Conversation Between Martyr and Evastio

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  1. Maybe he should beef up the business.
  2. I'm wondering how many of Evastio's relationships dissolve into a smouldering pile of orangey ash and grey and black cinders that fly through the air on wings of wind to land uncomfortably on some unlucky duck's neck.
  3. That would explain why he's a Martyr.
  4. Your name backwards:

    Oitsave.

    You might think that there is a misspelling. Like the name must surely be OINK SAVE, which would turn into the more fashionable:
    K. Nioevas

    But the vicious, uncompromising truth will not be outdone by a technicality.
  5. Again?
  6. Dino Mite: Parasite commonly found burrowed happily underneath the skin of a dinosaur, like, say, Tyranosaurus Rex, King of beasts! Killer of even the mity Quadroceratops, and the all time loser of Dino-Armwrestling!!!!!!!

    Dino Mites are sp[eculated to have evolved into Psycho Ticks, but I wouldn't know anything about that...
  7. Yeah. And the toilet flushing thing on those toilets should be made of gold.
  8. Oh! That's so romantic!
  9. I often wonder why everyone keeps saying "I often wonder".
  10. Wait- He said he was happy or glad? Which one?
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