Conversation Between Martyr and Meat Puppet

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  1. I can't live, if living is without you!
    I can't give! I can't give anymore!

    (SPOILER)Meat Puppet!

    I am making a film!

    I am going to be a wealthy producer, and if I become very very wealthy and you would like to marry me for the money in about 8 years, knowing full well that I shall be unfaithful and cheat against your undying love [of money] so that you may call divorce, break the pre-nup, and attempt to divide my precious earnings by a number equal to, but no less than 1/2, I invite you to just try it, if you think you got the guts!!!!!

    Otherwise, quit with the Inside-Out Boy act. You're not fooling anyone. Anymore. Anytime. Any place. Any time.

  2. Way to go, bringing that up.

    Next thing you know it's going to be the politics of morality and a smurfing sea turtle.
  3. Miss Nelson is Missing!

    (SPOILER)Everything about you seems to suggest Everything but the Girl, and yet, the total opposite.

    What is a psychological quandary like yourself doing on this plane of reality?


    Spoiler2SNAKES ON A PLANE (of reality)
  4. Nice sores on your feet, Martyr.
  5. Chum is what I use to attract fish to my spot.

    I put it in a bag, and let it bleed and disspiate so the snappers and sharks and... (SPOILER)Quick! I need another fish that has a name beginning with S! ... Snook! will all come over and bite on my ballyhooks.
  6. Missing

    (SPOILER)Decent song, but I never marked you for an Everything but the Girl kinda guy...
  7. You are one totally astute dude, dude.

    Stand up guy. Sharp like a, uh, Katana. Fresh like U-Pick strawberries. Cool like a fall breeze.
  8. Little critter is drinking my blood!
  9. Oh look! He's blushing!

    (SPOILER)Meat Puppet, is somebody hanging you upside down by your ankles?
  10. There goes Evastio again, with his classic sense of humor.
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