I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I am a scientist!

See, Russia is the real enigma my friend. Cloak and dagger incarnate. But since Mr. Rise is from there, and because they have that cute little shuffle hoy-hoy dance, it must not be too bad.

Not true. Russian scientists have recently been able to isolate juice using particle accelerators.

Kyle, you really are an enigma.

And Sarge, one cannot truly exist without the other.

Gin, or juice?

Keith, I...Well, it's just that I...Oh, I can't say it, it's too terrible. It will remain a mystery.

Yay for chords!

Cookie Monster

I'm not that good, I just know chords and

You're my personal savior most days of the week for stuff like this. I didn't know you even played the guitar <3 So much talent I am unaware of! What's the deal!