Quick, bribe him with bacon.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
How the hell didn't we think of that before? (You sick bastard )
She can pay $19.99 for the videos like everyone else. NO FREE HANDOUTS! We put alot of hard work into it. Do you know how much I've spent in new sheets for the bed? Not hundreds, thousands of dollars.
Halo sir i tink u r secksy n i wnt 2 get in ur pants.
At least your name isn't Osama. Small favors are nice.
It's cold, it feels like Independence Day.
And the deceiving always get all the looks >=(
M/S as in Menstrual [strike]Cycle[/strike] Sycle.
I thought gay men didn't touch beavers.
