I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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One of my friends claim him and another guy are actually renting those Dumb and Dumber tuxedos for our prom at the end of the year. If they do, I would literally die from the sheer awesome-ness of that.

As long as I don't have to pay for it.

Can I at least wear a cheap novelty tuxedo?

You can feel debonair, for once in your life! And without wearing a tux.

I like how I am THIS GUY. It's very suave.

Do you mean Meat Puppet or THIS GUY, Shiny? D:

And...well, since I don't value my education anymore, I have no future. So I don't know. I don't know.

I am not as bad as those guys who lure kids in on the internet and rape them, right?

Pill is filling in for Meat Puppet for tonight. He'll be back on his regular user noting schedule by tomorrow hopefully.

Your fingers should be registered weapons. Or whatever you type with. Your nose.

Oh no I am a dangerous person.