It takes about two to three days of being on the road to develop the nice hobo smell I mentioned earlier. That’s three days of walking around and sweating with a full backpack in the same clothes. Did I mention it's over 30 degrees? Whereas I don’t really care what I look or smell like in most Chinese places, I have to admit to feeling like a no-good bum upon arrival in Shanghai, after five days of traveling around from one hopeless place to another. ...
Presented by: Copypasta™ I felt like I was stuck on some really troutty stage in Sonic the Hedgehog for a few months there, moving super fast and spinning in circles and generally failing at doing both of those things efficiently. But recently, it's like I've finally beaten that stage and progressed to the Bonus Stage. Now all I have to do is collect a metric smurfton of rings before the timer runs out, and I'm a winner regardless. This is a good feeling. ...
A bunch of people know about all of this already, but.. It's still bothering me to no end. Dude dropped this major bomb on me on Sunday talkin' about how "we" have to move to NYC after he gets out of the army. "We" don't have to do sh**. I'm not going to NYC to -live- there. Hell to the no. Something about he -has- to go to avoid jail time over this whole marriage arrangement he's had going on for several years. I told him ...
Ten years ago today, I was a teenager catching a bus at 5am to go meet some American hooligan at the airport. And look at us now! Who knew I would accidentally find a dashing, stubborn, and intelligent fellow who would check all the zoo/museum enclosures so I don't have to see any _________, make singing along to the radio the funniest thing ever, be able to find, identify and point out birds before I've even noticed them, and knock out a Dostoevsky like it ain't no thang? Certainly not me. ...
I'm not sure if it's because im quite irritable today or what but this email I just got simply annoys the crap out of me. This was an email from my freshman seminar speech prof about the topic of our final speech. For some reason the instructions piss me off, let's see if you can figure out why. "With your team, you will write a speech that is reflective of how you were inspired by the movie viewed in class and present it in a final competition" Of ...
It's November here in our crazy, screwed up little world and while advertisers and stores are already gearing up for Christmas, the rest of us are getting ready to celebrate the day we fatten up a bunch of Native Americans before brutally slaughtering and raping their land. And in honor of that glorious day I bring to you, 'ThanksGaming' a time where we can take a look back fondly on the video games of our childhood whether you grew up in the 70's, 80's, 90's or the 00's. If it was a part of ...
i am always having it so cold in the living room. ive put on my warmest sweater and even thermo-underwear and thick socks under some comfy 'training pants' even though the thermostat says its a good 19 degrees, im still cold.. But i have a theory why.. maybe it is becaus.. my dad leaves EVERY FREAKING DOOR WIDE OPEN. i am seriously getting tired of closing every damn door behind him. he goes to the shed to get something.. ...
A year ago today, we lost my Smelly. I miss her terribly. She was an incredible soul. So sweet and funny. She lived to be a ripe old age for a Boxer, and had as good a life as possible, even though my mom never cared for her or loved her like she should've. But, I didn't realize it'd been a year already until a couple of hours ago. And I've been crying on and off ever since. ...
Capping off this year's Halloween Month is none other than F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin developed by Monolith Productions and published by WB Games for the PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. As indicated above I will be going over the Xbox 360 port of the game. F.E.A.R. 2 picks up a good thirty minutes before the ending of its predecessor and you take point as Michael Becket, a member of the Delta Force unit, Dark Alpha. You have been ...
Talked to my mom for a minute just now. My aunt (her older sister) is back in the hospital and her lung cancer came back after the doctors said they'd gotten all of it the first time. They'd removed part of her lungs and said she was in the clear. But no. It's back and now it's spread to her lymph nodes. I'm not sure how I feel about it.. I used to be close to her, but haven't been in a really long time. I haven't even seen her since like 2004 much less spoken ...