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Ace Protorney
10-08-2004, 12:56 AM
Alright, there's an extreme lack of something fun, and I'm the master when it comes to fun (actually, I'm not, but the ego is fun to inflate xD) and we haven't had these Decathons in awhile. Basically, if you have been around when Red Wizard has been doing these, it's basically you taking part in a small decathon-like tournament where you have to do whatever for points, and the person with the most points overall wins. Though, I think three rounds, I may up it to ten, seeing that, unlike Red Wizard, I'm usually around to get things done as quickly as possible. :p

So, um... who's game? I think I'll make it up to twelve contestants, maybe more if more signed up by Saturday night. :)

Trumpet Thief
10-08-2004, 12:59 AM
chaos: Sure, I'll sign up since I have a little more free time around Christmas and Halloween, meaning I can be on EOFF longer.

Rubedo: Sounds like fun, just like the EOFF Debates thread.

eestlinc
10-08-2004, 01:00 AM
I'll do it, seeing as I've never done a decathlon here before.

Erdrick Holmes
10-08-2004, 01:10 AM
This won't hurt, will it?

edczxcvbnm
10-08-2004, 01:10 AM
Count the ed man in yo! I will kill you all!

Dixie
10-08-2004, 01:18 AM
I'll join!:)

Unless I'm to young....

White Raven
10-08-2004, 01:30 AM
Hmmm...sign me up chief.

Polyonymous
10-08-2004, 01:31 AM
umm, sounds kinda fun. count me in :D

SeeDRankLou
10-08-2004, 01:33 AM
Depending on when this happens I'm game. As long as I'm not like working or something I can't get out of. And could you be a bit more specific on what type of stuff this will entail. Or is the surprise part of the game?

Del Murder
10-08-2004, 01:48 AM
*decs Proto*

Your friendly neighborhood superhero is in.

Peegee
10-08-2004, 03:18 AM
I don't know what's going on but there's a big crowd. Sign me up

Fuzakeru
10-08-2004, 03:22 AM
Will there be pie?

Leeza
10-08-2004, 03:55 AM
*is in* :cat:

nik0tine
10-08-2004, 04:19 AM
I think I might do it.

Strider
10-08-2004, 08:37 AM
Meeeeeeeeee!

Polaris
10-08-2004, 09:15 AM
What is Decathons?

Baloki
10-08-2004, 10:27 AM
What is Decathons?

A Race involving cycling, swiming and running, I don't quite see how thats possible here but meh...

Oh and I don't wanna join in btw :tongue:

Polaris
10-08-2004, 10:28 AM
I can't run to much or I'd just die... Sorry... :cry:

Doc Sark
10-08-2004, 11:23 AM
Sounds like a good way to waste my time. I'm in.

o_O
10-08-2004, 11:31 AM
A Race involving cycling, swiming and running, I don't quite see how thats possible here but meh...

Oh and I don't wanna join in btw :tongue:

That's a <b>tri</b>athlon. :p A decathlon is a competition involving ten athletic events, like high jump, 100m, etc.

Well, there are twelve already...I would do it though. :p

Baloki
10-08-2004, 11:47 AM
That's a <b>tri</b>athlon. :p A decathlon is a competition involving ten athletic events, like high jump, 100m, etc.

Well, there are twelve already...I would do it though. :p

I'm sorry my counting isn't upto your Quantum Physics level :tongue:

Loony BoB
10-08-2004, 12:21 PM
I'm usually around to get things done as quickly as possible. :p
I think with the Decathlon you do need to keep it fairly long-lengthed, giving at least three to four full days for each event as some people aren't able to be online everyday, let alone complete the tasks. Just a thought. Not everyone is around to get things done as quickly as you or I. :)

Xander
10-08-2004, 12:33 PM
I'm not sure what this involves, but I'm in!

Baloki
10-08-2004, 01:00 PM
Gah, sign me up I suppose :P

Captain Maxx Power
10-08-2004, 01:22 PM
sounds like a laugh, count me in n all

Ace Protorney
10-08-2004, 01:53 PM
Wow, more than expected. So let's see who's in...

Seiken
eestlinc
Joel
edczxcvbnm
Dixie
White Raven
polyonymous
SeeDRankLou
Super Delete
ShlupMoo
Fuzakeru
Leeza
nik0tine
Strider
Doc Sark
o_O
Xander
Maxx Power

That's 18 contestants! And I originally wanted 12.

Resha
10-08-2004, 02:26 PM
Add one more? Me!!!! But how do we do all of this in a forum?!?!

Leeza
10-08-2004, 03:38 PM
Red Wizard is back. He should join in as well since he's the one who started all of this. :)

Mikztsu
10-08-2004, 04:05 PM
If there's still space, I'd be more than happy to participate. But if not, then not. :)

Ace Protorney
10-08-2004, 05:25 PM
Ok, if RW wants to join, I'll add him, only if he wants to... Not because Leeza said so. :)

Maxico
10-08-2004, 05:37 PM
aww can I be in.

CAN I, CAN I, CAN I, CANI!?!?!

Ace Protorney
10-08-2004, 05:39 PM
Sure, I'll make it up to 25. When 25 is filled up, we'll start, and I'll give probably 4 days for each round.

Peegee
10-08-2004, 05:56 PM
Will the winnar get pai?

Eternal Sphere
10-08-2004, 06:07 PM
I guess I'll give this a try now. Count me in. :D

Psychotic
10-08-2004, 08:32 PM
I WANT TO BE IN PLEASE PLAISE :)?

Leeza
10-08-2004, 09:26 PM
Ok, if RW wants to join, I'll add him, only if he wants to... Not because Leeza said so. :)
Well, we can't force him to join...or can we? :) I PMed him, just in case he hasn't seen this thread.

CloudDragon
10-09-2004, 12:27 AM
If a spot is still available, I'd like to join. The Triathlons were always fun and I was actually successful in the past ones.

StarlightAngel
10-09-2004, 01:05 AM
Can I sign up? Please? *puppy dog eyes*

Triple T
10-09-2004, 01:11 AM
I'll join... I guess. I don't really know what it is but I can learn fast enough.

Ace Protorney
10-09-2004, 01:27 AM
Sorry Starlight Angel and Triple T. But, I think we're all full. :)

Ok, I guess we can start off.

Round One! Have your entries ready Wednesday. You may want to email me at proto3k2@yahoo.com or send me a message on AIM or YM at xDMano or proto3k2, respectively.

Seiken
eestlinc
Joel
edczxcvbnm
Dixie
White Raven
polyonymous
SeeDRankLou
Super Delete
ShlupMoo
Fuzakeru
Leeza
nik0tine
Strider
Doc Sark
o_O
Xander
Maxx Power
Resha
Mikztsu
Maxico
Eternal Sphere
Psychotic
Doomsday
CloudDragon

are our contestants. If Red Wizard wants to join, that'll make the whole alphabet. xD

ROUND ONE

Take one of the five blank Penny Arcade strips and fill in the balloons with speech.

Miriel
10-09-2004, 01:48 AM
I hate to be nitpicky, but could someone please change the title of this thread to EoFF Decathlon? *eye twitches*

Oh and good luck to all the contestants :)

Edit: Thank you :p

o_O
10-09-2004, 03:22 AM
Are we allowed to edit the actual pictures? Not drastically, but add a detail here and there?

Ace Protorney
10-09-2004, 03:51 AM
No, just fill in the bubbles. Make it humorous, if possible.

Del Murder
10-09-2004, 05:50 AM
What should we do with our entries?

Erdrick Holmes
10-09-2004, 05:51 AM
What should we do with our entries?



Round One! Have your entries ready Wednesday. You may want to email me at proto3k2@yahoo.com or send me a message on AIM or YM at xDMano or proto3k2, respectively.

Leeza
10-09-2004, 05:51 AM
What should we do with our entries?

You may want to email me at proto3k2@yahoo.com or send me a message on AIM or YM at xDMano or proto3k2, respectively.
EDIT: You're just too quick for me, Joel. :)

DMKA
10-09-2004, 05:55 AM
As long as you won't make me get up I'm in.

Ultima Shadow
10-09-2004, 10:34 AM
Doh! I'm to late! :crying2:
I wanted to be in as well... :cry:

Del Murder
10-09-2004, 04:31 PM
Thanks, I must have deleted that from my memory.

Baloki
10-09-2004, 04:35 PM
Damnit, i thought I'd changed my mind *Note to self, make changes of mind more noticable next time*.

doh :cry:

DMKA
10-09-2004, 06:40 PM
Oh...I'm too late. :cry: :( :shame:

Ace Protorney
10-09-2004, 11:18 PM
Also, if you can't contact me any way, and you have enough webspace, upload your entry and send me a PM. I'll reply back when I have your image, and you may want to delete it afterward.

Peegee
10-10-2004, 12:17 AM
These games are fun, except maybe you're giving us way too much time for a simple chore. If it's going to be 10 events it'll take like two months or more! :o

Ace Protorney
10-10-2004, 12:20 AM
Well, that's true. It'll be quicker if I get everyone's by Monday. :D

CloudDragon
10-10-2004, 05:04 AM
Excellent.[/Mr. Burns]

Ace Protorney
10-10-2004, 11:40 PM
As of right now, I have 4 out of 25 contestants sending me an entry. =(

You guys are so lazy, it's making me a sad panda.

