I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Ok you beat me, but only because I get on MSN like once a smurfing month. Get AIM Kyle, AIM. AIM.

I was on MSN last night and the night before.

FACE

We can discuss the terms off this website, but seeing as you never are on any sort of instant messenger literally EVER, this situation seems quite impossible my dearest Kyle.

Prove it by placing a body part upon my taste buds and moving in a jiggle motion.

I'm sweet as pumpkin pie or something of equal or greater sweetness.

Someone is bitter

I tried to get a mental image of what that would look like but that's impossible because I don't know what you look like, cockholster.

I like to hang around fire alarms and enter into a battle of wills with them.

Are you saying you like hanging around crazy people?

You are a crazy boy. But I like you.