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Can YOU eat five saltine crackers in under a minute without chugging down a glass of anything liquid in between crackers? Apparently, Joel did it in 59 seconds. Let's see if anyone can legitimately break that record. <3
I Took the Red Pill
08-15-2006, 10:58 PM
I've tried this before and almost choked. It was fun.
I couldn't do it in under a minute though.
edczxcvbnm
08-15-2006, 11:00 PM
Saltine crackers are my thing. I eat them by the truck load with out any liquids. I will have to wait till I get home first and prepare the test. Start out with ten and work my way to an even more assured victory later.
5 is for pussies and babies. I saw an ant slam down 6 in a minute one time.
Tavrobel
08-15-2006, 11:05 PM
If this is a challenge, then I regularly complete it in forty-five seconds.
Yamaneko
08-15-2006, 11:08 PM
I could eat an entire package in under a minute. What's so hard?
Dreddz
08-15-2006, 11:21 PM
Isnt the world record three in a minute ?
Im going to try, if I can, I might video tape it and post it up.....thats if I can...
licence
08-15-2006, 11:23 PM
Saltine Crackers?
Moon Rabbits
08-15-2006, 11:34 PM
Saltine crackers + Peanut Butter / Milk = the only way I eat it.
Vikeve
08-15-2006, 11:42 PM
I have a friend who tried that he probably would have made it but he started laughing then he fell onto the ground choking. It was funny.
Doomie
08-15-2006, 11:47 PM
Dude, I take them by the package, sit in front of the TV, flip on a pre-season football game, and munch them down, no liquid.
NorthernChaosGod
08-16-2006, 12:33 AM
I have a Wal-Mart right across the street, I will try and get some later and top that.
Fuego
08-16-2006, 04:03 AM
I had to once eat 6 packets of saltines the ones with like 2 per packet ... don't ask ... i thought i was gonna die and took forever to rehydrate . (btw this took longer that a min to do.)
Zeromus_X
08-16-2006, 04:11 AM
I tried doing this (with my friends), but I could only get four down. :/
I gave up at two. xD I could've kept going but I saw little point.
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