I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Why can't I stop saying the words bad faith goo.

skills by the truckload

I'll teach them how to program a VCR without pouring piping hot gravy all over myself.

You could program a VCR and get a real sense of accomplishment.

But then you achieve a false sense of accomplishment, and that can be so comforting.

You're still a complicated puzzle. I hate puzzles because there's always pieces you know fit together but they won't smurfing fit because they don't actually fit together but you keep trying anyway and then you bend it since it's crappy cardboard and then you've wasted your money on a stupid smurfing picture that you had to assemble yourself.

I swear you've got me figured out.

And nice reference to the Simpsons.

So Tomacco can exist but not Strawmacco? This goes back to your grudge against strawberry shortcake doesn't it.

If you consider strawberries and tobacco to taste similar.

Is it strawberry flavored? ^_^