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*__*)
10-16-2005, 05:44 PM
This should be fun. Here's how it works- we try to make a story, each person must use just 5 words on their turn, and no back to back turns. It should be more serious than not, but all fun, and realistic to the world of FF8. Oh yeah, and written with coherently, that's important!
The story starts the next morning after the end of Final Fantasy VIII, I'll go first...

The next morning Rinoa and

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 05:46 PM
Squall went to the bridge

(yay now there are 4 gaming threads)

* White Aeris *
10-16-2005, 06:18 PM
and then Squall said "Rinoa

Pouring Rain
10-16-2005, 06:43 PM
Squall loves Rinoa very much

Laugh at face of Danger
10-16-2005, 06:47 PM
He would do anything for

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 06:49 PM
er that doesnt make sense

and then Squall said "Rinoa

u gotta finish what White Aeris said

Laugh at face of Danger
10-16-2005, 07:05 PM
that was up to lady rikku

*__*)
10-16-2005, 07:06 PM
I'll fix it, I know what they meant...

The next morning Rinoa and Squall went to the bridge. And then Squall said "Rinoa I love you very much, I would do anything for

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 07:09 PM
you, if you took your

hehe

G SpOtZ
10-16-2005, 10:01 PM
pants off right now. Then

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:05 PM
I would iron them. Ok?"

G SpOtZ
10-16-2005, 10:16 PM
Rinoa tore off her pants,

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:17 PM
but just then Zell came!

G SpOtZ
10-16-2005, 10:33 PM
"WHOA!" Zell shouted, covering his

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:36 PM
girlfriends` eyes so that he

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:37 PM
pet squirells, friends, rabbit's eyes.

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:38 PM
oh damn you beat me by a minute

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:39 PM
lol
i win

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:39 PM
I'll pick up from you then

"could watch squall and his"

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:40 PM
i do think my first one was better though

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:41 PM
Ironer Magic go to work.

:p

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:42 PM
But then Squall ate a(n)

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:45 PM
hot dog from Zell and

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:47 PM
when he was finished with

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:48 PM
it he continued ironing Rinoas

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:49 PM
x-boyfriends face to the ground

Sapphiresea
10-16-2005, 10:50 PM
and when he was done..

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:50 PM
Zell knocked out Squall for

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:51 PM
he took off irvine's hat

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:52 PM
(period)

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:55 PM
haha, i didn't even see yours, but it still fit

enigma1234
10-16-2005, 10:56 PM
but then edea suddenly arrived...

enigma1234
10-16-2005, 10:56 PM
then they all get spanked

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:56 PM
because quistis came back from

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:57 PM
ahhhhh we all keep posting at the same time and it's confusing me!

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:57 PM
PEOPLE wait a couple of seconds before posting cas ur posting at the exact same time as someone else

(seee what i mean)

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 10:59 PM
enigma1234, ffx did his\her before u did so lets use hers\his

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 10:59 PM
K...lets start fresh from a new sentence

Headmaster Cid went to the

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:00 PM
massacre at the bridge. He

enigma1234
10-16-2005, 11:01 PM
who's next?

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:01 PM
did not know that galbadia

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:03 PM
planed all this. Biggs n Wedge

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:03 PM
got powned by selphie and

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:06 PM
(powned?) Quistis who used Shockwave Pulsar.

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:07 PM
player-owned or pure-owned, pretty much it means destroyed...

Quistis stole squall's best friend's

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:09 PM
(period) Squall (still not finished wit the pants) throws the Ironer at

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:12 PM
Bigg's and Wedge's dead bodies

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:13 PM
Rinoa storms away frustrated because

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:15 PM
she loved wedge since she

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:16 PM
gave him a "present" ;) on

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:18 PM
It was a plesent present.

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:19 PM
Wedge really enjoyed it. However

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:20 PM
he wanted it from Quistis

CaladBolgLionHeart
10-16-2005, 11:20 PM
Rinoa's face and it bounces

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:22 PM
umm..that didn't make sense coming after any of the others?

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:24 PM
wtf CL?

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:27 PM
gunblade, just pick up from where we left off

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:29 PM
So naturally Biggs was jealous.

