- Date of Birth
- October 30, 1988 (36)
About Ultima Shadow
- Real Name:
- Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
- Gender:
- 1337
- Biography:
- The sexiest thing on earth.
- Location:
- Waka Laka world
- Occupation:
- Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
- Interests:
- Enslaving the smexy.
- Contributions:
Screen Names
- Chat Nicknames:
- Shads
Game-related Statistics
- Favorite Final Fantasy:
- FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
- FFXI Character Name:
- I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
- FFXIV Character Name:
- I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
External Links
- YouTube:
- UltimaShadow
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- Total Posts
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- 0.88
Visitor Messages
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- Most Recent Message
- 03-11-2022 07:34 AM
General Information
- Last Activity
- 06-29-2020 12:55 PM
- Join Date
- 04-21-2004
- Referrals
- 1
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by
Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 06:52 PM
...
At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...
Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."
Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"
Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"
...but wait! Here comes the funny part:
Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"
Doc: "Well,
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Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 01:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?
A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.