Leeza
10-10-2004, 11:53 PM
Just hang in there, Proto. We do have till Wednesday. :)

I dislike filling in blanks so I'm procrastinating on this muchly. :cat:

Psychotic
10-11-2004, 12:05 AM
You guys are so lazy, it's making me a sad panda.
:fpcry:

I'm a good Psy, I sent mine in :cool:

Red Wizard
10-11-2004, 12:10 AM
Red Wizard is back. He should join in as well since he's the one who started all of this. :)
I'm no good at these kinds of things. :P

Captain Maxx Power
10-11-2004, 12:11 AM
As is my entry :)

Leeza
10-11-2004, 12:18 AM
I'm no good at these kinds of things. :P
Neither am I, but I'm in...and so are you. :)

Red Wizard
10-11-2004, 12:28 AM
Fine... fine...

Expect my entry on Thursday, though. :P

edczxcvbnm
10-11-2004, 12:39 AM
I suck at these things also but I still did mine really fast and sent it in. Do the pictures get voted on or how does it work?

Ace Protorney
10-11-2004, 01:11 AM
They'll get voted on, and depending on the number of votes, each contestant will get a number of points.

White Raven
10-11-2004, 02:51 PM
Yeah, I'm quite lazy and you'll get my results sometime Tuesday evening.

Remember, patience is a virtue Proto...

AngelTifa
10-11-2004, 04:12 PM
im guessing you are all from different Countries. So how do you do An Online Decathon??? 10 Games... 10 ... Posts???
HOw does it work

Fuzakeru
10-13-2004, 01:42 AM
I sent mine like . . . three seconds ago. Thank you for wasting -cough- applying your time to this, Proto!! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Ace Protorney
10-13-2004, 01:56 AM
that's ten out of 26... =( Tomorrow's the deadline. ALL YOU $^#%ing PROCRASTINATORS. :love: :love:

edczxcvbnm
10-13-2004, 02:00 AM
Did you get mine Proto?

Trumpet Thief
10-13-2004, 02:01 AM
chaos: I sent you mine, I'm sure.

Ace Protorney
10-13-2004, 02:08 AM
I got entries from the following.

Doomsday
edczxcvbnm
eestlinc
Eternal Sphere
Fuzakeru
Joel
Leeza
Maxx Powers
nik0tine
PeeGee
Psychotic
SeeDRankLou
Seiken
Super Delete

Fuzakeru
10-13-2004, 02:55 AM
I got entries from the following.

Doomsday
edczxcvbnm
eestlinc
Fuzakeru
Joel
Maxx Powers
PeeGee
Psychotic
SeeDRankLou
Super Delete
I did my homework!! Now I want a cookie. :(

Leeza
10-13-2004, 03:22 AM
All done. :cat:

nik0tine
10-13-2004, 03:49 AM
Sorry for asking such a dumb question, but how do I add text to the picture in an effective manner?

Leeza
10-13-2004, 03:51 AM
I used Photoshop, but you can also use Paint or print out the picture that you want, write in your text and scan it.

Ace Protorney
10-13-2004, 03:54 AM
Well, first, you'll need a program, such as MS Paint, or Photoshop. If you don't have anything like that, pick one of the images, One, Two, Three, Four, or Five, send me a PM with the speech in the order of bubbles, and I can do your entry for you.

In case you're not familiar with Penny Arcade, the two main characters are Gabe and Tycho. Gabe is the dude with the black hair, yellow shirt with the black shadow of pac-man. Tycho is the other dude. As for the other characters, just label them as "Girl," and "Thing." The last stip features characters from the X-men, Wolverine, Storm, and Iceman.

<b>One</b>
Girl:
Tycho:
Girl:
Girl:
Tycho:
Gabe:

<b>Two</b>
Thing:
Gabe:
Thing:
Gabe:
Thing:
Gabe:
Thing:

<b>Three</b>
Tycho:
Gabe:
Tycho
Tycho:
Gabe:
Tycho:

<b>Four</b>
Gabe:
Guy:
Gabe:
Guy:
Gabe:
Guy:
Gabe:

<b>Five</b>
ZWAP!
Wolverine:
Storm:
Wolverine:
Iceman:
Storm:
KRAK-BOOM
Storm:
Wolverine:

nik0tine
10-13-2004, 04:13 AM
I have MS pain but when I try to add text it incredibly large and after a few words it has englufled the picture.

And I was just going to give them random names based on what they looked like. (ie, Mall Santa, Troubled Teen) would that be ok?

Ace Protorney
10-13-2004, 04:19 AM
Sure, as long as you get it done.

nik0tine
10-13-2004, 04:28 AM
Ok.

If I can't figure out how to solve my text problem in MS pait I am going to PM it to you like you said, ok?

Eternal Sphere
10-13-2004, 04:52 AM
Sent. I was lazy to add names to the speech. Oh well. :p

Ace Protorney
10-13-2004, 04:57 AM
You don't have to worry about that. You can make up names for them if you want. :p

Trumpet Thief
10-13-2004, 05:03 AM
chaos: Alright, nooow I sent it :D

Trowa: *Sits and stares and sits and stares and sits and stares*

nik0tine
10-13-2004, 05:29 AM
I PM'ed my stuff. It sucks. Too bad.

White Raven
10-13-2004, 06:28 AM
Finally sent in mine...note that perfection takes time...

Polyonymous
10-13-2004, 06:41 AM
got mine done, i feel so special :D

Mikztsu
10-13-2004, 02:41 PM
...

Finally sent mine. Now how much it sucks that you can't attach files in private messages! >=o

Ace Protorney
10-13-2004, 02:58 PM
It would be great to have attachments in PMs. ^_^

Xander
10-13-2004, 06:17 PM
OMG I'm so late *does it now*

...I love my entry xDD

Erdrick Holmes
10-13-2004, 06:43 PM
Post them up, Proto, I wana see what everybody put.

Leeza
10-13-2004, 07:01 PM
Now now, Joel. Don't rush Proto. There are still many hours left before this day is over. Have patience. :) :cat:

Ace Protorney
10-13-2004, 09:43 PM
All entries must be in my email or PM box by 10:00 PM EST tonight.

I will not be accepting late entries, and I will penalize anyone who does not have their entry ready at all by one point.

:mad:

:)

White Raven
10-13-2004, 10:40 PM
Hopefully everything is okay with mine...I did it late in the night, so my brains weren't working to their full capacity at the time.

And I don't want to get points deducted for not filling in the bubbles...

Trumpet Thief
10-13-2004, 11:55 PM
chaos: In case you didn't get mine by e-mail, I sent it in a PM.

Rubedo: It isn't too late, is it? Because I finished about two days ago.

Ace Protorney
10-14-2004, 03:12 AM
Alright. The deadline has passed. I will not be accepting any more entries from now on. I will penalize one point for those who haven't sent me an entry.

I guess I can start on the entries that I've got so you may want to start voting for your favorite. Send me a PM with your vote. Voting will end on Monday.

Round One Entries
A.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/A.gif">
B.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/B.gif">
C.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/C.gif">
D.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/D.gif">
E.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/E.gif">
F.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/F.gif">
G.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/G.gif">
H.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/H.gif">
I.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/I.gif">
J.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/J.gif">
K.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/K.gif">
L.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/L.gif">
M.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/M.gif">
N.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/N.gif">
O.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/O.gif">
P.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/P.gif">
Q.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/Q.gif">
R.
<img src="http://s94602162.onlinehome.us/stuff/Decathlon/R.gif">

<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=8">Vote</a>

nik0tine
10-14-2004, 04:32 AM
Well, may the best man win! (i.e. me)

And can participants vote as well?

Trumpet Thief
10-14-2004, 04:36 AM
chaos: I'm pretty sure they can... as long as they don't vote for themselves.

Sacred Phoenix
10-14-2004, 04:38 AM
Do we just post which one?

Ace Protorney
10-14-2004, 04:41 AM
Voting, send me a PM and choose one that you like the most.

Del Murder
10-14-2004, 05:09 AM
I think candidates should have to vote and not be allowed to vote for themselves. That would make it better.

White Raven
10-14-2004, 06:18 AM
I think candidates should have to vote and not be allowed to vote for themselves. That would make it better.

Agreed.

Leeza
10-14-2004, 06:23 AM
Agreed. :cat:

eestlinc
10-14-2004, 07:03 AM
I like mine the best, but I'll vote for someone who actually made a good storyline out of it.

Erdrick Holmes
10-14-2004, 07:09 AM
I didn't vote for myself when I did this so I get off scott free. :cookie:

eestlinc
10-14-2004, 07:10 AM
just for the record, Leeza should like my entry. a few other people should, too.

Baloki
10-14-2004, 10:13 AM
Is it me or do 2 of those seem very close to the orginal Penny Arcade strips with minor text and story changes?

Maybe it is, or maybe people did research...

Mikztsu
10-14-2004, 01:39 PM
I LIKE MINE THE BEST!!1

...not. :P Now to ponder who shall I vote.

Loony BoB
10-14-2004, 01:46 PM
Check me out! I'm David Duchovny!

