bill*

Liquid Glass
05-12-2002, 04:16 AM
the mail looks out the window
it sees a man..
the man with a...
FLAMETHROWER!!! the man with a flamethrower
walks up to a pig.. and creater BACON!
the mail is sliced open with laughter
a bear walk up to the window

i added another section to that story...

05-12-2002, 04:20 AM
A little rough on the writing in the story eh? *Suggests you make them longer and easier to read*

Don't make Jecht look bad. He's a dude. He has an ausome theme song.:p

A bear walks up to the window,
and sees a fridge,
a fridge that's beeing loaded in a house,
The fridge falls on the delivery boy,
The bear dies of laughter,
A fish walks up to the window.

( I KNOW fish don't have feet!)

Liquid Glass
05-12-2002, 04:38 AM
well the story is from tidus' view and i added again if they are short they are easir to read

the fish looks out the window
it sees a tank(yes a tank)
a tank that....
blows the house next door up!!
the fish dies of laughter
a shark walks up to the window.....

05-12-2002, 04:53 AM
A shark walks up to the window,
it sees another shark,
a shark that,
asks the shark at the window for a date,
the shark dies with laughter,
a squirrel walks up to the window. . . .

05-12-2002, 05:33 AM
a nicky sproings over to the writers corner,
a very odd poem by auron...
the poem reads itself to nicky,
the nicky dies of laughter
so how did nicky type this post?

I see i'm not the only one to post nonsensical things :D

05-13-2002, 10:53 PM
Yes, Nicky, ti's true. You are not the only one out there. But, I will say, yours are a bit. Strange. I like strange. I have all of Mr. Ripley's Believe it or Not! Books. My favorites are the dude who has a candle in his head, and the other dude who can control hair. Also the supernatural thingys.

Well, I shall continue the process.

The nicky types this post,
by writing a letter,
writing a letter,
to a friend before dying with laughter,
her frien didn't die of laughter,
so she/he walks up to the window.:p

Didn't think I could do it, could you?:D

Liquid Glass
05-13-2002, 11:25 PM
the "IT" walks up to the window
the she/he sees a yeti
a yeti grilling
a yeti grilling a corn-dog
the "IT" dies of laughter
a polar bear walks up to the window

oh solphie i added to the fanfic,mine,!! of couse

05-14-2002, 01:01 AM
Of course you added it! You add to it all the time!:laugh: :laugh:

A polar bear walks up to the window,
he sees a bunny,
a bunny jumping,
a bunny jumping into a fire,
The polar bear dies of laughter,
A sausage biscuit walks up to the window. . .

Liquid Glass
05-14-2002, 01:16 AM
sorry bunny died in fire!!!

the spicy biscut walked up to the window
it saw a kitty
a kitty eating a pogo sitck!
the SPICY MEAT BALL biscut dies of laughter
a raccon walks up to the window..:D

05-14-2002, 01:21 AM
I like bunnies, but, I couldn't think of anything!

A racoon walks up to the window,
It sees a bird a bird,
A bird doing nothing,
The racoon dies of laughter,
a seal walks up to the window. . . .

05-14-2002, 05:00 PM
*cries We had something like this in the old days. I will bump it up so you can see a good one. But this is good so far also(although slightly repetitive).

05-15-2002, 06:19 AM
A Bannor Bumps up a thread,
By posting in it,
Posting in it,
A mod closes the thread,
Bannor bumps up another thread...

Del Murder
05-15-2002, 06:56 AM
An beautiful woman looks out a window
In her hand is a needle
In the needle is a thread
In the thread are nonsensical poems about windows
The woman pricks herself and falls asleep
Three multicolored fairies approach the window

05-15-2002, 07:15 AM
The multicoloured fairies approach the window
The window...
The window is shut
The fairies go kersplat
Now somebody has to clean the window...

05-15-2002, 10:29 PM
A cleaner comes up to clean the window,
A cleaner,
He cleans the window with toothpaste,
Ummm. . . . Calliope walks up to the window (again)

05-16-2002, 05:37 AM
Nicky walks up to the window
The window...
Nicky jumps out the window
The window was only one storey high
Nicky gets up and walks away...

Del Murder
05-16-2002, 05:46 AM
A man walks up to the window
He looks
A baseball crashes through the window and hits him on the head
He lies unconscious

05-16-2002, 05:51 AM
Nicky walks back to the window
An unconscious man...
Nicky rushes to him
Like anyone would...
Nicky grabs his wallet and runs away...

Del Murder
05-16-2002, 06:12 AM
Del gets up to the window
The man's still there
Tries to get the man's wallet
But Nicky took it
Del takes his shoes instead

05-16-2002, 06:19 AM
Nicky runs back to the man
Clueless and shoeless...
Nicky gives him a sign
A 'kick me' sign
Nicky the Great runs away...

