Don't fret, Pill! As a wiseman once came to me and said, "We all make mistakes."
Let's leave my mom out of this, and I'll leave this *points to crotch* out of your mom 8-)
You could totally get away with feeling up girls. Just give them a smack on the ass then when they turn around to slap you on the face say "Hey hey calm down. I'm gay."
Don't fool yourself on who did the defiling with that doozy of a woman
That's probably you, but you're gay so I'll let it slide.
All credit for everything good that happens goes to me.
You're right, I just brushed my teeth.
I was unaware of these prizes.
I didn't know you spoke 15 year old girl Pill!? Such hidden talents.
o_O