Things FFVIII Characters Would Never Say...

[*~Angel Wing~*]

I started this thread last time and it lasted a while, until people starting getting REALLY dirty and it was closed. :mad: So can we please keep the posts somewhat appropiate this time? :rolleyes2 :D ;) Oh, and you can repost anything from the last thread if you want. :) :choc2:
:kaohappy2 :spin: HAVE FUN!!! :spin: :kaohappy2

Irvine: WOOO!!! My new favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain!!! :D

Everyone: ..........

Seifer: So you enjoy watching cowboys kiss?

Irvine: You got me. I have a secret passion for that kind of stuff...I have been exposed...:laugh:

[Shiny]

Very well...my last post before the thread got doomed-d-d:

Zell:"I can take you Mike Tyson!"
Cid:"I'm making Seifer in charge."
Quistis:"Congrats, Seifer, for making Seed!"
Squall: "You guys I need a hug."

[Jsb01]

Zell: "eww..hotdogs..."

[Celestial Chimera]

Squall: Rinoa
Rinoa: Yeah?
Squall: I was thinking...
Rinoa: Yes
Squall: I was wondering...
Rinoa: Yes
Squall: You know...I Think we should...
Rinoa: Yes (Oh, Oh, he's gonna ask me the question) *really excited*
Squall: That...that...what...I...mean...is...we...should get married!
Rinoa: What the *beep*! I thought you were gonna ask me to *beep* with you! Urgghhh! (is leaving)
Squall:...Irvine said that's what makes girls like her happy...
Rinoa: Now I have to pay Quitis ten bucks for not losing my virginity before...wait a minute...did he just say...I really *beep* things up! Oh *beep*! Squall wait come back!

[Levian]

Ultimecia: Curse these contagious cowards. My car is crappy, it needs Curaga.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Quistis : Maxx Power is certainly not a manly man beast, and I most definately would not do all kinds of crazy stuff with him in his den.

[Twilight Edge]

edea:Get out of my body!
Ultimecia:Hell no,it's paradise in here.

[Fatal Impurity]

quistis: finally! ive FINALLY got a damn hotdog.....these things are nice, warm and they give you a fuzzy feeling INSIDE...in fact they are perfect for........:D

[NeoCracker]

Squall: My daddy never hugged me, :( (Wait, he would say that, just ignore it.)

Irvine: OOOOOO, bunny :drool:

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Seifer: I got a chicken wuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad

[Twilight Edge]

Fujin:WIMP.
Raijin: Don't say that to my little brother!(Weeps)

Raijin:He's only a yaer-old baby,ya know!

[Fatal Impurity]

squall: i know we've had our differences but i just wanna start again and put it all right...
seifer: man you dont know how much that really means to me......come ere baby and give daddy a kiss....
squall: i never meant to hurt you its just after seeing that brokeback mountain with irvine it just reminded me of what we had....
seifer: oh squallie!!!
squall: oh sefie!!!
*kissing noises ensue*

[Almighty God of Paper]

Ultimecia: Curse these contagious cowards. My car is crappy, it needs Curaga.

Hehehe, that one made me laugh.

Squall: Oh boy, oh boy, what a beautiful day!!! Don't you just love life? It's just so wonderful! I am just SO happy today! I'm always happy; I'm just BURSTING with happiness! Everyone is just so great.

Rinoa: ...Whatever.

Seifer: Gee, Squall is the best guy ever. He and I had so much fun doing arts and crafts and making those little birdfeeders out of pinecones and helping the poor. I never want this day to end!

Selphie: Dear God, I HATE riding in trains. I prefer flying in a giant flying school Garden thing.

Not very creative, but... whatever. (No pun intended.)

[Twilight Edge]

Kid Squall:Want to play war?
Others:.......whatever.

[Shiny]

Rinoa: "I'm sooo buff right now."
Squall: "Pancakes anyone?"

[Twilight Edge]

Sacred:I HATE YOU,BIG BRO.
Minotaur:Why,because I beat you everytime we play paper-scissors-rock?

[*~Angel Wing~*]

squall: i know we've had our differences but i just wanna start again and put it all right...
seifer: man you dont know how much that really means to me......come ere baby and give daddy a kiss....
squall: i never meant to hurt you its just after seeing that brokeback mountain with irvine it just reminded me of what we had....
seifer: oh squallie!!!
squall: oh sefie!!!
*kissing noises ensue*
LOL :laugh:

[Jessweeee♪]

hmm...glad to see this is back, but i hope it doesn't get closed again.

Squall: I lovey wovey you my Zelly poo!!!
Zell: No I lovey wovey you Seifer!
Squall: WHAT! What did you call me?
Zell: um...Squall?
Squall: oh, oops, I thought you said Seifer.
Zell:...

[IpwnUthisMuch|------|]

lol i like the sacred + minotaur one ^,^

[*~Angel Wing~*]

lol i like the sacred + minotaur one ^,^
ha me too :D

[Twilight Edge]

World News Reporter:It's now clear that the 1226 tsunami is caused by Leviathan.
Leviathan:Hell no it's not me!Now you shalt face the wrath of Leviathan!
*Tsunami crushes the studio to pieces(including the people inside)*

[Jessweeee♪]

lol!

[Twilight Edge]

Ifrit hugs Shiva.Suddenly Shiva disappears.

Ifrit:Hey,where are you?
Shiva: Down here.
Ifrit looks down and his eyes widen with shock.
Shiva:Look what you've done.Now I'm a poodle of water.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

^^that's quite funny^^

[Twilight Edge]

Zeus:Hey,I'm a little busy today and can't make the storm on Sin City.
Quezacotl:I'll help.
*uses Thuderstorm*
**due to it's power,everybody in Sin City is zapped to death**

[Leucant]

Irvine picks up the sniper rifle

Irvine: Man i can't wait to pop a cap in this sorceress. I mean i really can't wait to pull the trigger. So uh Squall do you regret lettin those lizards kill Rinoa???

Squall:Not really i mean she was so damn emo and it was kinda fun to watch them eat her. The look on her face man...HA!!! Priceless!

