I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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We can fix that having a face dilemma, Shiny.

Only 17 more days now before I have to reveal myself and I'm starting to regret ever telling you I have a face.

Oh and you have to go now, GOODBYE KYLE {}

That's a luxury, I have to get all my healthcare off the internet through the organ black market. And I can only buy them in bulk, like multiples of 100. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 3000 KIDNEYS?

When you're me you get health benefits like dental care.

Yeah I remember that, those were wonderful times. Being you is so much better than being me.

By the way, best pop culture reference imho

This reminds me of when you were me. Do you remember that? It was Fast Times at EoFF High, that's how crazy it was.

I'm so offended you even asked that I'm not going to answer.

I sunk your battleship, is that naughty? I always knew you liked to hide on the square A-4.

I'm guessing that means no. Good answer.