Del Murder
05-16-2002, 06:22 AM
Del comes back to the window
Sees the man
Sees the sign
Kicks the man and runs
Del always does what signs tell him to

05-16-2002, 06:43 AM
Nicky runs back to the man
The injured man...
Nicky gives him another sign
A "give Nicky money" sign
Nicky waits to get rich...

Del Murder
05-16-2002, 06:48 AM
Del comes back to the window
Sees Nicky
Sees an unconsious beat up man
Sees a sign that says 'give Nicky money'
Del backs away slowly

05-16-2002, 10:31 PM
Solphie walks up to the window,
and sees Del and Nicky,
taking and beating an unconcious man,
Solphie begins to dial 911,
but thinks about it,
an joins. . .

05-17-2002, 05:53 AM
Nicky waits by the window
The guilty three...
Nicky thinks this is wrong
Nicky frames Solphie and Del
Nicky makes her getaway...

05-17-2002, 09:42 PM
Solphie and Del are by the window,
by the window,
being framed,
we stay in jail for 6 months,
Then we hunt down Nicky. . . . :radred:

Del Murder
05-18-2002, 09:08 AM
We spot Nicky by the window
She is eating something
Ah! it's blood pudding
Del vomits
Solphie backs away slowly

05-19-2002, 05:00 AM
Nicky is by the window
Eating something yucky...
It is not blood pudding
It is tofu in disguise
It was all a clever ploy...

Del Murder
05-19-2002, 07:24 AM
Del cleans up his mess by the window
Tricked by Nicky
Tricked by Nicky
Del has a plan
Runs to get some water balloons

05-19-2002, 11:40 PM
Nicky is by the window
She is gloating
For Del has a plan
And Nicky has an umbrella

Del Murder
05-20-2002, 02:55 AM
Del runs back to the window
Many balloons in tow
He laughs 'cause though
Nicky blocks the attack from the front
She doesn't see Solphie behind her

05-20-2002, 10:09 PM
Del is Constantly laughing,
Nicky wonders,
She wonders why,
then Solphie comes and tosses water baloons,
all over Nicky.

Somehow, we have spammed this thread so bad. I think we ruined the same rythym, the origonal story, everything. . . .*cackles like a maniac*

05-21-2002, 06:47 AM
Nicky is by the window
Dripping cold water
The water wakes up the man,
The man enforces Del and Solphie

Del Murder
06-06-2002, 06:15 AM
Del is being enforced by the window
The irony
Then the man stops
'Cause Del tells him who has his wallet...

06-06-2002, 06:32 AM
The man is angry...
He wants his wallet...
Del Murder has his wallet
But Nicky has the money

Del Murder
06-06-2002, 06:48 AM
Del panics
He doesn't understand
How can the wallet Nicky stole
Be in his left hand?

Crunchy Beverage
06-07-2002, 04:52 AM
Window, rose
Cancer, China
Bad grammar,
Bad rhyme,
!!Misuded punctuation..?? ...:::;;

06-07-2002, 06:23 AM
Solphie and Del were in jail...
Locked up in jail...
During that time
Nicky Watched "Oliver"
Nicky is also a pickpocket

Del Murder
06-07-2002, 06:44 AM
Del is bothered
He wants to watch Oliver too
So when nobody's looking
He gets the hell out of that human zoo

06-07-2002, 06:52 AM
Nicky is laughing...
Del should be bothered
He can watch "Oliver"
But enforcers of good can't pickpocket

Del Murder
06-07-2002, 06:55 AM
Del is glad
Glad that Nicky
Will let him watch it with her
For though he can't be a pickpocket
He still likes saying 'Artful Dodger'.

06-07-2002, 07:09 AM
Nicky agrees with Del...
Agrees with Del...
"Artful Dodger" is fun to say
But not quite as fun as
"Hey Del I've got your wallet"

Del Murder
06-07-2002, 07:17 AM
Del is poor
Nicky took his cash
Now he can't buy the ointment
To put on his spreading rash.

06-07-2002, 07:20 AM
Nicky is still laughing
You'd be laughing too
If you replaced Del's wallet
With pretty poison ivy

Del Murder
06-07-2002, 07:28 AM
Del is poor and itchy
Poor and itchy...
What more can Nicky do?
As he reaches in his pockets
He realizes they're filled with glue!

06-07-2002, 01:18 PM
*Is laughing*

I guess I'm in jail now. :p You guys have fun watching Oliver, causing eachother chaos and mayhem, and such. I write my last entry in this crazy topic.