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Squall: I'm happy. :)

Rubedo: :D

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Quistis: Rinoa deserves Squall. My relationship with him is totally professional.
Zell: yeah, whatever.
Quistis: what?
Zell: nothing. want a cucumber?

[Shiny]

Squall: "This yellow stuff in the wine glass doesn't taste like wine..."
Zell: "HAMBURGERS!"

[friedpork]

Sqaull: Oh no, Rinoa is dead and time compression has completed and my ass is starting to hurt
Zell: Dude, thats sucks man, but guess what??
Squall: Sniffling* what...
Zell: I just saved tons of money by switching to Geico!!!!

[Death Penalty]

Irvine:Guys I have some suprising news. I am gay.
Selphie: No duh
Zell: Yeah how else do you explain your amazing sense of fashion
Squall:................................
Rinoa: OMG I knew it I freakin knew.

[Twilight Edge]

Doomtrain:My girlfreind dosen't want me anymore!Wah hah!
*charges down the tracks*
Squall:Summon Doomtrain!
Others:......................RUN!
BANG.
*everything was destroyed in Doomtrain's path*

[Fatal Impurity]

squall: hey i just talked to my past self and i havnt caused a paradox! im invicible! *beats up seifer* man ive ALWAYS wanted to do that!

matron: ahhhh me and my boys.....

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

sorry Draco but your last one hit 9/10 on the crap-o-meter

[Twilight Edge]

OK......

Ultimecia:Griever,make them bleed!
*Greiver cuts a scar in everybody,and everybody bleeds*
Greiver:There!They bleeding!

[McLovin']

Squall: It's over Ultimecia. Goodbye.
Ultimecia: No Squall, it isn't. I have something to reveal to you.
Squall:...What...?
Ultimecia: I am your father!
Squall: What!? Then who is Laguna!!!
Ultimecia: We're lovers.
Squall: Whoa, this is weird.
Ultimecia: Hey Squall.
Squall: Yeah...dad...?
Ultimecia: I'm just joshing ya!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*slices off Ultis head*

[Fatal Impurity]

rinoa: hey squall i have something to reveal to you.....im pregant
squall: omg.....im a father.....
rinoa: yeah a father......erm about that...im sorry to say that its not yours *winks at seifer*
squall: OMG!!!! you cheated on me...with my lover!!! how could you seifer!!! i thought you loved me!!!
seifer: erh yeah just between you and me.....im bi.....
squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! why is my life falling apart!!!
quistis: dont worry squall youve still got me
squall: hey i may be upset and desperate...but im NOT THAT desperate! :D

[friedpork]

*Squall enters the gardens quad*
???: I'll be here...
Squall: Why?
???: I'll be 'waiting' here...
Squall: For what?
???: I'll be waiting here...for you...so
Squall: Huh?
???: If you come here...you'll find me...
Squall: *Looks at nearby curtain*
???: I promise...
Squall: *Looks behind curtain* Zell?
Zell: Araghhh!
Squall: What are you doing back here?
Zell: Ermmmm....Nothing *Hides microphone behind back*

[Jessweeee♪]

*Squall enters the gardens quad*
???: I'll be here...
Squall: Why?
???: I'll be 'waiting' here...
Squall: For what?
???: I'll be waiting here...for you...so
Squall: Huh?
???: If you come here...you'll find me...
Squall: *Looks at nearby curtain*
???: I promise...
Squall: *Looks behind curtain* Zell?
Zell: Araghhh!
Squall: What are you doing back here?
Zell: Ermmmm....Nothing *Hides microphone behind back*


XD that was the best one yet!

Fujin: dodedodooododedoodo!
bababeebada! doodododoo!

[charliepanayi]

Selphie: I f***ing hate trains!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

*Squall enters the gardens quad*
???: I'll be here...
Squall: Why?
???: I'll be 'waiting' here...
Squall: For what?
???: I'll be waiting here...for you...so
Squall: Huh?
???: If you come here...you'll find me...
Squall: *Looks at nearby curtain*
???: I promise...
Squall: *Looks behind curtain* Zell?
Zell: Araghhh!
Squall: What are you doing back here?
Zell: Ermmmm....Nothing *Hides microphone behind back*


XD that was the best one yet!

Fujin: dodedodooododedoodo!
bababeebada! doodododoo!
LOL yeah that was funny...:laugh: This one was pretty funny too...:D

rinoa: hey squall i have something to reveal to you.....im pregant
squall: omg.....im a father.....
rinoa: yeah a father......erm about that...im sorry to say that its not yours *winks at seifer*
squall: OMG!!!! you cheated on me...with my lover!!! how could you seifer!!! i thought you loved me!!!
seifer: erh yeah just between you and me.....im bi.....
squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! why is my life falling apart!!!
quistis: dont worry squall youve still got me
squall: hey i may be upset and desperate...but im NOT THAT desperate! :D
Ha, any diss about Quistis is funny...:D ;)

[Shiny]

Squall: "I can't help it... I'm so EMOtional."
Seifer: "No, Zell, don't put that hotdog there!"
Selphie: "My hair stylist did a fantastic job!"
Quistis: "Hey there wall, I couldn't help but noticing you staring at me. It's okay I have the same feelings." *starts making out with the wall*
Rinoa: "Seifer, I'll take you over Squall any day."
Library Girl: "Do I actually have a purpose in this game?"

[Griff]

Irvine (while standing over wounded random enemy): I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 2 shots, or one? Well in all this excitement I've forgotten myself. But you see this is a Exetor, the most powerful shotgun in the world. It could blow your head clean off. So you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky?
Selphie: HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU TO STOP DOING THAT?!?!!!

[McLovin']

It was early morning at the Galbadia military base, and Major Biggs was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:

"Squall" "Here!" "Zell" "Here!" "Irvine" "Here!" "Wedge" "Here!" "Seeback"

No answer.

"Seeback!"

No answer was heard again.

"SEEBACK!!!"

The troops remained totally silent.

At that point, Wedge whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.

