Meat Puppet is trying to keep us apart! Christmas is trying to steal you from me! I never really wanted you and I to be together much in the first place! But isn't it strange how forces meant to keep two bodies apart can unintentionally become the glue that sticks them together. It's kind of like when my mom used to say to me, "Martyr, don't superglue your hands together just because you thought it was funny when you saw it done on the Saturday morning cartoons!" "HAHA! Sux for you mom! I wasn't going to do it," I cried with relish and fervor. "But now the idea is so ingrained in my head, that my mind shall surely 'splode should this thought engrained within it not be made manifest upon the underbelly of my most precious, precious hands. And that, dearest Resha, is the story of why I had to learn to be the world's fastest Hook Typist. Edit: Yo! I sent this to Meat Puppet instead of Resha! How ludicrous is that!
kikimm actually does that; I’ve seen her doing it. I brought it up to lure her into admitting it.
The first time I saw the word Peculiar, I was readint the eipc tale of James and the Giant Peach.
Sometimes there are threads about sex in eoeo.
Rock Lobster!
Well, Leeza has never been to my house.
Leeza has been to my house before, you know.
Does that happen every time somebody says, "I don't want to touch the aquarium?"
Recently, Evastio posted in Leeza’s user notes.
... that can often be misconstrued as a sexual anomaly (SPOILER)Oh! I got waxed!
