Rio de Emocion

I saw a NatGeo documentary about North Korea yesterday. Of course we all know it's pretty much the most retarded country in the world, and the doc did a good job of confirming that once again. They managed to convince the regime to let in a camera crew into the country because they were travelling with an eye surgeon who was going there to teach their doctors how to perform basic surgery on people suffering from blindness because of cataracts (caused by their crap nutrition).

I think it's pretty amazing how smurfed these people are. Not only is it one of the poorest countries in the world, they're being led to believe by the government (which is the only source of information they get) that the rest of the world is even worse off. They're also being indoctrinated from birth to believe their supreme leader is some kind of god, while he's actually just a supreme retard. Thousands of people try to flee to China each year because even though that's also a communist dictatorship where they bust a cap in yo ass for critizing the regime, it's actually a shiny beacon of freedom and liberty compared to North Korea.

And that's not even mentioning the millions of people suffering from malnutrition or locked up in prison camps, or both. There's an entire generation of kids growing all smurfed up like just because they don't get enough smurfing rice. Despite his glorious wisdom, the supreme leader apparently hasn't realized that in a few decades there will be no one left to do his slave labor for him.

I can only wonder how long it'll be before the country either collapses upon itself, or that giant cockroach on the throne makes some crazy move out of desperation or sheer insanity and starts a war. It's one crazy world out there !