Reshand Famous [Lifestyles of the] (SPOILER)I bet you'd drive a Corvette if it wasn't for the fact that you don't want to scuff it, and that's why you drive one of your 3 Ferarris.
CLEAN UP THE MESS!
Bohemian for me, Martyr!
Yes Sir! Yes Sir! (SPOILER)I sheared it off all Lady of the Sheep's little lambs. Which reminds me- Lady had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb! Lady had a little lamb who's fleece was black as coal. Spoiler 2Sorry to involve you with the LotS Situation, but you know how things go.
It has come to my attention that you seem to be desperate to find the glimmerings of a somewhat decent and strategic chess-player in me; I tell you now, you are wasting your time. I am quite . I have never, ever, in all my six years of being able to play chess, won a game. I have never gotten a strategy beyond moving my pawns artistically upon the board. I am. A loser. At chess. Goodbye. :-( --P.
Do you prefer to sacrifice your bishops? Sack their knights? Or tie your legs in a burlap sack and try to hop to a finish line faster than another burlap bagged hopper? (SPOILER)Hoppers may be frogs, grasshoppers, crickets (like Jiminy), and/or fleas.
Golden (SPOILER)Also, are you a chess player, Reesh?
The man is singing a sad song about abandoned love, and he sounds rather sad. So do the violins. :-( SAVE ME FROM ALL THE GRIEF
We should be killing animals. (SPOILER)How to Kill a Cow (in ten days) Get a gun. A, uh, rifle. Aim it between the cows eyes, a little high, in the forehead. Fire! Double Spoiler:BANG! The cow will drop dead. After you clean it up and excavate the skull for commercial use, it should have a solitary clean hole where you shot it. A clean shot is the best shot the same way west side is the best side. How to Kill a Pig: Screw you. I like pigs. Slit a dog's throat. How to Kill a Chicken (In Ten Seconds) Chickens go numb and dumb if you hold them upside down by their legs. Also, their necks stretch, like, crazy far. So grab the punk by 'is legs, lay him over a stump with his neck outstretched - Sucker can't feel nothing. Ain't even going to move - And then you bring down the machete like it's a hammer. Decapitato! Pluck it, gut it, roast it, eat it. Use semicolons of you must. Comma Splicing isn't exactly forgivable once you reach college level writing.
OJ Simpsoner. (had to do it)
