I Took the Red Pill
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Haha YEAH I'll tell her it was all your fault, and then have to write an essay about the dangers of the internet. Or the dangers of talking to people.

I hope I haven't inspired you to do that and fail the course

Oh yeah definitely. Cause like, normally at 15 or 16 years old, a book isn't going to mean much to you. Not the books that they have us read, anyways, so you have to bull some meaningful crap and THAT GOES AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES. I should refuse to write essays and give that answer.

I would've rather got English over with first. Even though my last English teacher told me I was the best essay writer in the grade, I literally hate it. But I like reading. I just don't want to write down what a book means to me. Ugh English as a class sucks.

Seriously though cliff or whatever notes you use, will make it so much less painful. I mean, I'm sure you know that already, but still. DON'T DIE OF FEAR OR ANXIETY ;D

Junior, and I'm taking English, I think it's called College Prep English or something, second semester. And yeah people tell me it's hell, so I'm not looking forward to it.

Oh man you have to read those this year? God that sucks. Are you a junior or a senior or whoa what the heck is going on? I got out of reading MacBeth cause I am in AP and my last name doesn't begin with an A (summer reading lists) but we do have to do Hamlet out loud. Not looking forward to it. But yeah, you ENJOY that!

Well I had to read Great Expectations in 8th grade too, when I didn't know about Cliff/Sparknotes so I was like goddammit Pip you'll never get that girl she's too good for you give the smurf up.

Oh yeah, I have to read A Tale of Two Cities second semester this year, along with MacBeth and other terrible stuff like that. Fortunately now I do know about Sparknotes so yeah.

AHA I never had to read that. Although I did have to read A Tale of Two Cities. All I have to say is thank god for cliff notes.

Hahaha, but still, as bad as I hate Jack London, noone, and I mean noone is worse for me than Charles Dickens. Great Expectations is oh my god I don't care about your stupid benefactor why am I reading this.