CaladBolgLionHeart
10-16-2005, 11:30 PM
oops, my bad

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:31 PM
tis ok
u can continue CL

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:31 PM
because he wants the present

*__*)
10-16-2005, 11:34 PM
Here it is so far-

Part One: A New Beginning

The next morning Rinoa and Squall went to the bridge. And then Squall said "Rinoa I love you very much, I would do anything for you, if you took your pants off right now. Then I would iron them. Ok?" Rinoa tore off her pants, but just then Zell came! "WHOA!" Zell shouted, covering his girlfriends` eyes so that he could watch squall and his Ironer Magic go to work. But then Squall ate a hot dog from Zell and when he was finished with it he continued ironing Rinoas x-boyfriends face to the ground and when he was done Zell knocked out Squall for he took off irvine's hat.

Headmaster Cid went to the massacre at the bridge. He did not know that galbadia planed all this. Biggs n Wedge got powned by selphie and Quistis who used Shockwave Pulsar. Quistis stole squall's best friend's. Squall (still not finished wit the pants) throws the Ironer at Bigg's and Wedge's dead bodies. Rinoa storms away frustrated because she loved wedge since she gave him a "present" on. It was a pleasant present. Wedge really enjoyed it. However, he wanted it from Quistis. So naturally Biggs was jealous. Because he wants the present

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:36 PM
Thats when Ultimecia stepped in.

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:36 PM
She wanted the present only!

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:38 PM
Seifer took the present and

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:39 PM
gave it to Edea who

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:40 PM
showed it to squall who

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:41 PM
ate it all. Zell was

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:43 PM
shocked, because he didn't know

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:44 PM
how sexy Squall really was!

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:46 PM
The next morning Rinoa

GunbladeMaster
10-16-2005, 11:47 PM
realized her pants werent ironed!

gotta go to bed
bye bye

ffxatticus
10-16-2005, 11:48 PM
Squall had also left Galbadia

pz out gunblade

Neco Arc
10-17-2005, 08:21 AM
to find doctor odine for

Christmas
10-17-2005, 10:55 AM
a drug to cure impotent....

boys from the dwarf
10-17-2005, 12:19 PM
cheese. odine gave sqall the

GunbladeMaster
10-17-2005, 04:45 PM
medicine which he applied to

Discord
10-17-2005, 05:41 PM
Angelo's interneurons over the back

GunbladeMaster
10-17-2005, 05:56 PM
(period) Back in Balamb Garden...

Fire_Emblem776
10-17-2005, 06:10 PM
squall runs to the can..

GunbladeMaster
10-17-2005, 06:12 PM
(no Squall is seeing dr odine so hes not in balamb, the people in balamb are veryone but squall, angelo, and dr odine)

* White Aeris *
10-17-2005, 06:39 PM
shall we over look it then?
If so:

(period) Back in Balamb Garden...
Irvine searches for his hat....

boys from the dwarf
10-17-2005, 06:41 PM
then finds it down the

ffxatticus
10-18-2005, 03:31 AM
hole in the magical lamp...

Raven Nox
10-18-2005, 04:21 AM
so he rubbed it, then...

(Gah I suck at this. xD)

G SpOtZ
10-18-2005, 04:55 AM
it spit in his face.

Neco Arc
10-18-2005, 07:38 AM
Irvine took out his...

Christmas
10-18-2005, 07:42 AM
shotgun and started licking it.......

Neco Arc
10-18-2005, 07:51 AM
before it blew up his...

Christmas
10-18-2005, 08:01 AM
tongue and he started looking....

boys from the dwarf
10-18-2005, 08:28 AM
at his newly found spoon

Raven Nox
10-18-2005, 08:31 AM
that he named Larry. Larry...

Christmas
10-18-2005, 08:33 AM
started to rust and rot.....

Neco Arc
10-18-2005, 09:02 AM
before Irvine threw away his

GunbladeMaster
10-18-2005, 11:32 AM
hat and killed Larry. So

Christmas
10-18-2005, 11:43 AM
he started to giggle and....

*__*)
10-18-2005, 02:46 PM
Here's what we have so far-

Part One: A New Beginning

The next morning Rinoa and Squall went to the bridge. And then Squall said "Rinoa I love you very much, I would do anything for you, if you took your pants off right now. Then I would iron them. Ok?" Rinoa tore off her pants, but just then Zell came! "WHOA!" Zell shouted, covering his girlfriends` eyes so that he could watch squall and his Ironer Magic go to work. But then Squall ate a hot dog from Zell and when he was finished with it he continued ironing Rinoas x-boyfriends face to the ground and when he was done Zell knocked out Squall for he took off irvine's hat.

