Don't judge me Pill, fetishes come in all shapes in sizes.
Maybe I should have sex with one of my trees before it is too cold to do so when winter swings around
Wood is a sexual term and a tree term! How delightful
Wait....it's not?
I hope you didn't get Tree AIDS. The worst kind of AIDS.
Option A please.
I am quite the opposite of untired.
Remember that time you had sex with a tree?
PO-TA-TOES!
Oh hell yeah. But if any kids get toothbrushes trick-or-treating at the local dentist's house, they get a swift kick to the groin.
