I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I am tired but I will write you a rap OK HERE GOES:

I would like to have dinner with Kyle,
then rent a motel room and something that rhymes with Kyle and is also sexual

Oh Keithizzle, I could never truly be mean to you. I need someone to write me rap and poetry so I can copy it and pretend it's mine.

I may have misjudged your kindness

I was trying to make you cry I'm sadistic sometimes, don't judge me.

It was a compliment pretty much, you tend to make me laugh.

Your compliment-insult hybrid made me believe again.

Your horrible puns are the best.

I'm serious about 10 seconds a year. It's a curse I named "Blessing".

I've never tried a Red Bull. The name of it turns me off. I don't like bulls, they're bull

Oh, I thought you were being serious like something really happened.

And no, Red Bull tastes like cough syrup ew.

Lack of youtube link.

Why no sleep? Did you drink a Red Bull