Headmaster Cid went to the massacre at the bridge. He did not know that galbadia planed all this. Biggs n Wedge got powned by selphie and Quistis who used Shockwave Pulsar. Quistis stole squall's best friend's. Squall (still not finished wit the pants) throws the Ironer at Bigg's and Wedge's dead bodies. Rinoa storms away frustrated because she loved wedge since she gave him a "present" on. It was a pleasant present. Wedge really enjoyed it. However, he wanted it from Quistis. So naturally Biggs was jealous. Because he wants the present.

Thats when Ultimecia stepped in. She wanted the present only! Seifer took the present and gave it to Edea who showed it to squall who ate it all. Zell was shocked, because he didn't know how sexy Squall really was!

The next morning Rinoa realized her pants werent ironed! Squall had also left Galbadia to find doctor odine for a drug to cure impotent cheese. odine gave sqall the medicine which he applied to Angelo's interneurons over the back.

Part Two: Irvine in Balamb

Back in Balamb Garden Irvine searches for his hat. Then finds it down the hole in the magical lamp so he rubbed it, then it spit in his face. Irvine took out his shotgun and started licking it before it blew up his tongue and he started looking at his newly found spoon that he named Larry. Larry started to rust and rot before Irvine threw away his hat and killed Larry. So he started to giggle and

GunbladeMaster
10-18-2005, 04:02 PM
LOL
wat a story we have created...it could be a world\scenerio in KH2

we must be really wasted to right this peice of $#!* :D

ffxatticus
10-18-2005, 07:48 PM
haha half of that is gunblade and my crazy story. what a masterpiece

GunbladeMaster
10-18-2005, 07:56 PM
we re born authors atticus ;)

GunbladeMaster
10-18-2005, 09:03 PM
back to thread...
eventually was killed by Seifer.

Neco Arc
10-19-2005, 04:32 AM
Seifer took Irvine's hat to

Christmas
10-19-2005, 10:57 AM
PuPu which he ate it.....

GunbladeMaster
10-19-2005, 11:21 AM
(period) Then the Pupu was beamed

* White Aeris *
10-19-2005, 04:08 PM
up by Balamb Garden then

GunbladeMaster
10-19-2005, 04:11 PM
Squall saw it from Esthar!

Jiro
10-20-2005, 10:41 AM
Squall jumped onto a chocobo

Christmas
10-20-2005, 10:45 AM
and proposed to the chocobo.....

Jiro
10-20-2005, 10:48 AM
The choco said no and

Christmas
10-20-2005, 10:49 AM
Squall took out his gunblade...

Jiro
10-20-2005, 10:53 AM
but got slapped to Balamb!

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 12:37 PM
There he tried looking for PuPu.

Christmas
10-20-2005, 01:03 PM
That's six words. :p

Anyway:

He found Pupu peeping at.....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 01:16 PM
Rinoa, practicing Tai-Quan-Do.
(i dont know how to spell it)

Christmas
10-20-2005, 01:28 PM
PuPu went into a frenzy....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 01:35 PM
when it saw Quistis come!

Christmas
10-20-2005, 01:40 PM
Quistis took out her whip...

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 01:42 PM
and whiped Rinoa silly!!!

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 01:42 PM
PuPu started to feel something.

Christmas
10-20-2005, 01:43 PM
PuPu took a chopper out....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 01:44 PM
Squall jumped out from behind!

Christmas
10-20-2005, 01:46 PM
PuPu used his chopper to....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 01:53 PM
help Squall out defend Rinoa.

Christmas
10-20-2005, 01:57 PM
Quistis started to cry when....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 01:58 PM
PuPu bit her leg off!

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:01 PM
and rip off her hands....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:05 PM
Suddenly Zell came with "Zombie-Irvine" (its one word OK!!!:p)

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:06 PM
and ate Quistis' leg and.....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:10 PM
Rinoa just couldnt handle it!

ScottNUMBERS
10-20-2005, 02:12 PM
So rinoa decided to squirt

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:12 PM
She started dancing with her....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:14 PM
"newly found" squirt called Kookookachoo.