In the jail,
Solphie is released,
after six months,
he sees Nicky and Del killing eachother off,
and laughs at them.


06-09-2002, 05:08 AM
Nicky isn't done yet
Isn't done yet...
She needs more money
She films the whole fiasco
And sells it to Warner Brothers

Del Murder
06-09-2002, 08:08 AM
Del knows Nicky's jealous
She can't get it out of her head
That she wasn't part
Of the 100,000th post thread

06-09-2002, 11:51 PM
Del Murder is right...
He is right...
Nicky is spamthread deprived
But then she remembers...
She founded the spam brigade!

Del Murder
06-10-2002, 03:26 AM
Del is amused
That Nicky thinks she's won
Because, though she founded the brigade
He's outspammed her 4 to 1!

06-10-2002, 04:00 AM
Nicky is outspammed
She's not the type that forgives,
And although Del might be winning now,
Nicky knows where he lives!

Del Murder
06-10-2002, 04:12 AM
Del is quite afraid
He doesn't want to lose
But that's not on his mind now
As he hurries up and moves!

06-10-2002, 05:03 AM
Del moved away
Moved away...
Del tried to flee her
Nicky sighs as she
Packs her things for Korea

Del Murder
06-10-2002, 05:19 AM
Del's in Korea
Hiding in a vase
But now he forgot why
He was hiding in the first place

06-10-2002, 05:25 AM
Nicky also forgot
Also forgot...
But then figures, what the hell...
As long as she's in Korea
She might as well get Del

Del Murder
06-10-2002, 05:32 AM
Del has won
Has won...
Because Nicky was wrong
While she went to Korea
Del's been in New Zealand all along!

06-10-2002, 09:54 PM
Nicky wonders...
Why does Del think he's won?
When Nicky rings the deportation office
Del's troubles will have just begun!

Del Murder
06-11-2002, 02:52 AM
Once again in a pickle
Avoiding deportation will be tricky
So before Del goes back home
He leaves a 'surprise' for Nicky

06-11-2002, 09:39 PM
Nicky goes back home,
Goes back home...
Whilst opening her surprise
She wonders
Will this be her untimely demise?

Del Murder
06-13-2002, 06:22 AM
Del is kidding
He doesn't want his friend dead
He just wrapped up a box
To mess with her head.

06-13-2002, 07:15 AM
Nicky opens her surprise
Opens her surprise...
Pericombobulations! It's Del!
Once again the jokes on him;
Being with Nicky's like being in hell

Del Murder
06-15-2002, 06:27 AM
Del doesn't care
Doesn't care
He still thinks he's a winner
Because if being with Nicky is hell
Then mark him down as a sinner!


06-17-2002, 01:22 AM
Nicky is still surprised
Still surprised...
She thought that Del would damn her
For if it were'nt for Nicky
Del would be Best Spammer

Del Murder
06-17-2002, 04:05 AM
Del doesn't care
Again doesn't care
About Nicky's feat
Because he's James Bond
And she's just some icky meat!

06-17-2002, 04:57 AM
Nicky doesn't care
Doesn't care...
If Del Murder is a spy
Nicky knows just what to do
She makes confetti pie!

Del Murder
06-17-2002, 07:04 AM
Del is drawn
Drawn to the pie...
Now she's gone and done it
The quickest way to a man's heart
Is through his stomach!

06-17-2002, 07:07 AM
Nicky is learning
Is learning...
The skills to be a good wife
But still Nicky would have sworn
It's quicker with a knife!

Del Murder
06-17-2002, 07:12 AM
Del is afraid
He never would have thought it
That his darling little wife
Was really Mrs. Bobbit!

06-17-2002, 07:19 AM
Now Nicky is afraid
Is afraid...
She didn't know that she was married
She's ridden on a wave of spam
And this is where she's carried

Del Murder
06-17-2002, 07:53 AM
Del is confused
It's giving his head a hemorrhage
If they were never married
How'd they make a Crunchy Beverage?

06-17-2002, 09:22 PM
Nicky's confused
She now has a son, no daughter
She always thought milo was made
With good old milk and water!

Del Murder
06-17-2002, 09:42 PM
Del is upset
He doesn't know what is worser
Having a son made from water
Or one that's a lousy enforcer!

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
06-18-2002, 01:55 AM
In comes OWA,
Alone and bemused,
All look I know a word,
That rhymes with confused!

He Looks coyly at Del,
and Calliope too,
"Do you mind,
If I party with you?"

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 04:21 AM
Del doesn't mind
Doesn't mind...
We're nothing to be feared
Just remember, if you play
That we are a little weird!

06-18-2002, 04:54 AM
This is great
Is great...
The more the merrier
Just don't be too surprised
If you're turned into a terrier!

