I'm not calling you my pupil, I'm calling you a Pupil... (SPOILER)It was a bad pun based on your profile Occupation...
Pupil, what do you see?
The livestock shows it's true color. Black. Know, ye evil, that the General is at my flank, and you may not get to her, not by a long shot, without facing every Paladin of the Light. Her included. I only vouch for her protection to boost her personal sense of security. I have no doubts, really, that the General could take all your puny lot by herself.
Sapphire! I don't know if I can wage war against you. I like you too much. I mean, Sheepy is just a sheep loving power mongrel who only aligns herself with those whom she will use up and would later destroy. You are more precious. Don't you want to be treated the way you deserve? I- I want you with me. Come with me, General.
What a disgusting display of sniveling nonsense. Both of you are ridiculous! Look at how this wicked game takes a toll on you, Sapphire. Come with me, and you can be happy. You can fill your posts with and never see the accursed face of ever again! Besides, she used to make fun of you in the PMs before she knew that she needed you. Can't you see that the Lady is just an empty wretch screaming for all of you to back her, HER, now that Omega doesn't care for her assistance anymore? Omega is with me!!!!!!!!!!!
General, leave LotS and join me! You know you're smarter than her and her wool brain! Remember how she cried and broke down as you answered the riddles? She's emotionally unstable! Perpetually unreliabe! She chooses a metaphorical nameless red bull to be her 3rd in command. You are above this sharade! Come with me, and we will overthrow her wild, tyrannical will together!
Lady, don't be a tool for one's who would kill you. You poor thing. You are like a socket wrench. You are useful when the time comes, but then your master will tear you apart and leave you sitting in a dusty box for years. Join me, Lady, and you will be my Hammer! Your sheep will be my nails! And I will use you and your sheep to build me a fine house on the lake conquer all in the name of self-righteousness!!!
General, the time to act is now. Lady is powerless without her master. She has only her tasty sheep to save her, and all we want is to eat lambchops with mint jelly anyway, yes? So come! Grab a chainsaw! Grab a propane grill! Let us feast like hogs upon the bloodstained pastures of The Lady of the Sheep!
I'm eating dinner. Call back later.
Fighting solves EVERYTHING!!!!!!