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:15 PM
PuPu got jealous and used.....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:17 PM
Quistis` arm to smash Rinoa! :twak:

(a battle commenced..)

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:22 PM
and ate Quistis' leg and.....

But they ate Quistis' leg.....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:22 PM
i edited it

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:24 PM
Rinoa called her dog out....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:26 PM
And Angelo used Invincilble Moon!

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:28 PM
Quistis grabbed Angelo and tear.....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:36 PM
i dont understand what u said?
grabbed angelo and tear?

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:39 PM
and tear angelo apart?

Just an example. :D

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:41 PM
o than u should add an "ed"
but lets carry on...

her apart making Rinoa cry.

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:46 PM
PuPu poured kerosene on Quistis....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:48 PM
causing her to use ShockwavePulsar!

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:49 PM
Rinoa used Angel wing to....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:51 PM
defend Squall and Zell but...

Christmas
10-20-2005, 02:56 PM
"Zombie-Irvine" was hit and vaporized....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 02:59 PM
(period) Seifer came and cried at...

Christmas
10-20-2005, 03:03 PM
his teddy bear which was.....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 03:10 PM
also eaten by the PuPu.

Seifer looked at PuPu and

said "Im going kill you!"

(sorry)

Christmas
10-20-2005, 03:13 PM
PuPu stole Seifer's underwear and....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 03:22 PM
teleported it to his "cow-Spaceship".

*__*)
10-20-2005, 03:39 PM
UPDATE TIME!


Final Fantasy VIII-2

(the dada version)


Part One: A New Beginning

The next morning Rinoa and Squall went to the bridge. And then Squall said "Rinoa I love you very much, I would do anything for you, if you took your pants off right now. Then I would iron them. Ok?" Rinoa tore off her pants, but just then Zell came! "WHOA!" Zell shouted, covering his girlfriends` eyes so that he could watch squall and his Ironer Magic go to work. But then Squall ate a hot dog from Zell and when he was finished with it he continued ironing Rinoas x-boyfriends face to the ground and when he was done Zell knocked out Squall for he took off irvine's hat.

Headmaster Cid went to the massacre at the bridge. He did not know that galbadia planed all this. Biggs n Wedge got powned by selphie and Quistis who used Shockwave Pulsar. Quistis stole squall's best friend's. Squall (still not finished wit the pants) throws the Ironer at Bigg's and Wedge's dead bodies. Rinoa storms away frustrated because she loved wedge since she gave him a "present" on. It was a pleasant present. Wedge really enjoyed it. However, he wanted it from Quistis. So naturally Biggs was jealous. Because he wants the present.

Thats when Ultimecia stepped in. She wanted the present only! Seifer took the present and gave it to Edea who showed it to squall who ate it all. Zell was shocked, because he didn't know how s</>exy Squall really was!

The next morning Rinoa realized her pants werent ironed! Squall had also left Galbadia to find doctor odine for a drug to cure impotent cheese. odine gave sqall the medicine which he applied to Angelo's interneurons over the back.

Part Two: The Battle of Balamb

Back in Balamb Garden Irvine searches for his hat. Then finds it down the hole in the magical lamp so he rubbed it, then it spit in his face. Irvine took out his shotgun and started licking it before it blew up his tongue and he started looking at his newly found spoon that he named Larry. Larry started to rust and rot before Irvine threw away his hat and killed Larry. So he started to giggle and eventually was killed by Seifer.

Seifer took Irvine's hat to PuPu which he ate it Then the Pupu was beamed up by Balamb Garden. Then Squall saw it from Esthar Squall jumped onto a chocobo and proposed to the chocobo. The choco said no and Squall took out his gunblade but got slapped to Balamb! There he tried looking for PuPu.

He found Pupu peeping at Rinoa, practicing Tai-Quan-Do. PuPu went into a frenzy when it saw Quistis come. Quistis took out her whip and whiped Rinoa silly. PuPu started to feel something. PuPu took a chopper out. Squall jumped out from behind! PuPu used his chopper to help Squall out defend Rinoa. Quistis started to cry when PuPu bit her leg off! and rip off her hands. Suddenly, Zell came with "Zombie-Irvine" and ate Quistis' leg and Rinoa just couldnt handle it! So rinoa decided to squirt. She started dancing with her "newly found" squirt called Kookookachoo. PuPu got jealous and used Quistis` arm to smash Rinoa! (a battle commenced..)

