I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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:O_O:

I really have heard worse.

You sure it's not some sabotage to ban me?

it's all gone pear shaped

Keithums

I really don't know...

Think it's called 5 o'clock shadow. I has one.

I would love to be able to get that 5am shadow look or whatever the fuck you call it, but alas, it does not happen.

Chinese master style long chin muff tbh. My beard trimmer is broken so I can't keep it trimmed and I always shave the sidies off so it's basically a goatee but really really long. I could braid it like Johnny Depp in that pirate film

I can barely be arsed to shave the hair on my face, let alone the rest of it.