;)

[Jessweeee♪]

lol

Squall: (turns up radio and sings along)I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby!
Selphie: Stop singing before i put a fricken bullet through my head.
Squall: but this is my song...

[Twilight Edge]

*Cerberus convo*
Left:Thundaga!
Right:Tornado!
Center:.......
Left/Right:Hey,say something will ya?*headbutts the center head*
Center:.......
Squall:Hey,you done talking?
Center:SHADDUP!We're using Counter Rockets!Happy now?
*uses Counter Rockets*
*Three rockets fly down on them and blasts their heads off*
Squall and co.:.........

[Levian]

Pandemona: I'm sexy! I'm hot! I'm everything you're not~~ :grinpink:

[friedpork]

Ultmecia: Now i will summon the most powerful gf: go BULL:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

[Twilight Edge]

Squall:Is that what I think it is?
Selphie:It's a building!
Zell:It's a robot!
Laguna:It's Alexander!
*They're all looking at a poster of Robots 2 with Alexander in it*

[Vivisteiner]

Ultmecia: Now i will summon the most powerful GF....GRIEVER. MUHAHAHAHAHA.

Griever: Ulty,.....can you give me some milk....pleasy weasy...I'll lend you my blanky...

Ultimecia: Sure.

(Griever starts to breast feed)

Squall: God Ultimecia's so hot................. sorry Rinoa.

Rinoa: Don't worry. I'm going out with Adel. Now thats one hot looking guy...

[Darth Cid]

Squall: "I hate my life, I got a girl with the IQ of a doorknob hitting on me, I've got a rival with a trenchcoat, and I'm supposed to the lead male, I'm gonna change my name 100 times and eventually slit my wrist."

[Jessweeee♪]

Rinoa: Pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokonosis!
Cid: w00t?
Seifer: eeek! i is afraid of long words!!
Rinoa: OH! I'm sorry i didn't know you had HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA!
Seifer: stop iiiiiiiiiiiit! you're scaring me!!

[Shiny]

ad HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA!
Seifer: stop iiiiiiiiiiiit! you're scaring me!!
Hahahaha! Good one!

P.S. I'm having a "brain fart" right now. Can't of anything. Will edit later...

[*~Angel Wing~*]

I posted this one in the previous thread. I know it's kinda long, but I think it's funny as hell!!! :D :kaolaugh: :laugh:


Squall: BOOYAKA!!!

Selphie: *glares at Squall* Whatever…anyway as I was saying, Laguna…I’m not obsessed with you anymore.

Everyone: *GASP* :eek:

Selphie: Yes yes I know it’s a shock, but I’ve decided…I LIKE WARD NOW!!! *runs off with Ward*

Laguna: CURSE YOU WARD!!! (sigh) I guess I ain’t pimpin’ no more…

Kiros: Stop trying to act black, and like you were ever pimpin’ at all…:rolleyes2

Laguna: SHUT UP!!! *knocks Kiros out cold* Man…that felt good. I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!!! *walks away satisfied* :strut:

Irvine: Some people say I remind them of Michael Jackson, except I like little boys and big boys…:jokey:

Seifer: Hey Zell, I did yo mama…heheheh look, there she is now… *points*

Zell: Um Seifer…that’s Quistis.

Trepe Groupies: ooooh BURN!!!

Seifer: Woah…you’re right!!! There’s not much of a difference though…

Trepe Groupies: ooooh DOUBLE BURN!!!

Zell: HEY!!! Don’t you talk about my mama like that!!! At least she doesn’t look as ugly as Quistis…

Trepe Groupies: ooooh TRIPLE BURN!!!

Quistis: …I am a failure…first as an instructor, and now as a human being. I am not worthy to live in this world...let me get Irvine’s rifle…



*A shot is heard a few moments later…*


Zell: ............

Seifer: ..............

Trepe Groupies: FINALLY!!! You don’t know how long we’ve been waiting for that!!! Now we can idolize…XU!!!

Rinoa: …um…yeah…anyway, speaking of your parents Zell, I found out we have the same dad!!!

Zell: So that means…

Everyone: General Caraway’s a pimp?

Zell & Rinoa: NO!!! It means…*starts to sing* We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!! :D

Squall: BOOYAKA? Wait…Zell, you were at the orphanage with us, so technically you guys aren’t really related.

Zell: …hm…you’re right.…..OH WHAT THE HELL!!! WHO CARES!?!?!

Zell & Rinoa: *continues to sing* Oh yeah!!! We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!

Seifer: Hey Squall…wasn’t last night SOOO AWESOME!?!?!

Everyone: :Oo:

Squall: BOOYAKA!?!?! Um Seifer…remember when you became suicidal after you found out I was straight? And you had to go to counseling ever since? That wasn’t me you were with last night…

Rinoa: Right cuz Squall was with me!!!

Everyone: ......:whaaa:

Rinoa: ….EW YOU PERVS!!! No…it was only dinner.

Seifer: Oh…right…I REMEMBER NOW!!! I was with Irvine last night!!!



*Previous night…*


Irvine: Hey Seifer…you wanna see my never-never land? :jokey:

Seifer: Wow!!! That sounds like fun!!! Where is it?

Irvine: Come to my room and I’ll show you everything…:D



*Back to present…*


Seifer: Wow…I don’t know how I forgot that. I haven’t been with it today…first mixin’ up Ma Dincht and Quistis, and now Squall and Irvine…*takes out home-made pot and starts smoken’ it* Honestly…I don’t know what’s wrong…it’s like my brain’s in a cloud of smoke or something…....

Everyone: …..........:eep:

Cid: Edea and I were never officially married…so we’re gonna go to one of those chapels in Las Vegas!!! Oh and by the way...I sold Garden to a strip club owner.

Seifer: There's gonna be male strippers too right!?!?! Um...I mean I like female strippers and all, but I would prefer male ones…*cough* ....…yeah….....:riiight:

Everyone: ...........

