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  1. I am making pizza

    by , 07-14-2011 at 01:26 PM (Parkers Poop Paradise)
    I am so excited.!

    The dough is rising atm........takes a few hours so i thought i'd write a blog! about pizza!

    the dough should make two pizzas so i am thinking ham and oyster mushroom on one (i dunno how well oyster mushroom goes on pizza and ive never had it before but it was on sale so i grabbed it!) and pepperoni and mozz on t'other? The toppings arent important for this experiment because Im concentrating on the sauce!

    Ive never made sauce before!! ...
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  2. I'm back

    from my moms. I just took one flight and now I have to wait for my connecting flight. That was a long week. I am tired and I want to sleep. Planes scare the poop out of me.

    Anyways, HI EVERYONE!!! Your lives may now resume since I have returned.
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  3. Parking...

    So im trying to not spend that much money these days, becaus next week im going on vacation, and serveral weeks after that ill be going on internship in Sweden.

    With my class we went to a bar/restaurant (whatever u wanna call it ^^) for a drink and a bite to close the schoolyear.
    I asked my mom if i could get the car becaus my 'boss' is on vacation, and me and his son have to run the whole place (wich im kinda proud of.. ... becaus he trusts me so much). so first i had to go ...
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  4. I'm not a vampire

    I learned I'm not a vampire and I'm not a zombie. Upon ingesting lots of blood, they make you stay overnight in a hospital. My surgery went well just my recovery not so much. Now I have happy fun pain pills! And LOTS of them. I feel compelled to abuse them and be a cool kid but I really haven't had to use them that much. I'm just a hard cookie like that I guess.

    I'm on steroids again so that blows. 3rd time in like 3 months, it's caused me to gain weight and I am not happy about ...
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  5. Yay for more juicy personal stories!

    I have no idea why but I like to blog about my sex life here, maybe because I really don't have anywhere else to do it. If you don't like it don't read it.

    Had some more great sex today. Or as we call it, we made some great love today. Tried some new positions. We don't do it for the physical pleasure...more like for the great feeling of being so close emotionally and bonding ourselves as one. We're young and in love and it feels amazing.

    Cheesy, I know.
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  6. Oh snap

    Gah, I just realized it's been seven years since my father passed away to cancer.

    RIP dad.
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  7. I've a bad feeling about this...

    I don't know man, I think it might be the timing since the gang wars just ended and it's been about two months since Jiro hosted the last official screen name tournament (the one where Jessweeee won and Melissaur changed her name to her new long and dumb name which I shall not use but will have to since it references the Fresh Prince afterwards.), so that may be why the new All Star Screen Name Tournament is being ignored. Granted, it's only been a day since I posted. Usually I have about 10 votes ...
  8. Homeless Mcdonians with coffee cups who stare at my rear as I clean tables

    So this homeless guy moved into the Mcdonalds lobby where I work. He's not messy or anything, but he does smell a bit, and when he first came in he bought a coffee cup and has probably had 30 something free refills. Every time I walk throught the lobby, he switches tables as if switching tables will make me not notice him, and he stares at me while I am cleaning the lobby, like he is eye raping me or something. So, I was wondering, how do you get rid of a hobo? Also, he never opens his bag, ...
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  9. Bold what applies

    Yeah, I have no life and I love doing these kind of things.

    bold what applies to you

    I have/had piercings besides the ears.
    I want piercings besides the ears.
    I have many scars.
    I tan easily.
    I wish my hair was a different color.
    I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    I have/want a tattoo.
    I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
    I have/had braces.

    I have more than two piercings. ...
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  10. Big life-changing event.

    I hate keeping secrets, so.

    I lost my virginity today.

    It was nice. We did it in a grassy secluded meadow near the woods. Hurt just a little, but it felt good being so close to my boyfriend, looking into his eyes the whole time. It was truly bonding, permanently, and afterwards we held each other and whispered how much we care for each other. Then we went over to his house and had dinner with his family and went out for water ice.

    But damn, what a night...I ...
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