I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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By nitpicking over one letter being in the wrong place, you missed the point of that whole speech, DENNIS KEITH!

My name is an exception to the rule I guess

Did I spell it wrong? That whole "i before e" thing drives me nuts.

Who the hell is Kieth?

I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and pray to God that their wife doesnt miscarry, or that their daughter doesnt bleed to death, or that their mother doesnt suffer acute neural trauma from post-operative shock, who do you think theyre praying to? Now go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis Keith, and you go to your church, and with any luck you might win the annual raffle, but if youre looking for God, he was in operating room #2, on November 17th and he doesnt like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God!

You've shot shot banged banged me twice today, and now my hair is frizzled thanks to your abuse.

Good thing I asked Dan about that then.

Yeah, sometimes. I don't like that particular abbreviation too much.

Do people ever call you ITtRP?