Lol that's crazytalk.
Burn.
My cup is a cup and a straw combined into one, and it is the wave of the future.
Because you are a member of it.
Firehydrant.
Holy hell did you see how yellow that firehydrant was?
Yes.
Cheer up Pill! Look on the bright side, whatever that may be I can't really think of one.
If I was gay, this is where I would say "You're so cute when you're mad Kyle "
Aww, poor Pill But you can't be my buttpirate soulmate, you like boobies remember