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 04:57 AM
Nicky's right
For these things we must look out
To be turned into a terrier
Or a rather large trout!

06-18-2002, 04:59 AM
Nicky is amazed
Del she can no longer doubt
He must be the real James Bond
If he can really type "*****"

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 05:11 AM
It is time...
For Del to end his fašade
For he's not only Bond
He's also a mod!

06-18-2002, 05:25 AM
Del Murder is a mod
Is a mod...
Nicky is amazed
That Del can endure so much
And carry on unphased

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 05:36 AM
Del is lying
For now he can tell
He really isn't a mod
Just used tricky HTML!

06-18-2002, 05:45 AM
Del is lying
Is lying...
Once again Nicky's been had
But she really can't help it
Del's such a likeable cad

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 05:54 AM
What's next for Del
For Del...
That handsome James Bond
With the wit of Jim Carrey
And the toughness of James Caan?

06-18-2002, 06:02 AM
What next for Del
For Del...
So debonaire and dashing
Botherations! It seems
That Drew Carey's come a-smashing!

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 06:10 AM
Oh no
Oh no...
What will Del do?
Because Drew Barrymore
Is <i>his</i> type of Drew.

06-18-2002, 06:17 AM
Poor Del
Poor Del...
Drew Barrymore's not here
And thought Carey ain't a robot
He instills him full of fear...

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 06:37 AM
Poor Del
Poor Del...
He can't ever win
First Drew Carey comes to visit
Then Nicky leaves again!

06-18-2002, 09:39 PM
Silly Del
Silly Del...
Only reason Nicky left
Was because an enforcer
Left her saddened and bereft

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 09:42 PM
Silly Nicky
Silly Nicky...
Del hadn't gone far
He was just helping his brother
Beat Kirby's Super Star!

06-18-2002, 09:56 PM
Silly Nicky
Silly Nicky...
She really should've known
Guys'll always choose video games
No matter how they've grown

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 09:59 PM
Silly Nicky
Silly Nicky...
She should assume nothing
Del didn't leave to play the game
But to keep his brother from bugging!

06-18-2002, 10:05 PM
Silly Nicky
Silly Nicky...
She has a younger brother too
She should really sympathise
Over what those demons do

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 10:08 PM
What's next
Next for Nicky and Del?
Two people employed as spammers
Who do their jobs well!

06-18-2002, 10:11 PM
I think
I really think...
Del and Nicky should be promoted
We've managed 100 spam poems
As you've probably noted

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 10:21 PM
Del agrees
That promotion would be right
For Nicky the Spam Queen
And Del the Spam Knight

06-18-2002, 10:26 PM
We're deserving
We're deserving...
Nothing short of a promotion
For two spammers who
Show nothing but devotion

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 10:31 PM
Nicky's right
Just as she testifies
We should become Cid's Knights
Or at least freaking Recognized.

06-18-2002, 10:34 PM
Del and Nicky
Del and Nicky...
May be awfully bitter
But they'll both spam up the boards
Rather than be a quitter

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 10:43 PM
Nicky's right
We aren't the ones to shun
Cause though they won't admit it
If we left there'd be no fun.

06-18-2002, 10:47 PM
Del's still right
Still right...
Eoff's a crazy scene
But it would be empty
Without the Spam Knight and his Queen

Del Murder
06-18-2002, 11:18 PM
And so is Nicky
Is Nicky...
Quite as right as I am
Cause, though many came before us
None can ever match our spam!

06-18-2002, 11:20 PM
Other spammers
Other spammers...
Came here in tides and hoardes
But indeed nothing matches
What we've brought to these boards!

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
06-19-2002, 01:07 AM
OWA returns,
God how you've spammed,
But it's time to change turns.

You may be Spam knight,
and have the Spam queen too,
But I won't give up without a fight,
I'm Spam God, Its true.

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 02:41 AM
Spam god
Shmam god...
OWA, we can clearly see
You are no god of spam
However annoying you may be

06-19-2002, 04:19 AM
One Winged Angel
One Winged Angel...
On a pedestal you perch
You might be a Spam God
But Del and I don't go to church!

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 04:23 AM
Poor OWA
Poor OWA...
He thought he had everything figured out
But, though he can't be our spam god
We'll let him be our Spam T<b></b>rout.

06-19-2002, 05:30 AM
Poor OWA
Poor OWA...
No matter how hard he wishes
He'll spam like Del and I
He'll remain one of the fishes!

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 05:40 AM
Poor OWA
Poor OWA...
We're giving him quite a hazing
But it's worth it to hang with us
We're really that amazing!

06-19-2002, 05:55 AM
Del's right
Del's right...
Maybe it would be best
If we don't pick on OWA
After all, he's on contest!

