I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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¡Tomé la píldora roja!

J'ai pris la pilule rouge !

Ich habe die rote Pille genommen!

Ho portato la pillola rossa!

Ik nam de rode pil!

Tomei a pílula vermelha!

Я принимал красную пилюлю!

Jeg tok den rød pille ! og Levian er en stor tiggeransikt.

我吃红色的药丸！

我吃紅藥！

私は赤い経口避妊薬を服用しました！

Aslan is no tame lion.

I made toast and it had a face on it. Unfortunately it was yours and not Jesus'.

Then you can finally buy that thing you've always wanted.

You know the one.

Butt plug?

That would be so epic if you did

My newspaper teacher has like 30 copies of Thoreau stuff and I am so tempted to steal one

Then you can finally buy that thing you've always wanted.

You know the one.

If I had a nickel for everytime you said that, I'd have about 30 cents.

I should really re-establish my spot here.

It's the best obscure punctuation mark ever.