What about a kink in a hose? Those are nasty.
Hiphopanonymous
Smoking in the bathroom with the rest of the cool kids, of course.
I want so much to believe
I learned the hard way not to underestimate anything with the word loop in it.
Don't be an ash.
With great power comes great responsibility
Don't go too far
I hate when you sneeze with gum in your mouth, because then you sneeze all over the gum and it's like you're chewing on your own disgusting fluids.
Trees are made of paper.