Fujin: PROSTITUTES!!! :smash:

Raijin: Heheheh…yeah ya can’t forget them ya know…;)

Cid: ............. *grabs Edea and leaves*

Irvine: Heheheh……I said I like big boys too......:jokey: :D


:bigbiggri

[Darth Cid]

Squall: *sob sob* Rinoa left me! *sob sob*

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Laguna: I have an arm cramp.

[Twilight Edge]

Ward:I was only pretending to be mute.
Kiros:What?After all these years only you tell us?
Laguna:Yeah!it's hard reafding your face,ya know!
Ward:Well,I thought I needn't talk since you can read me...
Kiros:Sez who?
Laguna:Alright,people.We'll settle this the old-fashioned way.
Kiros:What way?
Ward:He means THAT way.
Laguna:If ward wins,we won't care anymore.If you lose,we'll kill you.
Ward:Really?
Kiros:literally.
Laguna:OK,ready people?1,2,3...
All three:PAPER-SCISSORS-ROCK!

[Rinnoa_Leonheart]

Seifer (to Rinoa): How you doin'?

Squall: Rinoa, we need to talk about aur feelings for each other. You know, get in touch with our enotions.
Rinoa:.....

[FallenAngel411]

Squall: I'm sick of saving towns from various forms of impending doom. There's like ten of us here, and somehow it always comes down to me. I'm taking a vacation. (walks away)

Everyone: .........crap.

[_yeojina_]

Squall: *Gets out of Balamb Garden to head to the Fire Cavern* Hey! I'm suddenly 50 metres tall! *Starts stomping on the ground, enjoying all the little people run out of the Garden, with miniature screams being heard*

Meanwhile, in Ultimecia's castle...

Ultimecia: *Is doing the chicken dance with her speakers on to MAX* Eh? What? K-k-k-kurse you all human beings!!! I will k-k-k-krush you to dust!!! After the dancing marathon's finished... We're all having a great time!!!
Griever: Let's have Ring A Ring A Rosey!

In a different day, at a different time... In Ultimecia's castle... Again...

Rinoa: Squally-poo~!
Squall:Where is Ultimecia?!?!
Ultimecia: *Mumble* Up your bum, idiot!
Squall: I just have the sudden urge to go to the toilet!
*Squall goes to the toilet* *Empties bowels, then finds that he flushed Ultimecia down the toilet*
Zell: ...Frickin' hell! *Punches ground, starts shaking*
Quistis: I TOLD YOU, ZELL, NOT TO PRACTICE YOUR "MY FINAL HEAVEN" MOVE ONCE WE'RE INSIDE!!!
Zell: ...Hehehe...
Selphie: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!! YOU GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT I FOUND!!!
*Selphie points at the Omega Weapon*
Selphie: Since we defeated Ultimecia, I can finally ask whether it wants to play Tea Party and Barbie with me! :D
Irvine: Watch out!!! He's gonna--
*Squall, Zell, Rinoa, Quistis and Irvine watch in shock as Selphie succeeds playing Tea Party and Barbie with the Omega Weapon*
Griever: Can I play too, Selphie?
*Selphie just merely nods*
Squall: Let's go.
*Squall and co. except for Selphie leave*

In Ultimecia's castle, when fighting Griever... Squall has only 3 party members left; Quistis, Rinoa and himself...

Griever: SHOCKWAVE PULSAR!!!
Squall: Oh, crap.

Note: Squall had said this because Quistis, Rinoa and him only have 1 HP left...

[Jessweeee♪]

Squall: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...

And so on.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...

And so on.
lol :D

[_yeojina_]

Squall: THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!! THE--:eek: COOKIES!!! *Rushes to a pack of cookies* I can imagine the Cookie Monster doing that... not that I watch it or anything.

[Shiny]

Haha...cookies! So random! Cept' there is no more cookie monster. There's carrot monster. :(

[Immortal Rain]

Selphie: I um hope there is no more destruction in the world. I now will say I will settle down and go to become a nun.

Squall: Guys I love you and I hope everyone likes flowers cause picked some for each of you as I frolicked in a field of flowers under the pretty morning sun!:)

[HolYuna]

Squall: I F***ING LOVE TRAINS!!
Selphie:...... I hate them...... I've had a terrible childhood, peoples.. feel sorry fer meh..
Zell: Hey, Quistis.. wanna get busy?
Quistis: Sorry.. erm.. me and.. Dia-a..b..los.. kinda... are.. in a relationship!!
Rinoa: Well, Ain't that something? *wink*


xD I tried...

[Rantz]

Squall: *Calls Rinoa*
Rinoa: Yo.
Squall: Hi, it's me, Squall. We met at that SeeD mission yesterday, you remember? I was that guy with the cute smile and the sword that goes "BANG!", you know?
Zell & Seifer: *Giggles in background*
Squall (whispers to Zell): Shut UUUP!
(Back on the phone): Listen, I've been thinking the whole last evening and I like couldn't sleep A MINUTE this night because I like, SOOO got a crush on you!
Zell: Oh no he didn't!
Seifer: *Excessive giggling*
Rumble is heard in the background. Squall comes back to the phone.
Squall (breathing heavily): Anyway, I'd like to ask you out on a date! Y'know, like romantic dinner with candle light, and we could get to know each other like, REALLY well you know!
Rinoa: ... Whatever.

[Jessweeee♪]

Squall: *Calls Rinoa*
Rinoa: Yo.
Squall: Hi, it's me, Squall. We met at that SeeD mission yesterday, you remember? I was that guy with the cute smile and the sword that goes "BANG!", you know?
Zell & Seifer: *Giggles in background*
Squall (whispers to Zell): Shut UUUP!
(Back on the phone): Listen, I've been thinking the whole last evening and I like couldn't sleep A MINUTE this night because I like, SOOO got a crush on you!
Zell: Oh no he didn't!
Seifer: *Excessive giggling*
Rumble is heard in the background. Squall comes back to the phone.
Squall (breathing heavily): Anyway, I'd like to ask you out on a date! Y'know, like romantic dinner with candle light, and we could get to know each other like, REALLY well you know!
Rinoa: ... Whatever.

