If I'm eating french fries in my bedroom all I have to do is go over to my bed because it has a homemade salty concoction forever on the sheets.
Rugby players do that too, but they don't wear armour. It's just a shame that rugby is shit
Yeah, they crunch around when I roll over. I have to wear earplugs or I can't sleep.
I still haven't changed my sheets because they remind me of that wonderful dream I had.
American Football: Because REAL MEN need helmets!
But it's like the holy grail, pretty much unattainable. Oh well, I guess everyone can have their dreams.
Peter Schmeichel scored a few times, he was a legend.
Only if I got to make love to Jaffar at the end of it.
I'll buy you a beer, son. Just keep scoring those goals.
Oh and a pinch to see if I was dreaming.
