Once, their was a famed explorer named Raebus. Legendary for his feets of godliness, he survived a battle of 8000 bears whom were charging right at him. With a swift kick of one of his mighty steel legs, heads were severed! and that night, his godly appetite went to work and finished off 8000 bears, gods have a mighty appetite after all!
Why you ask? Why did he go through all the trouble of killing 8000 bears by HIMSELF? because their was a scottish lass waiting for him! Seperated by cruel fate, besides that, other dangers lurked! Someone named "The one" was after him, hired by hades, a gay god (really gay) and would stop at nothing to tell him their is no spoon, and to kick his ass.
Now the tricky part, why was the gay lord of the underworld after him? Because Raebus was once a god! Too much of a god to be exact, he was flung out of olympus for being far too manly, the other gods felt ashamed when they saw him
. Being flung out wasnt enough, Raebus's sign of manliness would forever burn into their mind, like that ring sting feeling hades always had that wouldnt disapear.
Maybe it was luck or pure fate! but thats when he found a scottish lass by the name of shauna, who's cute-ness could melt the coldest of hearts! A goddess. For now, he venturers on! Battling off fiends left and right, all whilst looking so darn good and thinking of that goddess!
To be continued.
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