Fuzakeru
10-14-2004, 06:32 PM
I hate mine. -smirk- And I'm pretty sure it doesn't take much effort to guess which one is mine. ANYWAY! A lot of those are hilarious! Good job, everyone!!!!!! And an early congratulations to all that win! You guys rock! :)

Mikztsu
10-15-2004, 01:32 AM
Some of those really makes me laugh. :) Just checked them all again and pretty good job, most of you.

Ace Protorney
10-15-2004, 01:53 AM
Does anyone mind that we start on the next round while voting for round one is on way?

I'll make sure that you'll still be able to vote and do the next round at the same time, as to get things done more quickly. If a bunch of you don't want it, like say at least 4 don't want me to start round two while we're still voting, I won't go ahead. :/

Del Murder
10-15-2004, 01:58 AM
Go for it.

Hey eest, no hints! At least now I know who I voted for...

Ace Protorney
10-15-2004, 02:00 AM
I'll start it on Friday, which I plan to start a new round in the Decathlon. I want to get this done quickly, so by the rate we're going, if I do the round one a week, we'll be finished by December.... So I may also want to do something relating to the EoFF Anniversary on the last week. ;D

Then it's Ciddies Time =D

Mikztsu
10-15-2004, 02:01 AM
yeah, go for it Pr00t. this whole thing would take too long otherwise and people might get bored. 8-)

Ace Protorney
10-15-2004, 02:03 AM
Or I may cut it short before Thanksgiving.

Mikztsu
10-15-2004, 02:06 AM
Ahh, whichever you see is fit and just. I myself don't care, and wouldn't mind if this took longer. "Decathlon" should last kinda long. But if the pace seems 'too fast', maybe screw the "10 events policy" and add some more.

Leeza
10-15-2004, 03:16 AM
just for the record, Leeza should like my entry. a few other people should, too.
And we also would like some of your winning points. :)

There should be 1st, 2nd and 3rd votes because most are very good and it's too hard to choose. :(

EDIT: Go for it, Proto. Not for Thanksgiving though. :)

Ace Protorney
10-15-2004, 04:58 AM
Ok, while voting is still on way, I'll get right ahead to Round 2.

Voting will probably stop on Monday and I'll show the results. Entries for Round 2 should all be ready by Wednesday on 10:00 PM EST.

Now for the next round!

<b>Round 2</b>

<i>Write a limerick of a game
Not everyone's will be the same
Don't make it too wild
And use your own style
This is round two, so don't be lame</i>

That's right! You'll be making a limerick about a game of your choice. First off, a limerick is a short poem of five lines. Lines 1, 2, and 5 are usually eight syllables each, and the last word each rhym with each other. Lines 3 and 4 are five syllables and have a seperate rhyme. Use the 'sample' limerick as guide.

Be sure to vote for Round One if you haven't, and contestants, prepare for Round 2. Send me your entries in PM this time. =)

Peegee
10-15-2004, 08:32 AM
wild and style don't rhyme, but this is a really cool idea for a competition :D

Xander
10-15-2004, 11:01 AM
I'm confuzzled, do only other members vote on round one or the candidates too?

Captain Maxx Power
10-15-2004, 11:29 AM
Bah! Already I've got five I could enter. Boy it's hard making choices for such an estimed competition.

Ace Protorney
10-15-2004, 01:08 PM
everyone is free to vote. Candidates only also need to prepare for the rounds.

Ace Protorney
10-15-2004, 01:18 PM
Yeah, I even said so. :p

Xander
10-15-2004, 06:37 PM
Omg, limericks..I can't write those ;___; I'll um...do it...later... >_<

Erdrick Holmes
10-15-2004, 06:46 PM
I have a feeling mine sucked. I wrote mine under the influence of sugar and deprived sleep.

Ace Protorney
10-17-2004, 02:42 AM
I'll end voting now so that contestants can start focusing on their limericks for Round Two.

<b>Results Round 1</b>
<font face="Courier">A (polyonymous) :
B (Seiken) :
C (Fuzakeru) : ||||
D (Leeza) :
E (Maxx Powers) : |
F (ShlupMoo) : |||
G (Xander) :
H (Psychotic) : ||||\|
I (nik0tine) :
J (Mikztsu) : ||
K (Eternal Sphere) :
L (Doomsday) : |
M (Super Delete) : ||||\
N (eestlinc) : |
O (Joel) :
P (SeeDRankLou) :
Q (White Raven) :
R (edczxcvbnm) : ||</font>

<b>Overall</b>
<font face="Courier">Psychotic : 6
Super Delete : 5
Fuzakeru : 4
ShlupMoo : 3
edczxcvbnm : 2
Mikztsu : 2
Doomsday : 1
eestlinc : 1
Maxx Power : 1
Eternal Sphere : 0
Joel : 0
Leeza : 0
nik0tine : 0
polyonymous : 0
SeeDRankLou : 0
Seiken : 0
White Raven : 0
Xander : 0
CloudDragon :-1
Dixie :-1
Doc Sark :-1
Maxico :-1
o_O :-1
Red Wizard :-1
Resha :-1
Strider :-1
</font>

<i><small>Note: I'm too lazy to fix the space, so deal with it. :p

Erdrick Holmes
10-17-2004, 12:22 PM
:(.

Mikztsu
10-17-2004, 01:32 PM
Wow, I'm honeslty beyond SURPRISED that my crappy :"SUP"; "WUT UP" ; "I R SANTA" et cetera et cetera got two votes. :laugh:

Wasnt feeling creative at all, had to meail the comic to Proto soon and wrote in the first stupid thoughts in my head. So, the game goes on...*grins to himself*

Edit: surprised my personal favourite "B" didn't get any votes. I would've voted it, should've I voted.

Denmark
10-17-2004, 03:11 PM
Yay Psychotic. Wins everything, that kid does :D

Psychotic
10-17-2004, 03:18 PM
Well...John Kerry is sexy.

Loony BoB
10-17-2004, 03:18 PM
Yay Psychotic. Wins everything, that kid does :D
I dunno, I think it's still BoB 2, Psy 1. :aimsun:

Trumpet Thief
10-17-2004, 04:19 PM
chaos: Now a limerick? I'll do it later....

Fuzakeru
10-17-2004, 10:21 PM
Good job y'all!! :) Good luck to everyone on the second round! I can't wait until all the limer-ick-es-es are posted!! :D

Captain Maxx Power
10-18-2004, 11:46 AM
Only one vote for entry L? Pah, do you know nothing of comedy? I R SANTA... pft, what's funny about that?

Regardless, I'm hoping the lymerics will come up trumps for me at least. Of course I hope the rest of you do well....*snigger*...

Mikztsu
10-18-2004, 01:13 PM
Only one vote for entry L? Pah, do you know nothing of comedy? I R SANTA... pft, what's funny about that?


Psssh, everything is funny about that. Your sense of humor is just kinda constricted. And you haven't seen funny me just yet...you just watch. 8-) /cheers himself up!!


P.S. And honestly, no offence, but in my opinion the script L was the lamest. Kinda like some 4th grader would've done some serious effort about it and laughed at himself, being proud of himself thinking it's funny, while nothing funny about it.

Xander
10-18-2004, 01:42 PM
I <3ed my plushie one, but I thought it'd probably only entertain me =D

Ace Protorney
10-18-2004, 04:04 PM
I personally thought L was the best out of them all. That one really made me laugh the first time I read it.

Fuzakeru
10-18-2004, 06:22 PM
I <3ed my plushie one, but I thought it'd probably only entertain me =D
I LOVED your plushie one. :love: The "I can dance" line cracked me up.
So all the limericks are turned in now, right? I'm anxious to see what everyone came up with ( AKA - if anyone had as much trouble doing it as I did ).

Leeza
10-18-2004, 06:33 PM
Nope, my limerick is not yet in. Maybe Wednesday. :)

Ace Protorney
10-18-2004, 07:36 PM
From now on, I'll be giving the Rank voting a try, as Leeza pointed out earlier. You'll have to vote for three, and you'll rank them accordingly, with your favorite being listed first.

P.S. Leeza, fix the title. :( I can't do that.

edczxcvbnm
10-18-2004, 07:52 PM
Well I would like to say that Agent Proto didn't explain how to write a limerick enough. Not only do you have to have lines 1,2 and 5 rhythm as well as lines 3 and 4 but, you also have to have the same number of syllables and those syllables must follow the same pattern of "da dum da da dum da da dum da da dum" The da is an unstressed syllable and the dum is a stressed syllable.

Watch out NOW!

It sounds hard but as long as each lines has the same type of beat movement as the other ones then you probably did "da dum da da dum" with out even knowing it. Just one of those things I know.

I have not started yet but I plan to get it in soonish?

Denmark
10-18-2004, 09:10 PM
I dunno, I think it's still BoB 2, Psy 1. :aimsun:

It started with Mr. EoFF last year, right?

Mr. EoFF - Psy
Elections - Psy
Best Member Ciddie - BoB
Screen Name Tournament - BoB

Methinks it's tied. :o

Psychotic
10-18-2004, 09:23 PM
Wrong wrong wrong.

Mr. EoFF - Me
Elections - BoB
Best MALE Ciddie - BoB
Screen name - tie.

Wait until after Mr. EoFF and the Best Male Ciddie this year. It'll be Psy 3 BoB 2 :cool:

Denmark
10-18-2004, 09:27 PM
and what if you win this? 4-2.

