I know your Dad's name is Keith. Someday I will give you my pocketwatch, son. I WAS INFERRING I smurfED YOUR MOM AHAHAHHA But seriously, is his name really Keith?
You know, my dad's name is Keith. Cosmic nudge saying we should be roommates? Well, if you ask for my opinion it is.
owait
Only a gay man would give himself a screenname like LunarWeaver.
Breeder.
I mean that in an endearing way.
Fag
I always feel like I should apply percent statistics to you.
This profile picture makes me think I'm going to see you on To Catch a Predator in the near future.
You may be the first person in history to call me upbeat. But history is formed by those at the top, so who trusts it?
