I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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If you're not a rapist, then your a pedophile.

Depends. It all depends.

I made out with a White Angel.
Am I gonna die?

I took the Blue pill.
Am I gonna die?

What about The Doors? Oh, Jim Morrison was a sex god he was. You are right on that one.

I'm out the door.

I hope he did, you bloggard.

Aww, did Levian make you feel bad?

You look Greek in your profile picture.

Grow a beard so I can make my nest in it. You can slip me tangerines when nobody is watching.