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 06:00 AM
Nicky's right
Letting him off would be better
Because, with OWA's help
This poem can go on forever!

06-19-2002, 06:01 AM
I'll spam this poem alive
And I'll annoy the staff
Till it rests in the archive!

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 06:06 AM
We'll keep this up forever
You can do the math
And if it's ever closed
They'll fell our spamful wrath!

06-19-2002, 06:17 AM
Del's still right
Still right...
They'll feel our wrath indeed
With our great ability to
Spam the boards at lightning speed!

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 06:22 AM
Nicky's correct
About every point she's made
And it wouldn't be just us
Since we have a whole Brigade!

06-19-2002, 06:27 AM
Nicky wonders
Nicky wonders...
Where the Spam Brigade has been
Cos if you've got no subjects
It's pretty lonely being Queen

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 06:29 AM
Nicky shouldn't worry
Shouldn't worry...
About things of that sort
Cause she'll always have
A Knight in her court.

06-19-2002, 06:38 AM
Hurrah for Nicky
For Nicky...
She never had a court
Never mind a knight
That she once tried to deport!

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 06:40 AM
Don't worry
Don't worry...
About that memory getting old
For an enforcer never forgets
And knows revenge is best served cold!

06-19-2002, 06:44 AM
Nicky's just had quite a fright
Should she fear this enforcer
Or trust this Spamful Knight?

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 06:56 AM
Dear Nicky
Dear Nicky...
Don't let those fears go any further
Though Del might be an enforcer
He'd never do anything to hurt her.

06-19-2002, 07:12 AM
Silly Del
Silly Del...
No wonder he makes Britt swoon
Nicky's asked for lentil pie
He's given her the moon!

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 07:29 AM
Del's happy
But things are about to tank
Nicky needs to think up more adventures
Cause Del's drawing a blank!

06-19-2002, 07:45 AM
Del, don't worry,
Don't worry...
You can rest assured
We'll go have some adventures
With that Zingowangobird!

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 07:47 AM
Del isn't worried
Isn't worried...
Or should he be?
Cause now there's some bird
Joining the spammy three.

06-19-2002, 07:55 AM
It's okay Del
It's okay...
The bird is just a ploy
To keep the eoff staff amused
While post counts we destroy

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 07:57 AM
What clever plans
Clever plans...
That you and I derive
Now, thanks to our movement
I'm in the top 25!

06-19-2002, 08:05 AM
Clever plans
Clever plans...
Are nifty, although tricky
While the great Del streams ahead
What about poor Nicky?

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 08:08 AM
It is true
Is true...
That Del's leaving her in tatters
But it isn't really quantity
It's amusingness that matters!

06-19-2002, 08:18 AM
With this I do enthuse
For no-one's more amusing
Than A Muse Amused!

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 08:21 AM
For this Nicky has no folly
She sure amuses Del

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
06-19-2002, 11:17 AM
Oh my god
Oh my god...
What a spamfest this is,
Take Del and calliope away
There taking the pizz!

I Need to write two,
Your too quick for me,
*runs off with your shoe*

This is truly a great thread,
Your spamming constantly,
While the mods are in bed!

Careful where you tread,
This may be very clever,
but you don't want another <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16886" target="_blank">happy thread</a>

Del Murder
06-19-2002, 07:26 PM
Don't worry...
Don't worry...
A spam thread this is not
For spam is annoying and unwanted
We just call this 'posting a lot'.

06-20-2002, 05:26 AM
OWA's wrong
OWA's wrong
Though you think you're quite smart
This thread is not a piece of spam
It's in the name of art!

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 06:10 AM
Yes, she's right
She's right...
This thread is worthy of Poe
Now wether you'd call his work spam
Del would really like to know.

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
06-20-2002, 06:10 AM
This thread lives on another day,
When the mods find out
there gonna take you away

Not spam
Not spam
I do think these poems are great.
However the mods wont think like I do
and will surely be irate!

06-20-2002, 06:26 AM
This won't get closed
Won't get closed...
We needn't start to pray
For who'd be mean enough
To close this on Del's birthday?

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 06:44 AM
Birthday or no
Or no...
This thread will never close
Because the mods are aware
Of how much MORE spam we would impose

06-20-2002, 06:50 AM
You keep forgetting
Keep forgetting...
This thread is spam devoid
Too much flack from all the staff
Has made us paranoid!

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 07:11 AM
Enough about spam
We'll speak of it no more
Let's change the subject to
Del's birthday lore!

06-20-2002, 07:15 AM
It's Del's Birthday!
Del's Birthday...
And there's no debate
Wish I could give you a tiger
That really would be grrrrrrrrreat!