:exdee:

Zell: WHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!...*whimper* *sniff* :cry:
Selphie: erm...what's wrong Zell?
Zell: Oh! I'm cutting onions...*sniff*
Selphie: Okie Dokie then! *leaves* wait...Zell can't cook!
Zell: Why did NSYNC have to break up WHY?! Why couldn't Barney die instead??? :cry:

[Shiny]

Squall: "Mommy always said not to stand in the rain wearing a shirt that resembled Charlie Brown's. But I didn't listen..."
Cid: "Your mother?! Dude, you're an orphan!"

[Mittopotahis]

Squall: Selphie, can't you be more like Ward?
Selphie: Strong? Couragous? Charming?
Squall: No, mute.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Rinoa: You're all going to die and burn into non existence.
Squall: You possessed again???
Rinoa:*smiles and giggles* Nope. I just felt like saying something really demonic this morning cuz I love to be random like that. *grabs a banana and leaves the room*

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: C'mon everyone, SING WITH MEEE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!! DUM DUM DA DA DUM, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!! DUM DUM DA DA DUM, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED!!! :kaolove:

[DoaJ]

Squall: This one time at band camp...
Rinoa: !!! WTF?!
Zell: Oh yeah!!! I remember that! ewww....good times though...*cough*
Irvine gets a VERY large grin and Quistis begins to cry

[Cledarius]

Laguna: Hey how 'bout buying a map, so we don't get lost?

Ward: Hey people!
Kiros: Huh? I thought you can't talk!?
Ward: Hehe...he....you're right
Ward: ......

Squall: *thinking* Xell is so strong, I like his muscles. he's stronger than me with his bare fists. *throws Gunblade away* Hey people look at me! I'm now like Xell, fighting with fists!
Quistis: Whatever....
Xell: *picks up Gunblade* Yeeeehaaaa, now I finally got a weapon, I was so tired of always kick monsters ass with just my fist.
Squall: WHAT!!!?? Quistis, tell him he CAN'T do that!!!
Quistis: Whatever....
Squall: Give me my Gunblade!!!!
Xell:no......whatever

[_yeojina_]

Squall: Now, I summon... BAHAMUT!!!

...........................

Squall: What's taking so long?
Bahamut: *Pouring beer all over everyone* DIIIIIIIAAAAAAAMMMOOOOOOOND DUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSST............ *Hic*

Another time, another day, another place.

Selphie: Hate! And! War!!!!!!!!

Another time, another day, another place. Again

Rinoa: Now, I shall summon... DOOMTRAIN!

..................................

Rinoa: What's taking so long?
Thomas the Tank Engine: Doomtrain's on his vacation. I'm taking his place.

[Jessweeee♪]

Squall: Now, I summon... BAHAMUT!!!

...........................

Squall: What's taking so long?
Bahamut: *Pouring beer all over everyone* DIIIIIIIAAAAAAAMMMOOOOOOOND DUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSST............ *Hic*

Another time, another day, another place.

Selphie: Hate! And! War!!!!!!!!

Another time, another day, another place. Again

Rinoa: Now, I shall summon... DOOMTRAIN!

..................................

Rinoa: What's taking so long?
Thomas the Tank Engine: Doomtrain's on his vacation. I'm taking his place.

:exdee:

lol.

Zell: OMG!!! OMG!!! It's Chuck N0rris!
Squall: Let's go get an autograph!
Rinoa: NO!!! Don't get so close! CHUCK N0RRIS IS GOING TO EAT U!

[godden18]

seifer;what you doing?

squall;watching the game having a bud

seifer: are you alone?

squall: yo zell pick up the phone its seifer

zell; wazzzzzzzzzzzzzz uppppppppp

seifer wazzzzzzzzzzzz uppppppppp
squall wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz upppppp

[_yeojina_]

When Squall finds out that Laguna is his father...

Squall: Laguna Loire, you killed my father!
Laguna: No, Squall Leonhart, I AM YOUR MOTHER!!! No wait, father, yeah, that's it, father. No, Squall Leonhart, I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Squall: But you're only 10 years older than me!
Laguna: Who gives a damn. Anyways, you know what this means...?
Squall: Yea...
Laguna and Squall: We are family~! I got all my sisters with me~!
Laguna: Wait a minute... I don't have a sister!
Rinoa: Squallypoo~!
Right now, Squall is thinking of getting his Lionheart gunblade and chopping Rinoa's head off with it

Another time, another day, another place.

Laguna: Selphie...
Selphie: ...Yea? What?
Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Selphie* Selphie, will you marry me?
Selphie: Hell no! *Whacks him with her Strange Vision weapon*
Laguna: It was just a joke...*Rubs forehead*

About 5 minutes later...

Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Quistis* Quistis, will you marry me?
Quistis: Let me think about that... NO! *Whips Laguna with her Save the Queen weapon*
Laguna: *Rubs back* But I'm desperate!

About 5 minutes later... again...

Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Rinoa* Rinoa, will you marry me?
Rinoa: Sorry, but I'm engaged to Squall, even though we're going to marry in another 8 years. Right, Squall? *Winks at him*
Squall: That's right!
Laguna: Then I have no other choice.

About 5 minutes later... again...

Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Irvine* Irvine, will you marry me?
Irvine: Sorry, man, but I'm like, a hippie now, and I'm like, with Selphie. She's like, totally my type man. She's all into, like this "Love and Peace" stuff. Later. *Does peace sign*
Laguna: Only one more option.

About another 5 minutes...This is the last time, I promise...

Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Zell* Zell, will you marry me?
Seifer: *Suddenly comes out of nowhere* HE'S MINE, YOU PLAYER!!!
Laguna: Then, Seifer, will you marry me?
Seifer: Only if you teach me how to do that Desperado move of yours.
Laguna: No way, man! That's a secret! When will I get married?

Another 5 minutes later...Seriously, this is the last time...

Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Shiva* Shiva, will you marry me?
Shiva: Yes! I will! *Puts on ring and starts kissing Laguna*

Another 5 minutes later...Trust me, this will be the last time...

