I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I have the sudden urge to watch Keith eating a raw egg while lying down.

Kyle
Makes me smile
Gotta think for a while.

Would that have worked in a rap battle?

I think I will write another Kyle-themed rap tomorrow but I've used up all my creative energy today on that two-liner.

I like to the raise the bar every now and again.

That's the best compliment I've ever received.

You're such a cocktease. But that's why I keep you in my general vicinity as often as possible.

Not only the stamp, what's underneath it as well :-*

I'm marked fragile, haven't you ever seen my stamp?

My rhymes weren't designed to hurt.

You know I certainly didn't. But thanks for the minor heart attack, full-of-surprises-man

Edit: The -'s really make it official.