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 07:26 AM
Well it's Del's birthday
Del's birthday...
21 years so far
And he's happy sitting and chatting
Rather than going to a bar!

06-20-2002, 07:33 AM
No wonder
No wonder...
To a bar Del hasn't been
Unlike in New Zealand
Where you can drink when you're eighteen!

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 07:38 AM
To Del they're not right
Who needs to get drunk
When your hopped up on life?

06-20-2002, 07:50 AM
And stuff that makes you care
Unless like Nicky you're phrasmotic
And greet it with an empty stare

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 08:11 AM
True, there are things
About life we cannot see
Like how bad some pain can feel
And how great some love can be.

06-20-2002, 08:14 AM
You talk of love
Talk of love...
This thing you must retrieve
But you can't if you are Nicky
Because first you must believe

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 08:26 AM
Tis true
Tis true...
The belief must come first
But Nicky should always believe
Not doing so would be the worst

06-20-2002, 08:30 AM
Okay then
Okay then...
I believe that I can fly
I'll now jump off the harbour bridge
I don't believe I'll die

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 08:39 AM
Don't do it
Don't do it
It will cause you much harm
I'd rather see you jump
Into some friendly arms.

06-20-2002, 08:48 AM
Please don't
Please don't...
This phrasmotic Nicky tempt
For phrasmoticlatchynickyness
Is from what you should be exempt

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 09:01 AM
Del can relate
But he sees much more in her
Stuff that makes her Nicky the Great

06-20-2002, 09:03 AM
Mistaken Del
Mistaken Del...
Nicky's greatness isn't big
In any case why listen
To you and your broken sig?

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 09:15 AM
Why should Nicky
Should Nicky...
Listen to her friend?
Because, if she stays closed
Her sorrows will never end.

06-20-2002, 09:17 AM
Do you really suppose
Would happen if this Nicky
Decided to be no longer closed?

Del Murder
06-20-2002, 09:24 AM
That's like Del no longer being quiet
You'll never find out
Unless you actually try it!

Ifrit's Bodyguard
06-20-2002, 06:53 PM
This thread is going well
But let me not interupt
Something so personnal

06-23-2002, 09:06 PM
Del says
Del says
Something new I must try
But what if this new something
Means I have to say goodbye?

Del Murder
06-23-2002, 09:18 PM
In that case
In that case...
It would make Del very blue
But he knows that Nicky
Has gotta do what she's gotta do.

06-23-2002, 09:24 PM
Nicky's been
Nicky's been
Phrasmotic, and it shows
But as for what she's gotta do
Not even Nicky knows

Del Murder
06-23-2002, 09:36 PM
For things like that
Things like that...
Only Nicky can be the decider
But, though Del is far away
His thoughts are still beside her.

06-23-2002, 09:45 PM
Del says this
Del says this
But soon he might regret her
Cos a couple of days ago
Nicky posted another letter!

Del Murder
06-23-2002, 09:50 PM
Uh oh
Uh oh...
Del thought they had ended their war
Now what could Nicky be up to
After she'd glitter-bombed his floor?

06-23-2002, 09:55 PM
Just a few
Just a few
Things that I couldn't mention
All because of a certain
Friday fire engine

Del Murder
06-23-2002, 10:04 PM
Del's so happy
So happy...
To be receiving so much mail
But he just has one question
Does he have to open it over a pail?

06-23-2002, 10:15 PM
Del is just
Del is just
Like my other friend, I think
Because now he only opens
All his mail over the sink!

Del Murder
06-23-2002, 10:19 PM
And you know what?
You know what?
Doing that is rather tricky
But now I'm forced to
All thanks to darling Nicky.

06-23-2002, 10:27 PM
You know what?
You know what?
Doing so is plenty worth
Cos even as Nicky goes
She's doubled up with mirth!

Del Murder
06-23-2002, 10:32 PM
Ok, Nicky can send
Can send...
All the mess she sees fit
As long as when it piles up
Nicky herself comes and cleans it.

06-24-2002, 04:14 AM
Such a thing that you would say
Cos you'll definately need a cleaner
Once you see what's coming your way!

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 04:35 AM
Del dares not guess
Dares not guess...
What is in this mail
He just hopes it doesn't
Send either of us to jail.

06-24-2002, 04:46 AM
To jail
To jail...
What the heck, I do not care
Neither will you if you recall
You've already been there!

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 04:50 AM
Of that place I am not fond
But is Nicky talking about Del
Or his alter ego Bond?

06-24-2002, 04:57 AM
Del and Bond
Del and Bond
Are just one and the same
Tony too, would be locked up
No matter what his name!

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 05:04 AM
So true
So true...
Tony has many personalities
To bad his offline one
Is not the best of all of these.

