I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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AH HA I'VE GOT YOU NOW.

Well aren't you sweet.

Of course they can Shiny, haven't you ever listened to Ludacris?

Watcha gon' do, act the fool!

Were you referencing The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? I read all the books in that series but never saw the movie.

You must see the movie. Mos Def was actually suprisingly good in it. Rappers can act after all.

Hahahahahah, good times.

... I've always wanted to try that But I've always wanted to breed my own Jurassic Park, too, so many of my desires go unfulfilled.

Frostbite reminds me of that kid in A Christmas Story who stuck his tongue on the flagpole.

At least you're not enemies with the Spirit of Christmas Past. There's always that to comfort you. I hope your frostbite doesn't cause difficulties in your day-to-day activities.

I was going out with Mother Nature and I cheated on her with Mistress Fate then when Father Time found out he hired Jack Frost to give me frostbite. I guess Lady Luck was not on my side.

I could see that happening. Fate is a cruel mistress like that.

Edit: "Or something" is my phrase

I think it was destiny we meet on an internet forum 'cause if we were to meet in real life there would be a paradox because we are opposites and the universe would collapse upon itself and space-time as we know it would become a single point.

Or something.