Squall: Shiva! You killed my father!
Shiva: I did not! I'm his wife now! But I did freeze him...
Laguna is seen stuck on the ground, perfectly frozen in a kissing position
Rinoa: Don't worry, I can fix this. *Casts Firaga on the Laguna-ice-statue*
Laguna: Aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Hot! Hot! Hot! Sexy! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: *Casts Water on Laguna* All better! *Dusts hands*


~*~FIN~*~

[Shiny]

Squall: "No, Zell, what are you gonna do with that hotdog!"
Zell: "...Eat it..."
Squall: "Dang right you will."

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Laguna: Son!
Squall: Yeah Dad?
Laguna: How's your day, pal?
Squall: Great Dad, how's yours?
Laguna: Super, say son, how'd you like to go fishing this weekend?
Squall: Great Dad, but I've got homework to do!
Laguna: That's all right son, you can do it on the boat!
Squall: Gee!!!
Laguna: Dear, isn't our son swell?
Raine: Yes Dear, isn't life swell?
Laguna kisses Squall and Raine and them punches Squall full in the face. BAM!

[Jessweeee♪]

Laguna: Son!
Squall: Yeah Dad?
Laguna: How's your day, pal?
Squall: Great Dad, how's yours?
Laguna: Super, say son, how'd you like to go fishing this weekend?
Squall: Great Dad, but I've got homework to do!
Laguna: That's all right son, you can do it on the boat!
Squall: Gee!!!
Laguna: Dear, isn't our son swell?
Raine: Yes Dear, isn't life swell?
Laguna kisses Squall and Raine and them punches Squall full in the face. BAM!

hehheh!

Zell: Everyone...I have an announcement to make...
Rinoa: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!
.......
Zell: How did you know?
Rinoa: Women's instincts.
Selphie: Who's the father?
Zell: ummm....*nervously glances between Squall and Rinoa*

[Reddragon]

Ultimecia: People~~~Love~~ and Peace!

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Now here's an impression of life at Seifer's house

Seifer's Dad: (to Seifer) Stupid, worthless, no good, damn, freeloading, son of a *****, retarded, bigmouth, know it all, ***hole, jerk!
Seifer's Mom: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
Seifer's Dad: Shut up! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!
Seifer: What about you Dad?
Seifer's Dad: **** you!
Seifer: No, Dad, what about you?
Seifer's Dad: **** you!
Seifer: NO, DAD, what about you??!
Seifer's Dad: **** you!

Seifer like Squall gets a BAM! in the face

NOTE to Mod: Please delete this if it is too offensive

[happy jack]

zell = wold you not know it i use shockwaves

[muzzer]

Ward after a hard day being mute and stuff: "god i hate pretending to be mute, bit its worth it since they respect me more now, and i can get away with everthing too!"
Kiros: "Ward?, is that you speaking?"
Ward: ............NO


Squall: please, i want to
Cid: no
Squall: Why not, your mean, MEANY!
Cid: Oh ok, here you go
*hands sqaull the microphone*
Squall: *makes fart noise*, he he he

[Twilight Edge]

Rinoa:What're you doing?
Squall:Fixing my gunblade.Piece by piece.
Rinoa:Are you sweating very heavily?The fixing seems tough.
Squall:Am I?But yeah,the fixin' is an Ifrit of a job.
Rinoa:Yeah you are!You having a fever?
Squall:nah.It's because of this...*points at broken gunblade*
Rinoa:Why?
Squall:Seifer broke my gunblade while he was playing with it!WAHHAHAHAHAHAA!*sob*

[~SapphireStar~]

Squall: ... So ... any plans for a movie yet?
Zell: I dont think so, why?
Squall: ... Nothing ... (mutters) Damm Cloud ...

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: ... So ... any plans for a movie yet?
Zell: I dont think so, why?
Squall: ... Nothing ... (mutters) Damm Cloud ...
We must patiently wait...:kaoupset: :eep:

[Fantasy Fan]

Squall: I like dust! :D
Rinoa: You suck
Seifer: C'mon, Squall's not that bad, in bed...

[_yeojina_]

Laguna: Squall, I am your father!
Squall: :eek:
Laguna: What, you weren't supposed to be surprised, you had those weird dreams.
Squall: I know, but I thought it was the black guy.

[friedpork]

Squall: It's time to attack! Arrrrrrrre you ready?
Nida: It's the White seeD ship... We're going there for information...
Squall: Nevermind that, matey! I'd rather have a ship than a floating Garrrrrrden.
Quistis: (To Xu) Ummm... is he becoming a pirate?
Xu: What arrrrrrrre you talking about?
Squall: Enough blabbering! Charrrrrrge!
Irvine: Aye Cap'n! We'll teach them scurvey dogs a thing or two!

*meanwhile*

Seifer: Where the hell is Squall going? I thought they were about to attack us...
Edea: He's obviousy become a pirate, you idiot. This complicates things...
Seifer: Why would it complicate things? Why is he a pirate? HOW CAN YOU BE A PIRATE WHEN GALBADIA AND ESTHAR HAVE LONG-DISTANCE MISSLES?
Edea: Give me any more of that back talk, and I'll have ye walk the plank!
Seifer: (WTF)
Galbadian Soldier: Ready to board the Garden, Cap'n!
Edea: Perfect! Fetch me me sword!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

LOL the last 2 posts were funny!!! :kaolaugh:


Fujin: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! :D

[MR.SUCCESS]

Squall: Cloud and FF7 is so over-rated, I'll take him on anytime
Zell: I'm sure you can, but don't get another scar on the other side of your face
Squall: Are you crazy, his big and fake plastic sword would never touch me
Seifer: Yeah, sure that's what you said to me before we fought that one time.

