You're the guy who took the blue pill, right? Of course I remember you! How've you been, buddy?
dude what's up? remember me?
OMG! I wuv u. Why did you leave me? ):
hello old friend
It's pretty much a safe assumption that if I'm talking to you/thinking about you I'm naked. And masturbating (just in case there were any ambiguities surrounding the first sentence).
Don't apologize. Get naked.
i srry
When was the last time you send flowers to me, eh? That's it! You sleep on the couch tonight, mister!
I miss you too, man! seriously, what happened to your LJ?
I miss you