I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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OHMYGODIMONEOFF. this is all very strange.

I totally love incense. I also like that no one else in my house appreciates it.

Did we have sex or make love?

hi

His hands say maybe, and his feet say probably not.

Your face says no, but your eyes say yes.

You colossal paedophile. "Oh, I only went to /b/ twice!". Look at your smurfing ebaumsworld profile picture, you goddamned son of a mountain leopard.

Haha, he was too slow for a Slowpoke.

I stopped going to the places where people knew me by my name.

I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lika... do... da cha-cha.