And that's right, <i>I</i> was in the running for best member. ^_^

and I thought that Elections was BoB's party won, but you won against BoB for leader or whatever. :o

Psychotic
10-18-2004, 09:32 PM
No, I came second behind BoB. And the Newbies only won BECAUSE BoB won. The Pirate party got 4 winners, Newbies only 2. (The others going to BAoTW (2), Con (1) and Mystery (1) Parties, if I recall). So we finished second.

EDIT: Also if Lev had've voted, we'd have completely OWNED the elections, I'd just like to say. Really, it was that close.

And yeah, I forgot about this. I haven't won yet, if at all. If it was a uniathlon, I'd have won! You can quote me as saying that when I lose :D

Leeza
10-18-2004, 09:38 PM
Clearly, the Pirate Party was the winning party with 4 winners. :)

Mikztsu
10-18-2004, 09:44 PM
How dare * STABS STABS * I was PROUD * Runs away screaming *

Seriously though, I don't really care. I thought the sexoreness of yours was pretty.

The sexorness one wasn't mine. :tongue:

eestlinc
10-19-2004, 12:24 AM
N was clearly the best.

I guess I have to write a limerick now.

Del Murder
10-19-2004, 05:42 AM
N was clearly the best.
GO SOX

LIMERICK SENT

Ace Protorney
10-19-2004, 07:56 PM
I have only 9 entries so far. Remember that tomorrow at 10:00 PM EST is the deadline, so if any of you who doesn't turn in an entry by then, I will penalize you a point.

Strider
10-19-2004, 09:30 PM
Yeah, I was drawing a blank on Round 1, so I passed it up. My Round 2 is in, though!

Xander
10-19-2004, 09:40 PM
Ah, I still haven't written this thing, and I'm going away in a couple of days, and then next week too, so I won't have much time so, meh, I might as well quit. Or you can disqualify me or something =P Oh and thanks StephSteph <3

Ace Protorney
10-19-2004, 10:24 PM
I'll disqualify contestant if they miss three rounds. =P

Fuzakeru
10-20-2004, 12:52 AM
Xander . . . don't give up so soon!! CONTINUE ONWARD . . . you must carry on the family name . . . -dramatic pose, die, fade-

Grr. Just post the limericks now. >_> I'm so impatient.

Trumpet Thief
10-20-2004, 12:57 AM
chaos: Sent mine about two hours ago. Over here in Canada it is still Tuesday...

Mikztsu
10-20-2004, 03:53 AM
Blah, I didnt remember deadline was this soon! Forgive me; I'm having midterms and been very busy etc. >_> If you havent posted them by tomorrow, I'll try to sneak something in, but go ahead.

*slaps himself* Or maybe I'm just giving you some lead to show I can win this by skipping even or two. =d

Leeza
10-20-2004, 03:56 AM
Mik, you still have almost 24 hours before it's Wednesday, 10:00 PM EST. :cat:

Mikztsu
10-20-2004, 03:58 AM
Mik, you still have almost 24 hours before it's Wednesday, 10:00 PM EST. :cat:


Oh, cool. =o I've been stressed out and my mind doesn't work as it should be. Thanks, I will send mine tomorrow.

White Raven
10-20-2004, 10:55 PM
Heh, the best help that I got for this round was this website:

http://www.rhymezone.com

Though this still doesn't help my hatred towards poems.

Ace Protorney
10-20-2004, 11:04 PM
Ok, deadline is now, I will not be accepting anymore.

Now...

ROUND 2

A.
<i>There once was a hero named Cloud
Who never voiced these thoughts out loud.
Tifa or Aeris?
Just go to Paris?
This did not make him very proud.</i>

B.
<i>You have to walk when he can skate,
The undead man, use blood as bait,
Olga will not quit,
Fortune's hard to hit,
Solidus Snake, perhaps it's fate.</i>

C.
<i>My favorite game for S-N-E-S
Was F-Zero or so I would guess
The arrow in Red Canyon 2
Was ever the thing to do
But if you missed it, oh what a mess!</i>

D.
<i>Snakes and Ladders is really cool
Those happy snakes pity da' foo'!
Ladders make me smile
Like a bouncy crocodile
I'm lying in a puddle of drool! And blood. And urine. And orange jello.</i>

E.
<i>Lights flashing and music blaring
Little arrows keep on scrolling
I fall as they pass
Looking like an ass
Dance, Dance will be my undoing</i>

F.
<i>There once was a zon called Bob
Who found Act 5 quite a job
So he bought a Windforce
Overpriced, of course
And now he can kill any mob</i>

G.
<i>Go Karts racing down the track
A Spikey shell on my back
I slam on the brakes
First place DK takes
Kaboom! Shell and monkey go smack</i>

H.
<i>I once knew a fighter named Ken
Who got ambushed by large burly men
With a punch and a kick
He finished them damn quick
Didn't need to Shinryuuken</i>

I.
<i>There once was a classic racing game
It turned Square into a household name
It was super rad
And though wicked bad
Keep your power gloves off her just the same</i>

J.
<i>There once was a girl with great power
But her past was decidedly dour
She met many a friend
And an clown who wanted the world to end
Thus, VI bloomed like a flower</i>

K.
<i>FFx-2 is a good one
Cute girls are a bunch of fun
In some cases it's crap
Gameplay, stuff like that
But it can always have a good run</i>

L.
<i>Need a lift? Well I am your man.
I'll get you there, fast as I can.
Isn't this drive sublime?
We're here, just in time.
Huh...what, no tip? Eat my shorts man!</i>

M.
<i>Fable is a dissapointing game
but its not the makers to blame
The problem is hype
the game is not *snip*
I suck at this so... something... name</i>

N.
<i>Vivi was a tiny black mage.
He got caught in an odd cage.
Learned to use a flame,
Poems like this are lame,
They should be destroyed with a 12-Gauge.</i>

O.
<i>A battle of Nintendo's best
If you lose the melee, please rest
Give your friend a smack
Straight into their back
A win for you in the next test</i>

Send me your ranked votes in the order of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd by PM.

Peegee
10-21-2004, 11:13 AM
lol...some of these are silly. And not many people followed the 9 9 6 6 9 rule (hell I didn't)

White Raven
10-21-2004, 02:40 PM
That's because he asked them to be 8,8,5,5,8.

Peegee
10-21-2004, 11:19 PM
He's mean >:o

Psychotic
10-21-2004, 11:23 PM
Rules are for squares. :D

Fuzakeru
10-21-2004, 11:24 PM
Good Luck everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) Except no one! OMFG! I tricked you in to highlighting this!!!!! You tool, you.

Ace Protorney
10-21-2004, 11:48 PM
I'm suspecting foul play... :shifty:

So for, a certain someone has been getting votes from a certain party. *glares at the BAoTW*

Psychotic
10-21-2004, 11:51 PM
I'm suspecting foul play... :shifty:

So for, a certain someone has been getting votes from a certain party. *glares at the BAoTW*
As far as I am aware, no member of BAoTW has told anyone else their entry letter. I know I most certainly haven't, although people HAVE said to me "That one is obviously yours!". Although obviously I can neither confirm or deny whether it is mine or not. :)

Ace Protorney
10-21-2004, 11:58 PM
Ok. Keep it fair I suppose.

Fuzakeru
10-22-2004, 12:03 AM
All BAoTW members read this plskthx - My letter is like totally R1/2, k vote for me, pls. Boy, I hope Proto don't read this. >_> :) No foul play as far as I know.

Baloki
10-22-2004, 12:07 AM
All BAoTW members read this plskthx - My letter is like totally R1/2, k vote for me, pls. Boy, I hope Proto don't read this. >_> :) No foul play as far as I know.

OMG she offers sex for money :P

Shes so cool *Wants to be like her when she grows up*

Wait no she doesn't, that spoiler lies ;_;

Fuzakeru
10-22-2004, 12:11 AM
OMG she offers sex for money :P

Shes so cool *Wants to be like her when she grows up*

Wait no she doesn't, that spoiler lies ;_;

Sorry Baloki, it's too bad
I bet this info makes you sad
Declined what you sought
My sex can't be bought
I love you this ___________________________________________ much, don't be mad!

Limericks are FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Baloki
10-22-2004, 12:22 AM
Your right, limericks are fun, and Proto getting all the money sex for points :(

At least Myles can kill him afterwards :P Probably not though :(

Trumpet Thief
10-22-2004, 12:34 AM
chaos: Maybe we'll actually be able to rack up some points this time. :mad:

Denmark
10-22-2004, 12:48 AM
you can't accuse ME of corruption :<z>D!

I always vote BEFORE I talk! :)

Del Murder
10-22-2004, 01:39 AM
I'm suspecting foul play... :shifty:

So for, a certain someone has been getting votes from a certain party. *glares at the BAoTW*
I hope that isn't true, but that stuff happens. These contests are so silly that it would be pretty low to cheat just to get a 'win'!

Very good entries in this one, much better than round 1.

Psychotic
10-22-2004, 02:12 AM
I hope that isn't true.
It's not. In fact, I give you all my word that it's not. But believe what you will.

