Conversation Between I Took the Red Pill and The Unknown Guru

Damn, I thought you were at least 22! :surprised

Seventeen, what did you expect?

Wow. You are way less old than I thought you were.

You can drink my milkshake as long as you don't beat me to death with a bowling pin.

I am so glad I saw that movie. Paul Dano was incredible.

i c wot u did thar

Ho, those tucking fypos!

Perplexing.

I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lika... do... da cha-cha.

I don't understand your incomprehensible ramblings.