Rinoa called her dog out. And Angelo used Invincilble Moon! Quistis grabbed Angelo and tear her apart making Rinoa cry. PuPu poured kerosene on Quistis causing her to use ShockwavePulsar! Rinoa used Angel wing to defend Squall and Zell but "Zombie-Irvine" was hit and vaporized. Seifer came and cried at his teddy bear which was also eaten by the PuPu. Seifer looked at PuPu and said "Im going kill you!" PuPu stole Seifer's underwear and teleported it to his "cow-Spaceship".

:lol: This is very violent and funny at the same time. Deffinitly not going to get a "G" rating...

Christmas
10-20-2005, 03:46 PM
Just something to add.

Quistis currently lost a leg and an arm
Irvine was vaporized.

EDIT: And Angelo got tore apart.

The others is still in one piece.....currently :kaoyatta:

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 03:47 PM
lol
like i said we re wasted...:haha:

Quistis is nearly dead, Angelo is in pieces and, Irvine has been wiped off the face of Gaia...

Seifer lost his undies. Rinoas sad. Squalls fightimng for her. Zells watching. Seifer wants to kill PuPu. PuPu is a pervert. And the rest are floating around somewhere...

Christmas
10-20-2005, 03:48 PM
Let's move on...

Seifer kidnapped Laguna to threaten....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 03:50 PM
PuPu to give back his

Christmas
10-20-2005, 03:53 PM
underwear. But PuPu refused and....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 03:56 PM
Seifer announced Galbadia to attack!

Christmas
10-20-2005, 03:57 PM
Laguna took the chance to.....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:06 PM
steal Seifers undies and run!!!

Christmas
10-20-2005, 04:09 PM
The Galbadians teased Seifer...

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:16 PM
about his Power Ranger undies!

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 04:16 PM
untill he couldn't take it...
EDIT: Argh damn it beat me to it.... so=
Seifer got so mad he...

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:18 PM
He spontaniously combusted into particles.

it still works
keep ur old one if u like

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 04:19 PM
nice one! :) Squall came by and said....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:20 PM
"I like his undies."

ScottNUMBERS
10-20-2005, 04:20 PM
Then he said "well smurf..

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:22 PM
I ll take the Hyperion instead."

ScottNUMBERS
10-20-2005, 04:23 PM
Then he said "I am..

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:29 PM
a true GunbladeMaster. Bite me."

Christmas
10-20-2005, 04:37 PM
PuPu appeared and bite Squall...

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:39 PM
lol nice

he screamed like a girl!

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 04:40 PM
who took out his gunblade...
EDIT: damn! beaten again!! anyway:
Squall took out his gunblade

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:42 PM
who took out his gunblade...
EDIT: damn! beaten again!! anyway:
Squall took out his gunblade

:lol:

and choped PuPu into pieces.

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 04:43 PM
But the pieces rose up....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:44 PM
so Ultimecia combined with PuPu...

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 04:46 PM
and Squall was so shocked...

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:49 PM
that he spontaniously combusted too!

Flying Mullet
10-20-2005, 04:50 PM
But luckily Squall had a

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:53 PM
Phoenix Down used on him!

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 04:56 PM
He looked up and saw....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 04:57 PM
Laguna shooting Ultimecia down!!!

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 04:59 PM
But by accident Laguna shot....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 05:01 PM
Squalls ding-dong off!!!

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 05:03 PM
Not 5 words but lets carry on anyway!!!
Squall screamed in agony but....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 05:04 PM
Ultimecia still wreaked havoc upon...

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 05:07 PM
Selphie's band who were performing....
Had to add Selphie in! :) don't think she was in before....

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 05:09 PM
Selphie screamed "NO!!! GARDEN FESTIVAL!!!"

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 05:10 PM
but it was too late!!

ScottNUMBERS
10-20-2005, 05:12 PM
She died of aid sa

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 05:17 PM
Zell tried defending Garden but...

Flying Mullet
10-20-2005, 05:21 PM
he ate a hot dog

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 05:26 PM
but choked on it so

Flying Mullet
10-20-2005, 05:28 PM
he spit it at Ultimecia.

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 05:33 PM
She got so angry she...

