I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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GO GO DECESSUS POWER!!!1111234

Thats when things got out of control.
She didnt want to, he had his way.
She said, lets go
He said, no way!
Come on babe its your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby dont be afraid,
If it wasnt for date rape I'd never get laid.

I drink the honey inside your hive

This time I filled the pool with honey.

Goddamn you and your YouTubes of proof. Now I have to swim in the kiddie pool end again for another month as a consequence.

Wouldn't it be great if fast food restaurants asked you: "Would you want schmies with your schmurger?"

Your tube eats my data cap for breakfast, lunch and dinner

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI

Willy nilly, I lol'd all over my screen.

You said my iguana thing didn't bother you, but I see that was a lie just like the existence of Willy Wonka.

We don't need to listen to some quack with a Ph. D in marriage counseling I have to set limits on you so you don't go willy nilly all over the place and go hump the first iguana you see