Samuraid
10-22-2004, 03:27 AM
This whole contest idea is cool...it really does bring out the creative (and insane) side of people... :p

Del Murder
10-22-2004, 04:18 AM
A superhero knows well that a man should be taken at his word until he has shown a reason not to be. :D

EDIT: I haven't even played most these games...

eestlinc
10-22-2004, 05:26 AM
Really Del, I thought the answers to round one were across the board much better than these. But the choice is clear. :D

Del Murder
10-22-2004, 06:03 AM
Eh, the comics weren't that funny. And the winning one was just gross. :tongue:

Samuraid
10-22-2004, 06:41 AM
Eh, the comics weren't that funny. And the winning one was just gross. :tongue:

*nod*

There were better one's IMHO, but the votes do reflect popular opinion so...

Ace Protorney
10-22-2004, 07:01 PM
Friday's around the corner. Time to start Round Three while voting for Round 2 continues. Voting ends on Sunday night most likely, and Entries for Round 3 must be in my PM box by Wednesday, 10:00 PM EST.

<b>Round 3</b>
Create a movie (loosely or entirely) based on Eyes on FF.

Please have your PMs with the following needed information.

<b>Movie Title:</b>
<b>MPAA: (R, PG13, PG, or G. None of that X-rated crap plz.)</b>
<b>Genre: (Horror, Comedy, Action, Romance, Drama, Thriller, etc)</b>
<b>Director & Cast (Optional):</b>
<b>Summary: (At least one paragraph long.)</b>

Remember, contestants, have your entries in by Wednesday night, and voters, you have till Sunday to vote for Round 2. Thanks. :)

Fuzakeru
10-23-2004, 12:47 AM
Prote-o, do we only make up a Movie Title, MPAA, Genre, Director/Cast, and a Summary? Sorry, I'm rather dense and quite confused. :)

Ace Protorney
10-23-2004, 12:52 AM
Just provide the info for those. :p

Fuzakeru
10-23-2004, 02:16 AM
Okay! But first I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, k? :p

Captain Maxx Power
10-23-2004, 01:01 PM
:eek: crimedy, looks like the bar just got raised about six foot above my head.

Trumpet Thief
10-23-2004, 02:27 PM
chaos: *still muggy in sleep* I'll do it laaaateer...

eestlinc
10-23-2004, 10:04 PM
I'm saying there were a few good comics (even though its obvious the only way Psychotic won was through cheating). The overall level of the limericks is much worse.

Psychotic
10-24-2004, 12:18 AM
It's not my fault if you can't understand the hotness of John Kerry, eest. Write to your local Senator about it.

deer centaur,

i r lose 2 psy he r so hot i wish i was him can i hav kis?

love eest :)

Send it. I would, but I sort of don't have a local senator. Or even a local centaur. :whimper:

eestlinc
10-24-2004, 08:42 PM
John Kerry will be a lot hotter if he wins the election.

Ace Protorney
10-24-2004, 11:44 PM
Results time

<b>Round 2</b>
<font face="Courier">
A (Leeza)..........||||\|||
B (Doomsday).......||||\
C (eestlinc).......||||\|
D (Psychotic)......||||\||||\||||\|
E (Fuzakeru).......||||\||||\
F (Maxx Powers)....|
G (ShlupMoo).......||||\||||\||||\||||
H (Joel)...........||||\|||
I (Super Delete)...||||\|||
J (Strider)........||||\||
K (Seiken).........||
L (SeeDRankLou)....||||\||
M (Maxico).........|
N (White Raven)....||||\||||\||
O (Eternal Sphere).||||</font>

Overall
<font face="Courier">
Psychotic......: 22
ShlupMoo.......: 22
Fuzakeru.......: 14
Super Delete...: 13
White Raven....: 12
Joel...........: 8
Leeza..........: 8
eestlinc.......: 7
SeeDRankLou....: 7
Doomsday.......: 6
Strider........: 6
Eternal Sphere.: 4
Maxx Power.....: 2
Seiken.........: 2
edczxcvbnm.....: 1
Mikztsu........: 1
Maxico.........: 0
nik0tine.......:-1
polyonymous....:-1
Xander.........:-1
CloudDragon....:-2
Dixie..........:-2
Doc Sark.......:-2
o_O............:-2
Red Wizard.....:-2
Resha..........:-2</font>

Trumpet Thief
10-24-2004, 11:45 PM
Grimace: We did better than we expected... :D

Del Murder
10-25-2004, 01:05 AM
What about the breakdown of first place votes, second place votes, and so on? Does that matter or does every vote count equally?

EDIT: I'm glad G (for ghetto) won that round. I thought it was the best one.

Ace Protorney
10-25-2004, 01:35 AM
Ok, so here's the deal with the ranks.

1st: three points
2nd: two points
3rd: one point

Peegee
10-25-2004, 01:54 AM
<3 all

And lookie that, tied for first. Asian pride yo! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Denmark
10-25-2004, 02:01 AM
I picked the winning entry for the first two rounds. :)

Strider
10-25-2004, 02:28 AM
My movie is so gonna rock all y'all's world. Can't wait! :D

eestlinc
10-25-2004, 03:42 AM
obviously none of you played F-Zero.

Del Murder
10-25-2004, 04:57 AM
Your poem was innovative, but didn't flow well for a limerick.

If I ever run for president I want Psychotic as my campaign manager.

eestlinc
10-25-2004, 05:55 AM
Psychotic is the Karl Rove of eoff.

White Raven
10-25-2004, 06:37 AM
Heh, I did pretty good for a piece of crap one I made up in 5 minutes XD

I'd probably do better if I voted for this too...but that takes too much time and effort...meh...

Captain Maxx Power
10-25-2004, 12:23 PM
2 points? Blimey. May as well curl up in the corner and die :( meh, whatever. I can't remember, have I sent away my 3rd round entry yet?

Ace Protorney
10-25-2004, 01:43 PM
I only got three entries for the movie round.

Psychotic
10-25-2004, 03:16 PM
If I knew who Karl Rove was, I'd probably be offended. God bless being British and ignorant :D

Anyway, Snakes and Ladders = the awesomest game ever. No-one said it had to be a video game. :)

Maxico
10-25-2004, 07:50 PM
W0000000t 0 points

I <strike>ROCK</strike> SUCK

Ace Protorney
10-26-2004, 01:08 AM
Because I've only received a few entries for Round three, I will plan to bump the due date to Thursday.

eestlinc
10-26-2004, 01:19 AM
If I knew who Karl Rove was, I'd probably be offended.

Karl Rove is the criminal who is Bush's Chief of Staff and Campaign Manager.

Sacred Phoenix
10-26-2004, 04:55 AM
obviously none of you played F-Zero.

i did. I even knew what you were talking about. That's why I voted for ya.

Peegee
10-26-2004, 07:16 AM
My advice to all of these decathlon things is not to try very hard to be serious. In other words, the best entries often make no sense.

I actually tried for the first one. I really did. Then Psy won with something completely irrational. The second one, I tried a little bit less. I tried to imagine a situation in Mario Kart, and tie it with rhymes. Easier than say, doing a limerick on the entire plot of FF7. And now, for the third one, there's so much freedom you can do whatever you want that isn't porn.

Just have fun :D

Del Murder
10-27-2004, 01:28 AM
Nonsense does win but I'd rather stick with substance, and references to Fred Savage movies. The point is to be entertained and showcase your creative juices.

Psychotic
10-27-2004, 01:39 AM
Nonsense does win.
Gee! According to some people, only cheating wins! :rolleyes2

Del Murder
10-27-2004, 01:48 AM
Nah that's just the easist way.

Fuzakeru
10-27-2004, 02:05 AM
Cheating is wrong, period. Like said, to cheat over a friendly competition like this is rather petty and stupid. All should agree on this.
Good luck to everyone during the movie round!

And CONGRATULATIONS PEEGEE-CHU! :D Keep it up. Your limerick was awesome!! ( Even if I didn't vote for it ) :tongue:

Peegee
10-27-2004, 04:38 AM
You PerV KittY (esoteric reference to Red XIII), you are like second place! I wonder how you managed that *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

Mikztsu
10-27-2004, 01:08 PM
I'll participate on this round. :)

Psychotic
10-27-2004, 07:35 PM
But Del, are you arguing my entries haven't been nonsense? :)

Although the sexiness of John Kerry, as I have stated numerous times (Including in my Politics lessons when I, the only person in my class to think so, explained why he would win :D), is not nonsense.

Peegee
10-27-2004, 07:53 PM
JFK isn't very sexy at all xD

Psychotic
10-27-2004, 07:57 PM
Barry Goldwater though...

Peegee
10-27-2004, 08:50 PM
Barry Goldwater is the sexiest man alive :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Levian
10-27-2004, 08:52 PM
JFK is banned from my funeral.

Nice contest you've got going here. :greenie:

Fuzakeru
10-27-2004, 09:22 PM
You PerV KittY (esoteric reference to Red XIII), you are like second place! I wonder how you managed that *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

-cough, cough, nudge, nudge, sniffle, sneeze- O_o; I don't know. I don't think I'm going to do very well this round though. I thought that the last two times though and I've seem to have held my own so . . . yeah. Stuff is cool.

OMFG!! PR0t0!!! I wanna read the movie thingies . . . . post them now. ;_;

Ace Protorney
10-27-2004, 09:36 PM
They'll most likely be posted tomorrow, which is the delayed deadline for this round. =/

Leeza
10-27-2004, 09:38 PM
Sorry, Proto. I'll try get something in tonight or tomorrow morning. :(

eestlinc
10-28-2004, 05:42 AM
i did. I even knew what you were talking about. That's why I voted for ya.

