Ok, that's good. for those who missed out, I penalized you by a point. I'll remove anyone with -3 points as they most likely are not interested any longer.
Anyway... Round Four!
Jingles
A.
<i>I'm on a forum
Full of boredom
And yes I'm all spammed up again
Cough up words
Of nonsense
The Cid's Knights ain't gonna stop me again
And yes I'm all "pika" again
In the chat, in my head
And yes I'm all "pika" again
Typin' on
O-M-F-G-SARS
O-M-F-G-SARS
I LOVE MY PIE
OMFGASLWTFSARSSTDHOBBITSEX!</i>
To the tune of "Lit Up" by Buckcherry.
B.
Original song: Gogo's - Hey Mickey
<i>"Unney"
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Hey Unney!
I'm checkin' your profile and you're the hottest over here
Dancing all around twirling in your underwear
Your eyebrow's out of sight I can't get enough of you, Unney
You're always acting so calm, I know it's just a joke
Why don't you take your shirt off baby, give it a little poke
I dream of you all night, can't get enough of you, Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney
Hey Unney!
I was calling you all night honey were you even home
I got pictures of you all tucked in my pocket comb
I can't stand the wait, will you be my wife, Unney
Everybody loves you so much Unney let's have a little chat
C'mon let's have a game of catch sexy, throw that dirty hat
I'll make you so happy, won't you love me too, Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand (OOoh yeah)
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney (cough cough)
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand (Yeah yeah)
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney</i>
C.
To the chorus tune of Poison - Unskinny Bop
<i>"Untrumpet Thief
Just steals it away
Untrumpet Thief Thief
At all times of day, yeah
Untrumpet Thief Thief Thief
He just loves to play, yeah
Untrumpet Thief, what can I say?
Tootly toot toot toot yeah!"</i>
D.
<b>Once There Was A Repo Man</b>
(Sung to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb)
<i>Once there was a repo man, repo man, repo man.
Once there was a repo man who made a hit one day.
He started posting here and there, here and there, here and there
He started posting here and there for newbies one and all.
repo used to throw a wrench, throw a wrench, throw a wrench.
repo used to throw a wrench at members everywhere.
No one knew just who he was, who he was, who he was.
No one knew just who he was, but many were suspect.
Then one day he disappeared, disappeared, disappeared.
Then one day he disappeared and everyone was sad.</i>
E.
<img src="http://usera.imagecave.com/Fuzakeru/EoFF.JPG">
<i>-= EoFF Porn Subliminal Message Bologna Song!=-
-To be sang to the Oscar Myer Bologna Song.
My EyesOn has a first name! It's PORN! F-I-N-A-L . . .
My EyesOn has a last name! [spoilier]PORN!!![/spoiler] F-A-N-T-A-S-Y . . .
Oh! I could post there everyday!!!!
And if you ask me why I'll Saaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Because EyesOnFF has a way with OMFG! PORN = TEH WIN! Fi-i-i-i-nal Fan-ta-sy!!</i>
F.
To the tune of the Canyonero jingle from The Simpsons.
<i>Can you name the member who's one cool cat,
Smells like a Russian, and perfect in Feedback?
Yamaneko! Yamaneko!
Well, he quotes your reply with a one character post
He's the quick-witted member enforcers like most
Yamanekooooo-oo-o! Yaman-ee-kooo! (...Yamaneko)
Twelve Simpsons seasons, all memorized,
Three thousand posts of Los Angeles pride!
Yamaneko! Yamaneko!
Top of the ranks in the Brigade of Spams,
Unexplained questions get a Yes for Yams!
Yamanekooo! Yaman-e-koo!
He slays everybody with his wit so keen
He's a Link-wearin', hurricanin', jokin' machine!
Yamanekoooooo-oo-o! Yamaneeeeko!
Yah! Yah, Yamaneko!
Whoa Yamaneko!</i>
G.
<i>I chose to do my jingle on Psychotic, and I decided to do it to the tune of “If I had a Million Dollars”
If I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
I would get some mags, those would be sick,
Babies with mustard, that’s Psychotic.
Cuz if I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
Babies with mustard make me throw up,
If anything it’s babies with Dijon ketchup.
