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  2. BLOG

    I couldn't think of a better title.

    So I haven't been online since April, because I've been staying with my mom who decided she hates the internet.

    Since April, I have received my green card to be a permanent resident of the US and I will be moving to South Carolina in October , which I am very excited about.

    In other news, I grew my nails out and have become mildly obsessed with nail polish.
  3. I'm a giant moron

    I've now got 3 full time jobs, 2 with contracts.
    I'm a moron.

    I work at a cellphone company, a real estate office, and a pizzaria.

    Goodbye double daves, I quit.
  4. Small regrets

    last night ive been thinking about something that happened 2 years ago..

    1 day i saw my dog drewling bad at one side of his mouth. when i looked i saw that the tip of his big tooth was broken off.

    apearently it happened when he was playing with my dad..
    my dad threw some rocks in the water and the dog went after it, but 1x he was a little too fast and actualy caught the rock.

    so we went to the vet.
    we came there, they guided us to an examination ...
  5. Dietary Adventures Part 3: Where I give you an update

    I haven't had time to get to the follow up for my last post, so I thought I'd give a quick update instead.

    My first week was something of a wash. My wife was in the hospital for some minor surgery in the middle of the week so I was grabbing meals where I could get them and wasn't always making great choices due to general fatigue and disinterest since I was spending my time either working, or with her in the hospital for a few days. But of course, the most important thing to do when ...
  6. Abraham lincoln: vampire hunter

    Who the hell came up with this movie?

    i meen seriously!!

    i think they just put 2 bowls on the table.
    1 with random celebrity names, and in the other one (fantasy) jobs etc..

    Abraham lincoln.. a vampire hunter..
    there is just no connection at all

    whats next?
    Elvis presley werewolf hunter?
  7. Happy Deathday

    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    Today is the 106th anniversary of Raistlin's death, and as with every year we takt this day to talk about our flavorite things about Raistlins hair before he died and it decided to go fro on us.

    But before we begin, let us begin by singing the traditional deathday song.

    In the days of great darkness,
    the rabbits roamed the land,

    The dovahkiin was gone,
    no heroes to land a hand,
    Misery and dirty nappies
    had formed an evil band,
  8. The Time has come again my children.

    In one week, the Babes Rise once more.

    With 30 new contestantes, will they dethrone the remaining 34 from last years brutal competition? Or will they fall to the wayside against the tournaments seasoned vets?

    Join in on The Tournament of Game Babes.
  9. Dietary Adventures Part 2: How we get fat

    I realized after my last post that glossing over the details of what I'm doing and why in a few paragraphs and recommending people read a book or watch a documentary to better understand what I'm doing is a silly way to go about things. So I'm going to talk a bit today about how the body stores fat, and why I'm choosing specifically to go with a low carb diet (or more accurately for me at the moment, extremely low carb). I realize that all of my talk of aiming for so many grams of this or that with ...
  10. New movie names

    Moral Kombat.
    -Like Mortal Kombat, except people don't get to cheat by turning into dragons and freezing each other and tit.

    A Cockwork Orange
    -Chronicles the life of a citrus abused by a lonely migrant worker

    Forrest Gum
    -Documentary on rubber trees in South America owned by the Wrigley company

    -Charlie Sheen finds Plato alive in a vietcong rathole tunnel. ...