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  1. Yay for more juicy personal stories!

    I have no idea why but I like to blog about my sex life here, maybe because I really don't have anywhere else to do it. If you don't like it don't read it.

    Had some more great sex today. Or as we call it, we made some great love today. Tried some new positions. We don't do it for the physical pleasure...more like for the great feeling of being so close emotionally and bonding ourselves as one. We're young and in love and it feels amazing.

    Cheesy, I know.
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  2. Oh snap

    Gah, I just realized it's been seven years since my father passed away to cancer.

    RIP dad.
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  3. I've a bad feeling about this...

    I don't know man, I think it might be the timing since the gang wars just ended and it's been about two months since Jiro hosted the last official screen name tournament (the one where Jessweeee won and Melissaur changed her name to her new long and dumb name which I shall not use but will have to since it references the Fresh Prince afterwards.), so that may be why the new All Star Screen Name Tournament is being ignored. Granted, it's only been a day since I posted. Usually I have about 10 votes ...
  4. Homeless Mcdonians with coffee cups who stare at my rear as I clean tables

    So this homeless guy moved into the Mcdonalds lobby where I work. He's not messy or anything, but he does smell a bit, and when he first came in he bought a coffee cup and has probably had 30 something free refills. Every time I walk throught the lobby, he switches tables as if switching tables will make me not notice him, and he stares at me while I am cleaning the lobby, like he is eye raping me or something. So, I was wondering, how do you get rid of a hobo? Also, he never opens his bag, ...
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  5. Bold what applies

    Yeah, I have no life and I love doing these kind of things.

    bold what applies to you

    I have/had piercings besides the ears.
    I want piercings besides the ears.
    I have many scars.
    I tan easily.
    I wish my hair was a different color.
    I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    I have/want a tattoo.
    I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
    I have/had braces.

    I have more than two piercings. ...
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  6. Big life-changing event.

    I hate keeping secrets, so.

    I lost my virginity today.

    It was nice. We did it in a grassy secluded meadow near the woods. Hurt just a little, but it felt good being so close to my boyfriend, looking into his eyes the whole time. It was truly bonding, permanently, and afterwards we held each other and whispered how much we care for each other. Then we went over to his house and had dinner with his family and went out for water ice.

    But damn, what a night...I ...
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  7. I'm gonna post a blog about vaginas.

    The proper pluralization is actually vaginae I think. Firefox likes it well enough.

    They are pretty righteous but sometimes they can be a pain in the...well. Not ass. But a pain. I guess that's true for everything, though.

    I have one.

    I don't think I've ever heard of someone having two but I haven't researched that topic.

    Some googlin' led me to a lady who had two, but she had surgery to only have one. Those guys who split their penis ...
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  8. Happy Independence Day!

    MY BOYFRIEND IS COMING HOME FROM VACATION TODAY!
    AND HE'S TAKING ME TO GO SEE THE FIREWORKS WITH HIS FAMILY!
    I'm so excited. I have never gone 10 freaking days without seeing him since we first met. I'm probably gonna tackle him and crush his ribs from the giant bear hug I'm gonna give him.

    Also, another "best friend who promised she would never leave me" turned on me. Saying I've changed. I don't see how I've changed except grown a spine, overcome my depression ...
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  9. On my way to Boston...

    ...Still. 7 hours to go. Yay for wi-fi. I'm tired and there is someone sitting next to me so I can't make my lunchables. I want my lunchables!

    Anyways, as a side note, I have decided to share a recipe with everyone. It has come to my attention (through my trips to Boston) that most of the world does not know what a Poutine is, unless you live in Canada in the province of Quebec and surrounding Ottawa, Ontario region. It's one of my three favorite foods.

    Ingredients: ...
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  10. Ugh. The Save Crystal.

    by , 07-01-2011 at 01:59 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I've fallen victim to the save crystal glitch in the Northern Crater and I've lost over 50 hours of play.

    My last non-messed up save is just before the temple of the ancients.

    I don't know what all this returners/warriors thing is all about but this glitch has forced me to side with whichever groups aren't affiliated with 7.

    The hardest part? I have to watch Aeris die all over again...


    ...can a heart break twice?