If I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
I’d buyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy some doves……..and rats, and stick them in your house, and watch you run away screaming while I steal all your possessions.
Cuz if I had a billion do-oooo-ooollars
I’d have money for you to mooch off of but until then can I borrow 5 bucks?
If I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
I would buy Psy Kleenexes to overcome the loss of his banana about a month ago,
But not real Kleenexes cuz that’s cruel.
If I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
I would buy your fat guy some food,
Because we all know that you wanna make that guy from GTA: San Andreas super fat and make him go on the hoods of cars</i>
H.
<i>Jingle:
"White Raven!"
Sung to the tune of the original jingle:
"By Mennen!"</i>
EoFF Staff Dedication
I.
<i>In order to pay tribute to the fine, FINE staff EoFF has, I decided to share with you two fond memories I have of EoFF staff members. The first took place in the summer of 1969. OK, it didn't, but I like to tell people that it did. I was sitting on a bridge over a freeway, throwing acorns down to make the cars below explode, and I'd already destroyed two Ford Focuses when who should come riding over the bridge on her pogo-stick but ShlupQuack! Yes! So then I hung out with her, I'd share with you the joyous conversations we had, but seeing as some really mean contest runner will only let us use two paragraphs, I can't. Let's just say they involved paraffin and voles. We went into a clearing, and then she showed me her hairy feet. Think hobbits + Cousin it, and you're kinda there, and then she DEMANDED that I see the hair on her chest. Normally I wouldn't say no to a demand like this, but I had read on a cereal box that Shlup was a vampire, or an umpire or a crossing guard or something evil. I duelled with the creature, upon revealing that I knew its true nature. I think I ended up with breasts being rubbed in my face...wait that was when I hung out with Mik. Oh, that horny so-and-so! I picked her up with a crane (Birds are good at stuff like that) and put her in a trash can and then I think I jumped on top of it and banging the sides singing "HEE HEE YOU SILLY YOU SILLY!" and all the hot girls of the nearby town made out with me and an astronaut gave me a billion dollars.
The next anecdote involves Super Delete. I had spend the morning teaching seals how to be eaten by dinosaurs and trying to race old people - just an average day - when I received a phone call from SD telling me he had something that would make all women jealous of him, and I should come round to see them. Naturally I flew over to his house on a nearby goose and went inside to see what he had bought. Right there, big and round, SD had given up his manhood when he had bought b...br...br...sorry it's too horrible for me to say, but I think you know what I mean. Conversation, thusly:
SD: Hey, what do you think of these? And does my ass look big?
Me: Um...I think it's a bit too girly, Delly.
SD: Yeah, but it's good to get in touch with your feminine side!
Me: Yeah, but not THAT much man, geez. Besides, where the hell would you buy them?
SD: Oh, I know a guy in San Fran who can cut a good deal on...things like these. It's all confidential! You should try it!
Me: No Del, just no. Have fun crying and gobbling choclates, won't you? I have to go make Amsterdam rename itself to Hamsters...Damn! Seeya, really wouldn't wanna be ya!
Honestly, why would any sane man want to buy the two disc special edition DVD of Bridget Jones' Diary. Oh, those crazy EoFF staffers!
</i>
J.
<i>On every forum you go to, every single no-life gaming forum you go to, there is something that you see: Staff. Of course, you might think: "Oh no! They're going to ban me, those *$%&^%(*&*" but, they actually have to do some work! *gasp*
They have to help set up with the page, boss all the newbies around, and just make you feel like a horrible person! They have to get all the information to add to the front page, and the only thing they get in return is the power of a shiny title.
They do work, and they deserve to be commended, but, as members, it's our duty to blindly hate them anyways! *grabs pitchfork*</i>
K.
<i>
The site staff is a crazy bunch of great people. They are all quite talented with the HTML stuff, and quite creative to boot. There are enough of them to check each other's work so that there's really not much of anything that gets put up on the site that incorrect in any way. There banter is also quite funny.
They are also quite an organized group. They've made standard pages for stuff, which helps all of them make pages faster, and makes the pages all look similar so that the whole site has a continuity to it. They are good at delogating stuff to do. Actually doing the stuff may take some effort, but they are brilliant delogating stuff.</i>
Remember to send in your PMs to me by ranking your three favorites. 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.