<3

I'm working on my movie stuff, but I might not finish it until tomorrow evening.

Ace Protorney
10-28-2004, 05:46 AM
Well, the deadline will be 10:00 PM EST.

eestlinc
10-28-2004, 05:54 AM
That's fine. I'll be done before then.

Peegee
10-28-2004, 09:45 AM
See this is only flipping round 3! We're all going to be all molding and grey and etc by the time this game is over :(

White Raven
10-29-2004, 12:47 AM
*PMs entry*

I think that this should be changed into a penthlon... :p

Psychotic
10-29-2004, 01:00 AM
I think that this should be changed into a penthlon... :p I'd prefer a pentathlon too, if it's all the same to you people :greenie:

If this drags out, you'll get less and less people submitting entries and less and less people voting, Pr00tie.

Leeza
10-29-2004, 01:08 AM
<i>I'd prefer a pentathlon too, if it's all the same to you people :greenie: </i> - Psychotic

Easy to say for someone who's already winning. :)

Psychotic
10-29-2004, 01:13 AM
I haven't won yet, if at all. If it was a uniathlon, I'd have won! ;)

Ace Protorney
10-29-2004, 02:30 AM
Ok, seems like I won't be having any more entries so I'll go ahead and post the entries so that voting can start.

Voting ends on monday, and tomorrow I'll get set the next round so you can start concentrating on that. xD

ROUND 3
A:
<b>Movie Title:</b> FFoE ( Foe: I Fight you! PART ONE! )
<b>MPAA:</b> Rated R for some scense of violence and strong sensuality
<b>Genre:</b> Romantically Horrifying Action of Haggard DooM! ( Incest possible )
<b>Director & Cast (Optional):</b> . . . some drunk people or whatever.
<b>Summary:</b> It all started on a dark day, where the angels wept, and the demons sang;
"I choose you, Rye-Chuu!!" a voice only belonging to a fat little AsIAn man wearing panties raged against the unforgiving tyranny of the wind. A flash of light quivered and faded to reveal a loaf of angered bread.
"Rwar! I'm ready, I'm ready," squealed the bread as across the field the enemy stood waiting.
-Insert random cool car crash or explosion to be later explained maybe here-
"Oh yeah!? Well, go HOOTASAUR!!" demanded a stern voice belonging to a little monkey; his mullet dancing freely in the wind. The sun gleamed off his glasses as an angry ( even angrier then the bread! ) elephant appeared, mallet gripped tightly with his trunk. -insert elephant sound here or such-
"You will never beat us!" screamed the fatty-fat guy through his piece of pie.
-cool hardcore rock music here as screen flashes between both people 170,914,901,841,908 times-
SUDDENLY! A comet hit and they all died.
On to a chicken plant where poor Choco-BoB is being held by the evil-ness of KFC ran by none other then the EVIL Neko of Baka-ness!!!! -dramatic music here along with evil laughter-
"Sqrwauk," BoB cried as they dipped him in an electric bath and sliced off his head later to be eaten by some sexy shoeshine boy who was out on his lunch break.
UNKNOWING TO THEM ALL!!!!!!! Down the street there was another stand off of good versus evil!
"Oh my goodness! I shall now use some cool fighting move to kill you!" yelled a man in a karate suit or something.
"POKEMON SNAP!" replied his grey opponent.
"KAMAHAMAA-SHIINININJAIJLAJLKAJOI! ( msp?)" yelled the man again but his attack was cut off as the walrus jumped on top of him and squished him to death, eating nachos. The walurs later died cause . . . uhm . . . a little Monkey named Misfit thought he was roadkill and fed him to some smiling birds or whatever.
-Insert a lot of sexy hentai here-
Then more stuff happened. To Be Continued in 30 more movies to suck the life out of people and their wallets. Then we'll remaster, remix, uncut, and remake the series.

B:
<b>Movie Title:</b> Soc Wars: The Return of the Atheists
<b>MPAA:</b> PG
<b>Genre:</b> Spacey Thing.
<b>Director & Cast:</b>
Director: Super "Anaheim Angels? DELETED!" Delete
Luke Psywalker: Psy "RANDOM THINGS" Chotic
Darth BoB: Loony "I collect hair!" BoB
Den Solo: Den "arghasm!" Mark
Princess Leeza: Lee "I like cats :)!) Za
Emperor Yamaneko: Josef Stalin
Chewbaloki: Ba "I don't want to be staff!" Loki
Bleys the Gay Robot: Mark
Unne the Gay Robot: Dr "Feelgood" Unne
Obi Raven Kenobi: White "Lightsaber feet!" Raven
Assorted little midget ewokky things: Czan "Sexual!" Thor, Rye,
Trumpet "Schizophrenic" Thief, Triple "WHOA! BUNNY RABBITS!" T, Shlup
"sup asian pride?" Moo, Dooms "No more soup!" Day, poly "This time,
it's vegetable!" onymous and Fuza "Sausages!" Keru.
Joel the Hutt: Joel "Wibble!" Holmes
Boba eest: eest "Orange juice for me, please!" linc
Yoda: Shlup "Can you say pink vomit?" Quack
Millenium Falc0n: Maxx "Special" Power
<b>Summary: </b>
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/psychoticville/Socwars.jpg
Den Solo has been captured and covered in goop by Joel the Hutt, who
enjoys dressing Den up as Chun Li and licking his eyes. Joel also has
the sexy and totally hot Princess Leeza, and he makes her wear a metal
bikini for well...obvious reasons. Luke Psywalker thinks this isn't
fun. So he brings along Chewbaloki (who is an amphetamines addict, it
should be noted) and a couple of homosexual robots, Bleys and Unne.
After a gruelling match of rock, paper, scissors, Psy has freed
everyone who was being abused by Joel and his sexy manservant, Boba
eest, and even decides to make eest into a stripper, and mails Joel to
Ethiopia. Uh...Tattooine, whatever.

Then they all hang out with Ewoks in a keg party. Drunk rebel pilots
for everyone! Psy wakes up in bed with an ewok. Comedy hijinks ensue,
especially as the ewok is named ShlupMoo. The alcohol also has a
negative affect on Chewbaloki, who gets in a fight with Obi Raven
Kenobi, even though Obi Raven Kenobi was slain by Darth BoB during
Woodstock. This is because he can appear anywhere, but he prefers to
spend the time in the Empire's Soctrooper's locker rooms.

Psy then encounters a jolly soul, who is constantly high on a mixture
of marijuana and floppy disks. Yes. Anyway, this individual says such
wacky things as "Smoke the bifta, I do!" and "Grenade in your mouth, I
am!". No-one understands why this happens. Then Princess Leeza strips
for the rebel forces, because she's in love with some pilot and
hammer-wielder :smash: called HOOTERS. Who is dead! Killed by the evil
Soctroopers for carrying around images of naked things! *GASP*!

Meanwhile, PENGUINS!

Anywho, they decide to attack the Soc Empire because they're mean and
nasty and like to play pool. The gay robots are a distraction. The
Soctroopers all gather round to watch them "cut and paste" all over
each other, and then all the Ewoks jump out and hit them with tennis
rackets. Green ones. Then everyone flies around in spaceships and zaps
things, but this is boring, so to liven things up a bit everyone lands
their spaceships on top of a Taco Bell Dog, strip down to their
underwear and start grabbing on jumping on each other - "WE'RE PRO
WRESTLERS! CAN I HAVE A SNOW CONE?" is something that was not said by
any character.

Then Luke Psywalker and Darth BoB start fighting with these big laser
swordy things that go "VOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOOOOOOOOOM
VOOOOOOOOOOM! PEEEEOW! VOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOOOOOOOOOOM
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOM VOOM!
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Sorry, I got carried away
there. BoB then says "PSY I R URE FATHER LOL I R L337!!!!!111 I PWN
J00R A$$!!!! H4x0r!??!?!?" Naturally, this upsets Luke Psywalker, who
then refuses to give Darth BoB a Christmas Present. This breaks Darth
BoB's heart, as he realises what a bad father he was, and also that
dressing in black and talking about death and listening to Linkin Park
(HEY! In the original movie DV listened to it! Really!) doesn't make
him an individual, as lots of angsty teens do the same. Instead he
learned the joys of emeralds, bowling, and mittens, and retired to the
Seychelles. But then he took his helmet off and he was really ugly so
the locals pelted him with coconuts and called him "UGLY POO POO!".

Then Emperor Yamaneko comes along and starts singing about vodka and
the winters in Leningrad. Den Solo intervenes at this point, trying to
point out that the winters in Antarctica are far colder. A fight
breaks out, so Solo uses the martial art of "Poe Keen Ai!" and pokes
Yamawhatever in the eye.

Then Den married Leeza, Luke Psywalker became an acrobat, the gay
robots broke up - Bleys went on to have his own makeover show whilst
Unne became a walking Firefox advert - Chewbaloki fell in love with
Obi Raven Kenobi, the ewoks fell into a bottomless pit and died of
starvation, and Yoda became a nun. In Austria. Then everyone went into
a room filled with 99 red balloons and danced.

THE END!

