What ghetto facial hair you rocking atm?
I can barely be arsed to shave the hair on my face, let alone the rest of it.
I was going to bust out some metrosexual burns on you, thank god you don't.
Course not, don't be daft. Blokes don't count.
You shave all your body hair?
Hey man I said "some people", as far as I'm concerned the only place anyone should have hair is on their head. It is UNSIGHTLY in other places.
I didn't know hair was now a delicacy. Does the sweat that accumulates on the follicle appeal to sick fucks like you?
It's all part of the experience, man. Some people consider it to be a delicacy of sorts!
Well I'm willing to try new things, but I'm not willing to choke on a French woman's nipple hair while trying to "get down with her", as the younguns say.
So much for "cultural diversity"
