I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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I know of someone that weave dream for people, but he charges a lot.

It would be fun if it was a dream because I could do really weird stuff like people in dreams can.

Is that a reference to me, or is this a dream?

Get mic get sex from Kyle

Or another spacies

Your tricky ways can only mean you are of another species.

Does it involve taking off your shirt? If so, then yes.

Will you check me for elbow cancer this weekend, Keith?

Well maybe I think the Tubbytronic Superdome looks like a nice place! Bibberly cheese!

Lies. One wanted to be a Teletubie and the other wanted to be a $2 prostitue. I'll let you decide which one is which.