Flying Mullet
10-20-2005, 05:35 PM
spit back at him and

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 05:42 PM
Zell ate it again so

* White Aeris *
10-20-2005, 05:58 PM
Ultimecia clapped then realised she....

Doomtrain 770
10-20-2005, 06:06 PM
Zell ate it in one

Ultimecia clapped then realised she....
??????

GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 06:07 PM
i edited it
look

Doomtrain 770
10-20-2005, 06:08 PM
now it makes sense.

ffxatticus
10-21-2005, 02:44 AM
got stuck in the large

Jiro
10-21-2005, 06:59 AM
ring of the garden! Then

GunbladeMaster
10-21-2005, 07:40 AM
Odin appeared out of nowhere!

Jiro
10-21-2005, 11:22 AM
He destroyed the undies of

GunbladeMaster
10-21-2005, 11:36 AM
Seifer which made Ultimecia angry...

Jiro
10-21-2005, 01:41 PM
She started to make everyone(s)

GunbladeMaster
10-21-2005, 09:32 PM
wee wees grow really big!

ffxatticus
10-22-2005, 12:06 AM
Squall was very happy because

Jiro
10-22-2005, 01:11 AM
his was miniture. Selphie and

Ultima Shadow
10-22-2005, 01:16 AM
the other perverts wanted to

Gilgamesh of Legends
10-22-2005, 03:00 AM
get some action off rinoa

Jiro
10-22-2005, 06:16 AM
so they kidnapped her and

Christmas
10-22-2005, 06:49 AM
throw rotten tomatoes at her....

TurkSlayer
10-22-2005, 06:56 AM
until she began to scream,

Christmas
10-22-2005, 07:02 AM
and took a chainsaw out......

TurkSlayer
10-22-2005, 07:04 AM
and sawed out Selphie's eyes

Christmas
10-22-2005, 07:05 AM
and along with her legs....

TurkSlayer
10-22-2005, 07:08 AM
ripped out her left arm

Christmas
10-22-2005, 07:09 AM
dug out her internal organs....

TurkSlayer
10-22-2005, 07:12 AM
beat her into the wall

Christmas
10-22-2005, 07:14 AM
and cook her for dinner....

TurkSlayer
10-22-2005, 07:16 AM
Which she feed to Angelo

Christmas
10-22-2005, 07:19 AM
Which she feed to Angelo


Quistis grabbed Angelo and tear her apart

Sorry, but Angelo is already dead. :D

TurkSlayer
10-22-2005, 07:21 AM
Right.....

Which she fed to Laguna

Christmas
10-22-2005, 07:22 AM
who wanted some chilli sauce....

TurkSlayer
10-22-2005, 07:24 AM
made of Selphie's crushed organs

Christmas
10-22-2005, 08:06 AM
he ate it and wanted....

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 09:43 AM
more; he went to Centra.

Christmas
10-22-2005, 09:45 AM
and found a bunch of.....

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 09:47 AM
Shumi organs from Dr. Odine.

Jiro
10-22-2005, 09:54 AM
On the way back he...

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 09:57 AM
was eaten by a Malboro!

Christmas
10-22-2005, 10:11 AM
Kiros and Wards laughed when....

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 10:18 AM
the Malboro spat him out!

Christmas
10-22-2005, 10:19 AM
They proceed to murder Laguna....

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 10:27 AM
but he was saved by

Christmas
10-22-2005, 10:28 AM
a shumi who like Laguna...

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 10:31 AM
so up up and away...

* White Aeris *
10-22-2005, 10:47 AM
the Shumi and Laguna flew...

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 10:49 AM
but Ragnorok crashed into them!

* White Aeris *
10-22-2005, 10:53 AM
But they weren't dead! They....

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 11:17 AM
were saved by PuPu!!! PuPu

Christmas
10-22-2005, 11:18 AM
took Laguna away and eloped....

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 11:24 AM
(period) Pupu and Laguna were married.

Christmas
10-22-2005, 11:33 AM
Laguna got pregnant and wanted....

(Didn't Squall chopped PuPu to pieces long ago....:p )

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 11:46 AM
more kids so Ellone said...

Christmas
10-22-2005, 12:19 PM
"go find the legendary Shumi.....

GunbladeMaster
10-22-2005, 12:22 PM
who resides in your mother."