I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Time is becoming strange.

@commentbelow: Haha, I was in here to check that exact same thing.

you were in a dream I had the other day, and I was a bit of an ass towards you in it. I felt bad when I woke up, and I just want you to know that I'm sorry.

What happened to your FB?

miss you

Fairy enough. I don't have a snapchat. I got it for exactly 1 day and then deleted it. Too many penises.

Meatspace is no place for a strapping young lad. Try Xanga or Google+. I hear those are all the rage.

you remind me of holden from catcher in the Rye but in a good way as i thought he was really cool! how've you been XD

How am I supposed to stalk you?

I guess you're too cool for FB now.