[Laguna]

One thing that Squall would never say:

Quistis: Don't you ever open up to anyone?
Squall: *breaks down and cries* I miss big sis'! Let me share my feelings with you! T.T

[Serapy]

One thing that Squall would never say:

Quistis: Don't you ever open up to anyone?
Squall: *breaks down and cries* I miss big sis'! Let me share my feelings with you! T.T

*Squall has flu, so he goes into his bedroom, locked his door up*

*Squall puts one of his finger up to his nose so hard and started cleaning them away, which takes forever because his nose is being blocked strongly*

*Quistis was looking for Squall because she needs to tell him something personal, however she is apporaching to Squall's bedroom

*Quistis is knocking the door and started talking through the door*

Quistis : Hello, Squall?

*Squall isn't paying attention*

Squall : Mhmm hmmm hmmmm.. this is feeling good

Quistis : That's you, isn't it?

*Squall moans*

Squall : Mhhmmm... I haven't done like this before

*Squall is fingering his nose like a retard boy*

Squall : Ahhh yes! This stuff is coming out, yay

Squall : Oh damn, I need the tissue to get it away

Quistis : My god, what the hell are you doing?!?!?

Squall : HUH? is that you, Quistis?

*Squall found tissue on his desk and blows so hard*

Quistis : Oh my god, Squall! Do you know that masturbation is strictly forbidden in the garden? Oh my god, Squall!

*Quistis panics*

Squall : HUH? What's masturbation, hold on.. let me finish for a bit.

*Quistis then started feeling embrassassing*

Quistis : I don't know what to say, Squall. I better not interrupt you, so I must get going now, see you later.

*Squall is still cleaning his nose, without paying attention :greenie:

[Laguna]

Oh dear :p

Keeping it simple:

Seifer: What you gunna do chicken-wuss?
Zell: Oh grow up Seifer, Im not going to rise to your obvious bait. I suggest you take a good hard look at how childish you're being and come back to me when you're going to talk like an adult. Good day sir!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: Cloud and FF7 is so over-rated, I'll take him on anytime

Squall: Are you crazy, his big and fake plastic sword would never touch me

That should be posted under "Things FFVIII Characters Would Say" cuz that is SOOO TRUE!!! :thumb:

[Serapy]

Squall : Rinoa...
Rinoa : Yes?
Squall : I really don't know how to say this, but now.. I've figured out that I need to tell you something.
Rinoa : What's wrong, Squall?
*Squall comes closer to Rinoa and hold her hands*
Squall : .... I love you, I really do...
Squall : I'm sorry, I'm really scared that if I said that then it would ruin everything between us..
Rinoa : Awwwwwwwwwww, that's very sweet of you!
Rinoa : Don't worry, Squall! I have been expecting for you to say that! I love you too!
*Both of them started cuddling* :love:

-

*Zell started eating hot-dog!*
Zell : Man, you gotta love this hot-dog stuff!
Seifer : Haha, finally. You aren't a chicken-wuss anymore.
Zell : Really?
Seifer : But guess what?
Seifer : You are officially a dog-wuss!

[_yeojina_]

This one's hilarious. I think it is, anyways.

Le click. (http://www.azure-reflection.net/gatorade.gif)

Squall: At least we could afford Rinoa's wings. Unlike Sephiroth, Square didn't have enough money for two wings. Poor them.

Selphie's gonna get it soon.

Look below.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: At least we could afford Rinoa's wings. Unlike Sephiroth, Square didn't have enough money for two wings. Poor them.

:kaolaugh: :laugh: LOL :laugh: :kaolaugh:

[Fantasy Fan]

Squall: Cloud and FF7 is so over-rated, I'll take him on anytime

Squall: Are you crazy, his big and fake plastic sword would never touch me

That should be posted under "Things FFVIII Characters Would Say" cuz that is SOOO TRUE!!! :thumb:
yes, yes it should! :D

This is the bit after Squall just gave Seifer a scar that Square cut out

Seifer: Oh yeah, I bet my dad could beat your dad.
Squall: Nuh uh.
Seifer: Yes he will!
Squall: But Laguna could own everyone.
Square: You're not supposed to know that yet. *edits the footage*

[_yeojina_]

Squall: I'm happy.

In an alternate universe... Squall is rushing to random people, saying...

Squall: LET'S BE FRIENDS!!! YAY~!

[Twilight Edge]

Squall:How the hell do you fuse a gun and a sword?
Square:With a little bit of magic!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

This is the dialogue I used for one of my posts in the FFVIII Funny Captions thread. :D



Seifer: Hey who wants to watch me suck milk from a cow's utter and squirt it out my nose?

*he does it*

Seifer: TA-DA!!!

Zell: All right, do that again. Except this time squirt the milk out from your other end. :D

Seifer: Hmph fine. Watch this!!!

Zell: Heheheh...this shoud be interesting.

Rinoa: Ew this is SOOO GROSS!!! I can't watch!!!

Squall: ..........whatever.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Squall: Could you guys at Eoff stop picking fun at me and all my mates

[Fantasy Fan]

Zell: I like Seifer more than Squall.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Zell : Hey baby! It's the love machine!

[Serapy]

Squall : I need a watch.
Edea : What for?
Squall : Time compression.

[BardTard]

Squall looks cautiously to make sure nobody is around and starts bustin a move while singing to the radio

Squall: What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat

Selphie and Rinoa walk in, without Squall realizing,

Squall: me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi

Selphie: OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

[_yeojina_]

Seifer: Wanna play soccer?
Squall and co.: Alright!

And the game is on. Seifer kicks the ball to Rinoa, who gets hit on the nose, giving her a nose bleed, but she gets Cured. Rinoa passes it to Squall (surprise surprise) who passes it to Irvine, who kicks it really high. Zell prepares for a heading, but a BANG is heard instead.

