You need to change your evil ways, Lady!
You poor followers of evil. You have this... this One Track Mind- You think that he wants to Overthrow me? You don;t even understand the nature of my cause. I cannot be overthrown. When one fights for the cause of truth, there is no I. There is nothing to be overthrown. There is only inspiration. There is only growth in personal drive to succeed over the evil, Sheepy. And if Omega is the one who builds the armies, and I become more of a support and inspiration to him than, god forbid, a controlling force, then I have succeeded far beyond what my dreams have predicted when this epic dispute first began.
*Procures Flashlight and Electrician Skillz +15* (SPOILER)I have found the Peanut Butter! Oh, my good friends, you know not what kind of sandwich you have bit into. For Good will always Triumph, like the Comic Dog. And dogs are cooler than sheep. Pigs are also excellent.
Yo, Babe of the Sheep, Do you realize that your name can be shortened to BotS?
awfully low of you to take my old Master Martyr, awfuuulllllllly so...
A snipe is a tiny bird you crazy herd-head. (SPOILER)Lady's mother is a sheep.
I have thought over your proposal, and I wish to be on an equal level with you and your sheep. You should be happy to accept me as an equal and not a superior. If you don't accept my offer, here, now, prepare for war. And also, anybody here who fears the totalitarian rule of this sheepy mistress, you may join me against her when she inevitable denies my graciousness, as she has always done. Together, we can dodge her dreams of domination and a life os subordinance to sheep. Otherwise, you will all fall before my pencil-lead dull wit, and my fierce exaggeration of my personal ability!
You're diching Omega? You're planting trees where your foes fall. Lemon? WTF? Look, all of you are going down. (SPOILER)Our final battle shall take place during a spelunking vacation.
Amnesia Dust! (SPOILER)Not Talcum Powder
Unfortunately, my Lady, this is how it must be with all the epic heroes of this world. I want to be with you, and you with me. Truly, we were meant to be together! But the Master forbids it. The Master. And who is this Master that we blindly obey? I see no Master anywhere. Lady, defy the rules! Deny the world all these laws that it has so wickedly planned to hold over our heads! Jump to the moon! Breathe cherry pie! Regain the power that has been suppressed within you for your own! And come to me!