C.
<b>Movie Title:</b> Agent Proto and the curse of the golden chocobo
<b>MPAA:</b> PG13 Mild language, mild nudity, mild sexual refrences
<b>Genre:</b> Action/Comedy
<b>Director & Cast:</b>
Director: Cid
Agent Proto : Christopher Walken
PC Dalton : Steve Buschemi
Dr Unne : Himself
The Golden Chocobo : Anthony Hopkins (CGI Rendered obviously)
Garland : John Travolta
Susan Paradon : That blonde chick from that comedy show, yknow which one I mean
<b>Summary:</b> Agent Proto (Walken) is a n every day member of the Midgard SAS, until his life is shattered when his entire crop of wheetabix plants are destroyed by Garland (Travolta). With his bumbling sidekick Dalton (Buschemi), they go in search of the Golden Chocobo (voiced by Academy award winner Sir Anthony Hopkins, BFc, GFe, TTFn), under the watchful eye of the beautiful Susan Paradon (you know, THAT one). It's an action packed adventure for all the family (WARNING, may not be suitable for children under 10 and the elderly. Flashing lights and cruelity to Moggle's present)

D.
FAST TIMES AT EYESON HIGH!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/striderx284/fasttimes.jpg

Rated R for crude humor, stylized violence and partial nudity by the Motion Picture Association of America.
<b>Genre:</b> Comedy!
<b>Cast:</b>

Seann William Scott (The Rundown) as Mikael Spicoli
Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under) as Mandee Hamilton
Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko) as Russell Hamilton
Ashton Kutcher (The Butterfly Effect) as Antonicles Damone
Chris Elwood (How High) as Jeff "Pr00t" Protokowski
Katie Holmes (Dawson's Creek) as Linda Bombinatricks
Clint Eastwood (Blood Work) as Mr. Foote

Also featuring cameos by DMX, Nicolas Cage, Martin Scorcese, Forest Whitaker and Sean Penn!

<b>Story:</b>

"Fast Times at EyesOn High" follows the antics of crazy high school kids at a suburban-yet-oh-so-metropolitan campus! You'll meet Mikael Spicoli, self-proclaimed slacker extraordinarie! Antonicles Damone, a smooth-talkin' operator! And Mr. Foote, a hard-nosed teacher who doesn't take any kind of crap!

E.
<b>Movie Title:</b> The Bleysie Poo girls
<b>MPAA:</b> Rated R
<b>Genre:</b> Romantic Thriller
<b>Director & Cast:</b>

Directed by Psychotic

Starring:

Dr Unne as Troubles
Big D as Double D Cup
Shlupquack as Possum

SomethingBig as Bossy

Citizen Bleys as the voice of Chris Farley

AND

RSL as Russell Crowe

<b>Summary:</b> Russell Crowe is at it again! He's stolen the drinking straw of longinus from McDonald's, a foil plated weapon with the power to destroy all of tallsville, a country in New Zealand inhabited by cave dwelling monkeys who stand an omnious ten decimeters tall! With his army of angry furries who will do yaoi for pocky, there is no hope for humanity! That is, until the secret organisation of ninja thieves led by three rambunctious girls are brought in to put a stop to all this nonsense and return New Zealand and its sheep to its former glory!

F.
<b>Movie Title:</b> Drama
<b>MPAA:</b> R
<b>Genre: Action:</b> Comedy
Directed by Oliver Stone
<b>Summary:</b> In the world of the internet there are those that bitch...those that complain and then there is EoFF. Listen to their so called crappy lives and then watch the members get into an all out flame war. It soon becomes appearant that talk will not settle their disputes...so the web master cid invites them all to compete in MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! Only one...will survive!

G.
<b>Voice over:</b> Coming soon...
to a theater near you...
from the renowned director of
Money Train
...and In the Army Now
and the producers of
Scream 2
...and The Producers
with the award winning cinemetographer of
Meet Joe Black,
Bait,
...and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
comes a film
critics are calling...
'Spellbinding'
'Simply Riveting'
...and 'A masterpiece of the motion picture art'
starring...
Harold Ramis
...as Loony BoB
and Meryl Streep
...as ShlupQuack
in the performances of their careers...

<b>Shlup:</b> We can't run away from our love forever. We cannot deny it. We cannot fight it.
<b>BoB:</b> No! It can't be. It can never be! We're from different worlds! That baby isn't mine!

<b>Voice over:</b> With...
Christopher Walken
...as Nait
and...
some random porno actor
...as Mikztsu

<b>Nait:</b> Agent Proto never told you about your father...
<b>Mik:</b> He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
<b>Nait:</b> No. <i>I</i> am your father!
<b>Mik:</b> NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!one

<b>Voice over:</b> Also starring...
Justin Timberlake
and the original Mouseketeers...
back together as...
Psychotic and the BAotW
as they perform...
their song and dance tribute
...to spam.

Witness...
the chilling supercomputer...
HAL 9000
...as Kawaii Ryûkishi

<b>Kishi:</b> What do you think you're doing, Dave?
<b>Big D:</b> I, uh, I was just saying...
<b>Kishi:</b> Those translations were wrong, Dave. They were all wrong.
<b>Big D:</b> That's a matter of opinion.
<b>Kishi:</b> There is only one opinion, Dave. Mine. Please don't make me hurt you...Dave...

<b>Voice over:</b> Watch as...
Jason Mewes
...and Kevin Smith
return to the big screen...
as edczxcvbnm and Sephex

<b>ed:</b> <img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif> the rules, <img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif> respect, this mother<img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif>er will do whatever the <img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif> he pleases.
<b>Sephex:</b> ...

<b>Voice over:</b> And...
from beyond the grave
Marlon Brando returns
...as Owner/CEO Cid

<b>Cid:</b> The site, she needs a new layout.
<b>Unne:</b> Change is bad. Think of the tradition.
<b>Farah:</b> The other five families will never go along with this...
<b>Cid:</b> I have spoken.
<b>Farah:</b> Then it shall be done, Godfather...

<b>Voice over:</b> Also returning from the dead...
is Chris Farley
when he reunites with...
David Spade
...as Joel and MecaKane

<b>Kane:</b> You're pairing me up with <i>this guy</i> again?
<b>Joel:</b> It's a clip on. Ow, Sonofa!
<b>This Guy:</b> Wha?

<b>Voice over:</b> See Jason Biggs
in his performance of rival forums owner
...The Man

<b>The Man:</b> Come to <i>my</i> forums. They are ten times <i>better</i> than Eyeson. Pure gold, I <i>guarantee</i>!
<b>TheAbominatrix:</b> <i>What</i>? These aren't gold <i>at</i> all<i>!</i>
<b>The Man:</b> Fools! <i>Foooooools</i>! Ahahaha<i>ha</i>hahaha<i>ha</i>ha! Bush sucks!

<b>Voice over:</b> And be a part of the Ciddie caliber performance...
of Screech from Saved by the Bell...
in his most touching role ever...

<b>Linus:</b> There is nothing left for me in this world. Farewell all of you!
<b>Spiff:</b> Please, don't say that.
<b>Linus:</b> Too late. Remember me for what I was, and not what I am!
<b>Spiff:</b> Whyyyyyyyyyyy!
<b>Joel:</b> I think he's faking it.
<b>eest:</b> I think he's a giant chicken.
<b>Mark:</b> Show some respect, guys. I'm dead serious.

<b>Voice over:</b> Also starring...
Michelle Pfeiffer as Leeza
Carrot Top as HOOTERS
Ben Stiller as Super Delete
Mick Foley as DJzen
Andy Kaufman as Big D
Abe Vigoda as The Captain
Ben Kingsley as 'Mark'
Antonio Banderas as Strider
Eddie Murphy,
Eddie Murphy,
Eddie Murphy,
and Eddie Murphy...
as Chaos, Trowa, Rubedo, and Trumpet Theif
John Favreau as Yamaneko
Vince Vaughn as Raistlin
Rob Schneider as ShlupMoo
...and Robin Williams
as Not At All Reno
in...
Eyes on Final Fantasy:
The Spam Within.

Only in theaters.

H.
<b>Movie Title:</b> The Next Cid's Night
<b>MPAA:</b> PG13
<b>Genre:</b> Comedy
<b>Director & Cast:</b>
Directed by Dennis Dugan
Starring Ashton Kutcher, Adam Sandler, and Ben Stiller
<b>Summary:</b> When Cid says he'll make one more person admin, three best friends go through tasks to get the title. They are given lists of objectives they must do around the world but the only have one month to do them in.

I.
<b>Movie Title:</b> Split Tragedy
<b>MPAA:</b> Rated R
<b>Genre:</b> Action, Horror
<b>Director:</b> Seiken
<b>Cast:</b> Super Delete, Psychotic, Triple T, Matty Pie! Shlupthor, ShlupBert, ShlupQuack, Seiken, Giga Guess, Del Moomba
<b>Summary:</b> Years later on EOFF, an event called the “Split Tragedy” occurs, causing many members to have name changes and Multiple Personality Disorder, this all happening because of Seiken, who wants to set all of EOFF into split personalities. Del Snizz, a small boy that lived on EOFF is caught in the center of this tragedy, and vows for revenge against the guy that took it all away. Eventually, this boy becomes a hero named Super Delete, who with his group of Super heroes, charge out to take out Seiken, and his group of Split Personalities. Later does Super Delete find out that this is easier said then done, as he learns the true bad side of many others, and has to rack up every single piece of courage he has to face this disaster.