Quistis: Now we need a new ball, you chicken-wuss!
Seifer: That was my line!
Quistis: Well, too bad, hun! *Sticks tongue out*

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall looks cautiously to make sure nobody is around and starts bustin a move while singing to the radio

Squall: What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat

Selphie and Rinoa walk in, without Squall realizing,

Squall: me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi

Selphie: OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
LOL :laugh:

[BardTard]

Selphie: I'll start. ZELL! Truth or Dare?
Zell: Uhm... uh... dare.
Selphie: I dare you to put this on. In front of us.
Selphie hands Zell a sexy leather outfit.
Seifer: Hey, that's mi-
Everyone looks at Seifer and he looks down, shamefully.
Zell takes off his clothes and puts on the sexy leather outfit on.
Zell: Truth or dare, Quistis?
Quistis: Truth.
Zell: If you could do ONE of your students, who would it be?
Quistis looks nervously looks around the room.
Quistis: Dare.
Zell: I dare you to tell me who you'd sleep with!
Quistis: Fine! Selphie! Okay?!
Selphie: Oh my gosh, really?!
Quistis and Selphie make out.
Squall: What about me?
Zell: What about YOU? What about me? I thought we shared something, Squall!
Irvine: So... who's up for spin the bottle?
Everybody except Squall, Zell, Selphie and Quistis agrees.
Irvine: I'll go first.
Rinoa flirts with Irvine.
Irvine spins and it stops on Seifer.
Irvine: AAAHHH!!! NOOO!!!
Seifer: Hey, rules are rules.
Seifer pounces on top of Irvine and makes out with him.
Fujin: BORED.
Raijin: I'm in the mood to fight some monsters, ya know?!
Fujin: BYE.
Fujin and Raijin leave.
Ellone and Rinoa awkwardly stare at eachother.
Ellone: So...
Rinoa: Yeah?
Ellone: What do you wanna do?
Rinoa: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
Ellone: I dunno, what do you wanna do?

[Shiny]

Zell: "Rideeee ze shoopuf?"
Squall: "¿¡QUE?!"

[Rantz]

Cafeteria Lady: "..."

Oh, and here's another one:

Timber Maniacs editor: "..."

[Jessweeee♪]

Zell: "Rideeee ze shoopuf?"
Squall: "¿¡QUE?!"

funny funny

[Laugh at face of Danger]

Ultimecia: Griever, make them bleed!
*Ultimecia summons Griever*
Griever: I'm just a fluffy wuffy kitten *rolls over*

[Yew-Yevon]

Sqawl-''Sould I get a swedish facial? or just shave my head?''

Syfer- "you realy wnat me to answer that?"

[Jessweeee♪]

Ultimecia: "I shall junction myself unto...my breasts!!!"
maybe i said this already, can't remember:
Shiva: ThEy HaVe HeRpEs??

[daggertrepe]

Squall: Cloud and FF7 is so over-rated, I'll take him on anytime

Squall: Are you crazy, his big and fake plastic sword would never touch me

That should be posted under "Things FFVIII Characters Would Say" cuz that is SOOO TRUE!!! :thumb:

Umm...actually...FFVII is not overrrated, you all just don't appreciate it's goodness.

[_yeojina_]

Ultimecia auditions!

Ultimecia 1: Zis iz-a me! Ultimezia!
Director: Next!
Ultimecia 2: It's-a me! Mario! Wait, hang on...
Director: Nextt!
Ultimecia: Kurse all those shiny --*Le gaspeth!* --Cookies~!
Le fin.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: Cloud and FF7 is so over-rated, I'll take him on anytime

Squall: Are you crazy, his big and fake plastic sword would never touch me

That should be posted under "Things FFVIII Characters Would Say" cuz that is SOOO TRUE!!! :thumb:

Umm...actually...FFVII is not overrrated, you all just don't appreciate it's goodness.
FFVII was a good game, BUT it will never compete with FFVIII!!! :nonono:



:kaohappy2 :heart: Final Fantasy VIII = Best Game Ever!!! :heart: :kaohappy2

[Jessweeee♪]

(just after defeating Ulty)
Squall: w00t! w00t!
Odine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My Ultimecia! *throws a phoenix down on her*
Ulty: mWahahaAha *defeats the party* Now I shall rule the world through time compression!!! *time compresses and no one is left but Ultimecia* .................
.......
.........i'm so lonely....

[Aerith's Knight]

Zell: "hmm.. nice castle.. maybe ill keep it as my secret hot dog labratory"

Squall: (whole promise scene)...I promise
Rinoa: sry what?.. i was thinking about candy bracelets.

Squall: "I wish my gunblade wasnt so heavy"

[Comet]

Laguna: 'Let's take a break...finding Ellone is just too DAMN HARD! :eek:

Ward: 'I'm not hungry, soz.

Irvine: Sorry, Selphie, I don't think we should have sex just yet.

Selphie: Eugh, I hate trains.

[Hazzard]

Squall : 'Rinoa, how's things going with Quistis, considering you two are all lesbian now, and I'm with my baby, Zelly?!'

Rinoa : 'HER NAME'S PRONOUNCED KEY-TIS, not queer-tis...and things are going alright'

Squall : 'Jolly good! I think Zelly said he's up for a double date, and wants to tackle some hotdogs! You and KEY-TIS up for it?'

Rinoa : '...Whatever'

[Aerith's Knight]

Squall: "dear diary..."

Rinoa: "whats a home without a princess" (cmon you gotta get that)

Ultimecia: "Rinoa's got a nice ass for a white chick"

[Sword]

Squall: YAAAY!

Zell: Pokeball GO!

Rinoa: Zell...I want your tatoo

Selphie: F****** time compression...

Irvine: Hey Selphie do you know where I get any ammo for this thing?...Cos all the ammo I have is right here *grins and points at crotch*

Quistis: AAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!

[Jessweeee♪]

Zell: Pokeball GO!

Quistis: AAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!

Those made me laugh so hard XD


I'm glad this thread is back n.n

I'm sure I (or someone else) said this already, but whatever...

Squall: Train♫ Train♫ Take us away♫ Far, far away♫ to the future we will go♫ where it takes us no one knows!♫

[Aerith's Knight]

Squall: *grins*.. *trembles*.. muhaha.. *coughs* .. MUHAHAHAH HAHA (evil laugh) .. *falls to ground* .. MUWHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA.. *wheezes*..
Zell: the joke wasnt that funny

Edea: "why doesnt this stupid fan on the back of my head go off"

[Psychotic]

Please don't revive threads that have not been posted in for a year.

If you like the topic, you can always remake it. :)