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That was a thing of beauty, Keith. Bought a tear to my eye :'D
Oh that is so smurfing hilarious, owait, that was not funny when it was first said. So go back to Texas or wherever the smurf you come from and go find some Brokeback Mountain cowboys to stretch out your asshole while you watch the campfire and wonder where your life went wrong.
Why do you think I picked this one?
You know that all the other rangers want to bed you, right?
Don't come around my place trying that on me. My own lines don't work on me!
You've betrayed me for the last time.
I would love to be able to get that 5am shadow look or whatever the fuck you call it, but alas, it does not happen.
I'm just going with the lazy ass scruff/stubble that I neglect to shave and therefore look like a pot-smoking dropout slacker who doesn't care.
Chinese master style long chin muff tbh. My beard trimmer is broken so I can't keep it trimmed and I always shave the sidies off so it's basically a goatee but really really long. I could braid it like Johnny Depp in that pirate film