J.
<b>Movie Title:</b> EoFF: The PG Years
<b>MPAA:</b> PG
<b>Genre:</b> Horror/Drama/Action and lots of Comedy
<b>Director & Cast:</b> PG
<b>Summary:</b> This movie will scare you, make you laugh uncontrollably, keep you gripped to the edge of you seat and entertain you for hours as we follow PG through his years at EoFF. We will watch and worry along with him as he prepares for SARS, we will be there when he s3x0rz each newbie and threatens them with ASLSARSOMFGWTFSEXORZHOBBITZ!!!111!!!1111 We will be there as he posts in ways that only PG could and even though we will get more and more confused with every post that we read, we will be unable to turn away. This is the must-see movie of the year!!

K.
<b>Movie Title:</b> Fanatics
<b>MPAA:</b> PG13
<b>Genre:</b> Comedy
<b>Summary:</b> Set in a secluded mansion within the wilderness, a young lady, Andreas, yearns to complete the dire task of cleaning a certain mansion from top to bottom. Sounds easy ? Not quite. This is no ordinary mansion. It holds a very eccentric family. Proto, the father, has lost his 'ace' companion to an unfortunately car accident. He has kept to himself ever since. Unno, a computer guru, constantly spreads his hate for Microsoft with websites, emails, posters, memos and even writing on the wall. Spiffer, one of Proto's sons has steadily raised his very own group of dogs that have the habit to vomit on the carpets. Kishi, a close friend of the family has grown to love the company of octopi. The list continues ! This heart wrenching, oxygen-grabbing film will catch your attention in more ways than one. Get to your theater -- now !

L.
<b>Movie Title:</b> Murder by Private Messages
<b>MPAA:</b> PG
<b>Genre:</b> Action
<b>Director and Cast:</b> Meat Puppet as Officer Meaty H. Puppette, Ultima Shadow as the horrible victim named Karpo Monoxide, Celine Dion as herself, Psychotic as Psy C. Hotic, and Dame Edna as the woman he loved.
<b>Summary:</b> Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum. Karpo Monoxide is browsing through EoFF. He then decides to check his Private Messages. He decides to check his Private Messages, and sees one from some mysterious member name elineC ionD. Karpo is surprised that a PM was sent to him by such a stranger member, he decides to click on it. All of a sudden, anthrax comes out of his printer……and Karpo dies. Officer Psy C. Hotic gets a call from the chief of the police station. He and his partner Meaty H. Puppette must solve this crime. Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum.

The duo returns to the scene of the crime, and click on that infamous PM. Seeing as how the PM ran out of anthrax, they did not die. Instead out comes a ransom note saying that the mysterious elineC ionD has kidnapped Meaty H. Puppette’s girlfriend, Dame Edna. A trail of clues leads them to the Bat Hideout, where they meat elineC ionD, who actually turns out to be Celine Dion!

Before the battle can begin Celine Dion trips because of her untied shoelaces and falls into a puddle of acid! Meaty H. Puppette saves his woman and the movie ends as the cave around them starts to crumble…..


Fin

M.
<b>Movie Title:</b> BAoTW vs. Socs
<b>MPAA:</b> Rated PG-13 for some violence but mostly for childish name calling.
<b>Genre:</b> Thriller/Moronic
<b>Summary:</b> An expedition of archaeologists on Earth discover a message board hidden under the Antarctic circle, housing a host of BAoTW creatures. A group of five coming-of-age Socs have also come to the temple, as it has long been a training ground for their race. From there on, it's BAoTW vs. Socs, with the regulars caught in the middle.

N.
<b>Movie Title:</b> The Divine Secrets of the Site Staff Syndicate
<b>MPAA:</b> PG-13
<b>Genre:</b> Drama
<b>Director:</b> Super Delete
<b>Cast:</b> Cid, ShlupMullet, eternalshiva, Baloki, CloudDragon
<b>Summary:</b> Cid has decided that it’s time to change the look of his eyesonff.com website, to his father ShlupMullet’s dismay, a site that ShlupMullet was greatly intricate in writing and designing. Now, ShlupMullet will have to rewrite many of the pages the he wrote for his son. But to make matters worse, on the new banner, in the center, is a big picture of Aeris, who everyone who visits the sites knows ShlupMullet dispises with a passion, and everyone knows what an insult it was to put her picture there. Now, every time ShlupMullet goes to the site to work on it, he will have to see that picture…..every time! Cid goes to his site mere days after completing it and realizes what he has just done, but before he can fix it, he gets a call from his father, who is with his childhood friends, eternalshiva, Baloki and CloudDragon. Before Cid can get in a word ShlupMullet chews him out and they get into a big argument, ending with Cid pointing out to his father that its his own fault for being one of the ten people on earth who don’t like Final Fantasy VII. Now, they aren’t talking to each other, and it’s killing both of them. ShlupMullet’s friends realize that this feud is one in a long string of feuds that these two continue to have, and it’s like due to events that happened in Cid childhood that have been warped in Cid’s mind, and it’s about time he knew the truth. The problem is, these three can’t do this with ShlupMullet knowing, and he’ll know. So the three take Cid out to dinner to celebrate his new site, and they slip him an Ambien, which knocks him out. They take him a secluded area he’s not familiar with, and they say that he can’t leave until he knows what they know. So they pull out the journal of their childhood lives, The Divine Secrets of the Site Staff Syndicate. And through the next few days, Cid comes to understand much of what really happened in his childhood, why ShlupMullet drowned himself in Xenosaga for much of Cid’s childhood, and the real reason why ShlupMullet hates Final Fantasy VII. Coming to this new realization in, Cid sees his childhood and his father in a new light. Cid and ShlupMullet make up, and ShlupMullet lets Cid know that he is proud of him for the site he has made, and Cid says he’ll take Aeris off of the new banner.

The End

Send me your votes in PM form please. Remember to rate your three favorite entries using the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd ranks.

Erdrick Holmes
10-29-2004, 02:38 AM
I'm gonna kill whoever made the G one.

Del Murder
10-29-2004, 02:54 AM
Go for a shorter event next time, Prot, so not to tire everyone out. The long ones produce some good results (as shown here!) but we don't want everyone to get burnt out of ideas.

Good stuff everyone. Akumaou, I'm sure the author of G has the utmost admiration and respect for you, because being played by the late great Chris Farley would be a real honor!

Erdrick Holmes
10-29-2004, 04:37 AM
Good stuff everyone. Akumaou, I'm sure the author of G has the utmost admiration and respect for you, because being played by the late great Chris Farley would be a real honor!

It was you, wasn't it? Putting me and Kane in the same role, that's just not right!

*haet*

Del Murder
10-29-2004, 04:46 AM
I would never do anything that wasn't right. I <i>am</i> a superhero, after all.

Erdrick Holmes
10-29-2004, 05:03 AM
LIAR. Don't you make me reveal your secret identity to everyone.

Strider
10-29-2004, 06:28 AM
I think we all know who's gonna win this one.

Peegee
10-29-2004, 10:09 AM
Some of these are way way too long. My brain hurts.

ShiggtyLuffLuff
10-29-2004, 03:53 PM
WTF? :D
Yeah, some of those were really long and some made no sense.

Fuzakeru
10-30-2004, 02:06 AM
Let's see you write something that makes sense. :p

I didn't understand the humor in some of them but there were a few that had me on the floor laughing. Nice job. :greenie:

Ace Protorney
10-30-2004, 03:17 AM
Ok, while voting is intact.

Time to introduce Round 4!

Round 4
Two Options.

1. Dedication to the staff. Write a short paragraph or two about the EoFF Staff.

or

2. Create a jingle dedicated to any member of Eyes on Final Fantasy to the tune of your choice. Please provide the name of the tune that you use.

Erdrick Holmes
10-30-2004, 03:19 AM
Ok, I can't do this anymore. I forfit.

Ace Protorney
10-30-2004, 03:32 AM
You can't forfeit Joel! Unless you want this to go for five rounds. I don't mind.

Leeza
10-30-2004, 04:01 AM
If you have it for only five rounds, Proto, everyone at the lower end of points might as well forfeit because we would never have a chance to catch up. :cat:

Del Murder
10-30-2004, 04:04 AM
Stick with 10 for now and see where things go. Try to throw a shorter event in there to keep people interested, like a one word submission or something. Just some suggestions.

edczxcvbnm
10-30-2004, 05:49 AM
1. Dedication to the staff. Write a short paragraph or two about the EoFF Staff.

AWWW HELL YEAH!

*Reads more carefully*

Oh...dedication...can a dedication be negitive?

*chooses choice 2* :p

Peegee
10-30-2004, 08:19 PM
I'd like to public announce that this contest has gone to an all-time low. Probably because of the entry I am planning to make.

Oh man...*hilarious*

Captain Maxx Power
10-31-2004, 11:20 AM
Will I get extra brownie points if I manage to make a jingle about edczxcvbnm that rhymes?

Peegee
10-31-2004, 11:23 AM
bnm rhymes with him jim and kim

Fuzakeru
10-31-2004, 09:57 PM
-blank stare- Round 4 is creative yet difficult. >_> -ponders, eventually head 'splodes-