Conversation Between Larahl and I Took the Red Pill

You're the guy who took the blue pill, right?

Of course I remember you! How've you been, buddy?

dude what's up? remember me?

OMG! I wuv u. Why did you leave me? ):

hello old friend

It's pretty much a safe assumption that if I'm talking to you/thinking about you I'm naked.

And masturbating (just in case there were any ambiguities surrounding the first sentence).

Don't apologize. Get naked.

i srry

When was the last time you send flowers to me, eh?
That's it! You sleep on the couch tonight, mister!

I miss you too, man!
seriously, what happened to your LJ?

I miss you