06-24-2002, 05:10 AM
Is your persona, the first
But never ever ever think
That that one is the worst!

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 05:17 AM
Nicky's sweet
Saying such things, as it were
But Del's fine with who he is
Though is it the same with her?

06-24-2002, 05:21 AM
Del Bond hath caught me out
For when it comes to Nickyness
I'm always full of doubt.

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 05:27 AM
Well Del says
Del says...
From as much as he can see
All that Nickyness
Fills many people with glee.

06-24-2002, 05:40 AM
Nicky disagrees
With Del's most charming flitter
Nicky would've said she fills
People's lives with glitter!

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 06:17 AM
Well I guess
I guess...
Nicky says what she must
But this Del's glad to be
Filled with magic Nicky dust.

06-24-2002, 06:21 AM
Silly Del
Silly Del...
You're really not too deft
For did you really forget
I've got some pixie dust left?

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 06:30 AM
Del forgets
About Nicky's amazing power
Which makes it even harder for him
To find a way to wow her.

06-24-2002, 06:33 AM
Del forgets
Del forgets...
He always finds a way
To wow Nicky to some degree
Every single day!

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 06:47 AM
Del is glad
Is glad...
Of all of the ways she
Is wowed by some of the things he does
That most would consider crazy.

06-24-2002, 06:53 AM
Del Forgets
Del Forgets...
A truth that's most profound,
And that's that crazy folk like us
Make the world go round!

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 07:03 AM
Though it hurts me to say it
Our zaniness is respected by few
And even less appreciate it.

06-24-2002, 07:06 AM
It's true
It's true...
They cannot tell our talent
Which drives us to do more
Insane things we consider galant!

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 07:13 AM
We're like
We're like...
The great thinkers of ancient time
Philosophers of spam
Who open up through poem and rhyme.

06-24-2002, 07:15 AM
We're not really dense
For in our great Spamfest
Greater wit we dispense!

Del Murder
06-24-2002, 07:19 AM
But it's good
It's good
That the rest aren't like we
For without the serious ones
What good can spam be?

06-25-2002, 09:12 PM
We may be forced to quit
According to some phrasmotic
PM's I've had with Britt!

Del Murder
06-26-2002, 05:09 AM
It's weird
It's weird...
Many warnings big and small
Though none sent to Del
And he's the worst of all!

06-26-2002, 05:41 AM
None for Del
None for Del...
Maybe it's all a sham
In which case we'll continue
To spamspamspamspamspam!

Del Murder
06-26-2002, 06:14 AM
And thus
And thus
Our fun will never end
Some may call it spam
But that word is just a trend.

06-26-2002, 06:16 AM
Spiced Ham
Spiced Ham...
It's really quite absurd
There's all of this commotion
Over a mere buzz word!

Del Murder
06-26-2002, 06:38 AM
There is
There is...
Over this pathetic excuse for meat
Because I think many consider
Our amusing posts a treat.

06-28-2002, 12:23 AM
You're right
You're right
And though it doesn't show
When I'm phrasmotic or bored
To this thread I always go!

Del Murder
06-28-2002, 04:43 AM
Me too
Me too
When my life is getting tricky
I post in this thread
And read messages from Nicky.

06-28-2002, 04:49 AM
Though we'll never rival Seuss,
I'd still like to think our writings
Will always have a use!

Del Murder
06-28-2002, 04:58 AM
Like Seuss
Like Seuss...
We will never be
Though you are like the Lorax
Who speaks for the trees.

06-28-2002, 05:14 AM
Yes, that comparision rocks
Though I must say that normally
I'm the Studan Fox in Socks!

Del Murder
06-28-2002, 06:08 AM
Either or
Either or...
Can be considered right
But what character is best
For the Spam Knight?

06-28-2002, 06:35 AM
Which character
Which character
Could the Spam Knight be?
Not Ben nor Bim nor Sam-I-Am
Could rival the spammy he!

Del Murder
06-28-2002, 06:53 AM
Yes, who could
Who could...
I be in a cinch?
The Cat in the Hat or Hop on Pop
Or even the naughty Grinch?

06-28-2002, 07:04 AM
Never ever
Never ever...
Would you an evil Grinch make
Maybe a fluffy Curtain Yurtain
Or the Luke, a lord of a lake

Del Murder
06-28-2002, 07:16 AM
Hold up Nicky
Hold up Nicky...
With her Seusstacular mind
Cause in knowing Seuss characters
Del's a little behind!

06-30-2002, 05:53 AM
Not surprising
Not surprising
That's the case because you see
Nobody 'cept Seuss himself
Is as Seusstacular as me!

