I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Hahaha your imagination gets an A+. I'll hope this time he says "MOTHERsmurfER" to you. Night laddie.

You seriously did.

I need to catch some sleep now. Last night I had the best dream of my life, Samuel L Jackson gave me a high five. It was epic. Let's hope tonight's dream can equal that.

I hope I got a standing ovation out of you.

Nice way to pull out an obscure unit of measure there.

Your trump cards always get me. I'm convinced your sleeves are 10 fathoms deep.

Syrup

Lumberjacks and pancakes, what else could one want?

Maybe someday I will go to Wyoming but there is nothing to see but mountains and from that possible rugged mountain men.

Land of devils that is (I heard from a friend of a friend).

I guess it must just be a north-east thing, seeing as you're both proud residents of the state of Wyoming and all.