Del Murder
06-30-2002, 06:19 AM
More Seusstacular he may be
But if I could only meet one
It's be Nicky and not he.

06-30-2002, 06:26 AM
Nicky knows
Nicky knows
That statement's full of cred
Especially as seeing
The great Dr Seuss is dead! :hat:

Del Murder
06-30-2002, 06:37 AM
What did Del say?
He'll gladly take Nicky
Over a carcass any day!

06-30-2002, 06:57 AM
Nicky's glad
Nicky's glad...
She appeals slightly more
Than the remains of Mr Geisel
Six feet beneath the floor

Del Murder
06-30-2002, 07:09 AM
Yes she appeals
She appeals
Slightly more it's true
But when does she appeal less
Is a harder question to do.

06-30-2002, 07:11 AM
When would I
When would I...
An answer can be said
And that of course Mr Bond
Is when, I too am dead!

Del Murder
06-30-2002, 07:28 AM
On that day
On that day...
We will all be deprived
But luckily for us
You are very much alive!

07-02-2002, 06:08 AM
I doubt that you would be
But I've gone through that
At ages six and three!

Del Murder
07-02-2002, 07:46 PM
We'll I guess
I guess...
Your Seussness helped with that
Since you have nine lives
Like a Cat in a :hat:

07-04-2002, 10:19 PM
At most
At most...
I've but seven left to go
I wonder what'll happen
And will I ever see the snow?

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 01:27 AM
You're not missing much
It's like wading through a pool
Only with more slush.

07-05-2002, 04:29 AM
There's one thing to be said
With snow I can make calviny
Creatures that mess with your head!

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 04:39 AM
That would be really fun
To bad the laws of physics
Prevent it from being done.

07-05-2002, 04:45 AM
Don't you know
Don't you know...
I've studied physics too
I'll make up laws of my own
It can't be hard to do!

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 04:50 AM
Uh oh
Uh oh...
This is a moment to save
Since if we ever saw the First Law of Nicky
Newton would roll in his grave.

07-05-2002, 05:02 AM
Not a chance
Not a chance...
Mr Newton would not roll
Nicky's Law would make him Sproing
Or something else not droll!

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 05:15 AM
I see
I see...
I guess there's no reason to frown
Since according to Nicky's first law:
What sproings up must sproing down!

07-05-2002, 05:30 AM
Au Contraire
Au Contraire...
Your physics ain't that flash
For the law quite clearly states
What sproings up must go SMASH!

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 05:41 AM
You're right
You're right
And so I will not resist
Cause I'm a much better mathematician
Than I am a 'scientist'. ;)

07-05-2002, 05:47 AM
I think you'd all agree
That I'm not cut out for that
Seeing 1+5 ain't three

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 05:52 AM
Oh yah
Oh yah?
I should be one to talk
I can't even distinguish numbers
From an alarm clock!

07-05-2002, 05:54 AM
That reminds me
That reminds me...
According to the score
I've got a box of crackers
So take it, I'll get more!

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 06:01 AM
So that's where they've gone
I thought my roommate stole them
But you had them all along!

07-05-2002, 06:11 AM
Do you mean to say
That it's because of me
Someone went homeless today?

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 06:15 AM
All because of Nicky
Playing a little joke
Thinking she was tricky.

07-05-2002, 06:24 AM
Nicky tricks
Nicky tricks...
Everyone she meets
Never has this caused someone
To live out on the streets!

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 06:31 AM
But now
But now
One of your tricks went wrong
So all we can do now
Is sing the Freakazoid song!

07-05-2002, 06:35 AM
Not even
Not even...
Homeless folk can be annoyed
When the Spam Knight and his Queen
Chose to Sing about Freakazoid!

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 06:53 AM
That guy with crazy hair
Who became a super hero
While sitting in a chair.

07-05-2002, 07:06 AM
While sitting
While sitting...
That's something we can do!
I think I'll just sit around
Become a superhero too!

Del Murder
07-05-2002, 07:11 AM
Well that's all it takes
All it takes...
To be a super mod
But if it were really true
I'd be a super god!

07-07-2002, 05:15 AM
A super god
A super god...
You needn't really be
Cos I happen to think
There's naught wrong with Tony!

Del Murder
07-07-2002, 06:18 AM
That's nice of you to say
But if you really got to know me
You wouldn't think that way.

07-07-2002, 06:44 AM
Well then
Well then...
If you think you don't belong
Then I say you get over here
And you can prove me wrong!

Del Murder
07-07-2002, 06:58 AM
Now you tell me
You tell me...
I would have liked to be there
And I would have went to NZ
Instaed of going to Korea.

07-07-2002, 07:03 AM
In that case
In that case...
I'll tell you what to do
You can get slightly lost
And come to NZ too!